How to make a baby
Now, having completely left the territory of Grandile kingdom, we are moving on to the next city with Higurd-san as our coachman.
The next city is a city under the jurisdiction of the Rookshade Kingdom. However, it doesnt an the city is close Rookshade kingdom, it ans Rookshade Kingdoms territory is just that vast.
According to Higurd-san, it seems that Rookshade Kingdom has a guild built in each city. They have the sa facilities and quality of adventurers scatters throughout their territory, so every city boast power as strong as the ho country.
The average rank of the adventurers there is from E to D. There are hardly any F-ranked adventurers, as for C-ranked adventurers and above, although not innurable, there are still plenty enough of them there. How should I put it, isnt it kida awkward for an H rank adventurer like to head there? Who was it that recomnd to head to Rookshade Kingdom again? Ah, I think its one of the advetuers in Grandile guild.
Nevertheless, my resistance state is that of A rank, so I should be fine, perhaps. Theres also Leila-chan with anyway, so things should be better than we were at Grandile Kingdom.
Hey, hey, Kitsune-kun.
While Im thinking about such a thing, Leila-chan suddenly calls out to . Weve been seated while sticking close to together for so long, so its getting a little hot. When I turn toward her, I see that Nico-chan, who had been sticking to Leila-chan, is taking a nap on her lap pillow. The world may be wide, but I think Nico-chan is the only person who can sleep on the lap pillow of a world-destroying (S-rank) demon. Doesnt she like Leila-chan too much? Did sothing happen between them?
Even though Nico-chan doesnt seem to like at all, Im a little jealous of Leila-chan whos liked by her. I didnt get liked by children in my forr world either, so Id like to experience to be liked by them ever for only a little bit.
What is it? Do you think your pee is going to leak?
Umm, no, thats not it, Im bored . So lets have a chat .
Chat about what? Do you want to talk about the people youve been eating, Leila-chan?
Mmm . I dont mind, but. I want to talk about your, Kitsune-kun .
About ? Haha, theres nothing interesting about , though! Moreover, I t Leila-chan wasnt long after I just ca to this world, if were talking about sothing before that, then that only left the ti when I got my shoulder broken by that big wolf.
What do you want to hear?
What about, when you were little, Kitsune-kun?
When I was little, huh. when I was little, lets see.
Hmm, as far as I can rember, theres nothing worth ntioning. Abused at ho, bullied at school, and then died after getting ganged up on by classmates, theres nothing worth talking about. I only have such trivial mories, huh.
I dont think I have any morable mories.
Eeh, thats boring.
Leila-chan with makes a dissatisfied expression with her cheeks puffed out. Even if she says so, its not that I have any mories worth talking about, after all. Moreover, its not like I can create a story that would amuse Leila-chan either. Im not a writer, after all.
As the sound of the rattling carriage echoes, I give Leila a thin smile. Then the conversation is cut short and silence spreads in the wagon. Its not to the point of being awkward, but the mood is kinda delicate.
I can play juggling with miasma ball so I dont particularly bored, and having have finished maintaining her sword, Rishe-chan seems to have been doing an image-training for a while now, so perhaps finding her bored with nothing better to do, Leila-chan is poking Nico-chans cheeck, as shes asleep in her lap pillow. She keeps on poking Nico-chans squishy cheeks with her finger, causing her to groan each ti.
And then, Leila-chan, whos staring Nico-chan while laughing, suddenly lifts her head, as if just recalling sothing.
Say, Kitsune-kun !
Whats it?
While I was talking to Nico the other day, she asked sothing! But I didnt know the answer myself, so I thought Id ask you about it when I had the chance, Kitsune-kun, but is it okay if I ask?
Sothing Leila doesnt know? Do I even know about it then? Childrens questions are sotis pretty critical, so its kinda scary. But, well, Ill at least hear it out. I take a listening stance where my gaze ets with Leila-chans.
Then, Leila throws a very outrageous question.
How do you make a child?
Bufu?!
Rishe-chan, who is ditating, is even taken aback.
When I turn to Rishe-chan, perhaps embarrassed, she begins coughing with her face flushed red. Well, among all of the questions of a child from a normal family, its certainly the one that shines as the number one most difficult question to answer. By the way, in the family where the mother or father were divorced or even dead, the question of Where is my mother (father)? was also difficult to answer.
I stare at Leila-chans face. And then, perhaps in wonder why Rishe-chan is taken aback, Leila-chan is showing a bewildered expression.
This matter, she probably seriously doesnt understand about it. how to make a child. Well, its not like Im completely aware of Leila-chans past, or rather her origin, so I cant really talk about her, but shes called the demon of miasma (virus), I think shes most likely forrly a human. Im sure shed only turned into a demon after getting infected by Red Night. Not that I have any evidences about it, though.
If she was infected at a very young age, and was in a state of rampage until she t afterwards, so if she hadt received even the bare minimum of sex education prior to that, its no small wonder that she knows nothing about it.
Co on, Kitsune-kun? Do you know how? Tell about it!
Leila-chan grabs my clothes and then pulls on them. Her eyes, though blood-like red, they sparkle purely like that of a childs. So cute.
How to make a child, huh. lets see, frankly speaking, you can make them by having an intercourse.
Kitsune! Youre a fit two prank!
Youre slurring, youre slurring, Rishe-chan. Youre getting to worked up, whats with that fit two prank?
Are you a rapper? Rishe-chan interjects in our conversation with a slur that makes want to jab at her. So, you must be a virgin, right? Fit two prank! YO! Just kidding.
Be that as it may, Leila-chan is still having a bewildered expression. She doesnt seem to understand inercourse is. At a ti like this, she would next ask What is intercourse? or sothing along those lines. I guess this is one of those you-dig-your-own-grave pattern, starting from the mont I summoned up courage to answer that difficult to answer question.
What is intercourse?
Alright, saw that one coming.
Its as expected. Rather, Leila-chan, after lusting over that much, youre actually that pure inside? Cant you can stop sending such a pure gaze, that only makes it harder for to answer.
Perhaps Rishe-chan also similarly think so, as she avert her eyes from Leila-chan, with her face slighlty blushing. But well, its indeed quite hard to explain. But, you know what, Rishe-chan. If you dont quickly answer that question, the child will ask for sothing more outrageous, you know? For example
Ah! Then, Kitsune-kun, show that intercourse thing!
This kind of thing.
Considering that the one asking this is an innocent airhead carnivorous Yandere demon, what is this situation? Im a late-bloor and earnest cherry boy, you know? Itd be a waste to throw away the virginity Ive been protecting for so long over sothing like this, you know? Once I get rid of it, I cant regain it again, you know?! Do you get that?! Besides, I dont even have a partner for it, you know, a partner.
Leila-chan, intercourse sothat that is done by two people, a man and a woman, so I cant do it alone.
Arent I here? And Rishe, too.
Are you an idiot?
Ouch?!
I smack on Leila-chans head once, since she unconsciously keeps on asking such strange things. She says it hurts when I smack on her head, but in reality, I bet it doesnt. I an, my strength stat is lower than Leila-chans resistance stat, after all. Rather, its my hand that hurts. Well, my resistance is pretty high, so it heals right away, though.
You see, Leila-chan. I have no other choice, so Ill explain it to you step by step from the beginning, alright.
Huh? Yeah Tell , tell
Kitsune, umm are you sure its going to be alright even if you tell her about it?
How should I fool her then?
. like, growing out of the ground or sothing.
Are you idiot?
Ouch?!
Is everyone in this world such an idiot? In my world, there was a way to fool them by telling that a stork would bring the child to them or sothing, but growing out of the ground? Scary, this world baby crawls out of the ground on their own? Theyre already so tough even at birth. Born while covered in mud, what kind of adolescent manga is that? Moreover, theyd make them their own child? The child is tough, while the parents are brazen, huh.
I also smack Riese-chans head once. This ti, it sould be more or less hurt since my strength is higher than her resistance. For now, Ill just ignore Rishe-chan and focus on explaining to Leila-chan about how to make a child, step by step.
Leila-chan, first of all, do you know the difference between a boy and a girl?
Yes, a boy has a slightly tough at, while a girl has a tender and easy to eat at. Their tastes are about the sa, though.
Im not talking about their at.
I didnt expect the explanation of the differences between n and won to lead on to the subject of at.
Well, first of all, there is a difference in body structure between n and won.
n dont have boobs, do they?
Thats right, first of all, won have boobs and n dont. And theres another difference.
Err. their hair length or sothing?
No, thats not it. The genitals are different.
Its quite hard to explain this part, I feel like Leila would say, I dont understand, let see in the middle of it. Theyre just a lump of curiosity, children in such a situation. I have to explain very carefully.
Genitals?
Genitals are the organs for making babies. Both n and won have them between their legs. In n its called a penis and in won its called a vagina.
Do we also have them, Kitsune-kun?
Yes, we do. So if you put a mans penis in a womans vagina, you can make a child. The end.
Isnt that too concise?!
I explain it briefly because its too much of a pain to explain. Rathe, why do I have to teach her how to make a child in detail? Even Rishe-chan is curious about it, even though shes acting all shy, in the end thats what child making is all about.
Well, I have no experience about it, though. Ive never had a partner to do it, though. Im not sad, though, because Im not interested in that, after all. Im serious, Im a healthy youth, after all.
Say, Kitsune-kun.
Whats it? Leila-chan.
Your penis? Let see it!
When Leila-chan asks that, just as Ive expected, I smack her head once again. She seem to ask Rishe-chan the sa thing, but she seems to refuse it in the end. To top it all off, when she tries to take off Nico-chans clothes, Rishe-chan and I have to do our best to stop her.
In the end, I decide to educate her a little more about sha, manners and morals afterwards.
Then we ride on for a while, and when it is around noon, we decide to have lunch in light of the horses break. Fortunately, I know that Rishe-chan is a good cook, so I ask her to cook sothing simple with the food we had bought and simple cooking set. In the anti, were on alert for our surroundings. In the anti, we have to be vigilant about our surroundings, because its not strange if a demonic beast or sothing cos out, after all.
By the way, were in a bit of a forest. There arent as many trees as in the forest near Miniera, and there arent enough trees to block the sunlight. There is a road where carriages can pass through, and perhaps because its dayti, it doesnt feel so dangerous.
Also, Ive hamred so details into Leila-chan, who had also asked Higurd-san, Let see your penis. When I tell her that she shouldnt ask such questions, and that she shouldnt show it to anyone other than people she really like, she seems to properly understand it.
Well, when she said Then, its not a problem for us to show ours to each other, right? Because I love you so much, Kitsune-kun right after, I could only let out a sigh. And then, I decided to teach her that she shouldnt so it so easily even to soone she likes. I feel like I have a big child.
Hmm?
While Im thinking about that, the miasma, that I have spread to detect any enemies around 200M radius with at the center, senses the presence of a human. When I notice that they arent moving, I find that suspicious. It doesnt seem that theyve noticed us, so whats going on?
Thinking so, after telling Higurd-san to move away a bit, I decide to try checking out that presence.
As I pass through the the trees, I co closer to that presence. The number is one person, and rather than standing, that person seems to be lying on the ground. Has that person perhaps fallen unconscious?
When I co to the point where I can see that presence with my own two eyes, the one lying there is a white haired girl. Rather, shes fallen unconscious while leaning on a tree. She has white hair so I was a bit wary that might be apostle-chan for a mont, but she is apparently not her.
As I get closer, she seems to be around the sa age of , or perhaps slightly older. She seems to be taller than , but perhaps thanks to the long white hair of hers, she looks sohat more like a mature woman.
Hmm? Is that her luggage?
Then, I notice a large luggage bag next to her. Thats probably hers.
But still, why does she fall unconscious here?
for now, I guess Ill take her to the other first.
Its just, leaving her alone like this would be slightly awkward, so I decide to use my miasma to carry her, along with her large luggage, back to where the other are.
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