Chapter 902: Chapter 900: That’s So Shaless
"Strip naked?" Ganei was dumbfounded for a mont.
Who just said this was a civilized livestream room? Who just claid to be a lover of peace? How could anyone make such despicable and shaless demands?
Although life forms in the universe co in countless bizarre shapes, most carbon-based life forms possess similar life signs, and their organs are very similar to those of Earthlings, differing only in appearance, function, and size.
Even among advanced civilizations, so of the most basic human instincts, like a sense of sha, haven’t entirely disappeared.
To strip Zitif completely naked in front of so many onlookers would probably be more unbearable than killing him.
"This... this might not be very appropriate, right?" Ganei hesitated a bit, not because he lacked the ability, but because such actions were truly too despicable and shaless.
"Well, this matter might be difficult for you all," Zhang nglong sighed regretfully, "Then I’ll have to return the Level Eight Law Martial Weapon my friend just crafted."
"Level Eight Martial Weapon? And a Law Weapon?" Ganei’s expression froze instantly, "The master can actually craft Level Eight Law Martial Weapons?"
To date, cosmic law martial weapons are few and far between, and all of them are in the hands of those few Level Nine life forms.
Even among the peak Level Eight life forms in the entire universe, his strength ranks among the top. If he could possess a Level Eight law weapon, he might beco the top life form below Level Nine!
"What’s so difficult about that?" Zhang nglong bragged, "You might not believe it when I say it, but even the kitty litter scoopers in the Ritian Sect are Level Eight Martial Weapons!"
"Never mind, it seems like you don’t really want it anyway."
"Ahem!" Ganei cleared his throat imdiately, "Brother Zhang, you misunderstood my earlier aning."
"Didn’t you say such things aren’t very proper?" Zhang nglong said.
"What I ant was, just stripping off his clothes isn’t fun. I want to take off his pants too!" Ganei replied, "You might not believe , but I’m the champion of the universe underwear stripping contest and once stripped off 16,562 pieces in 5 minutes..."
"???" Zhang nglong was stupefied, was there really such a despicable contest in the universe? He thought only those vulgar countries on Earth would hold such things.
He searched the cosmic network, "Ganei, 237th Champion of the Universe Underwear Stripping Contest, record holder for fastest stripping in the universe."
"Damn, it’s actually true?"
"You’ve found the right person for this matter!" Level Eight Law Martial Weapon, now I just need to strip off a few pieces of clothing to get it; if there are ten thousand such deals, he’ll do it ten thousand tis!
"Everyone step aside!" Ganei moved to the front of the line waiting to slap faces.
"Mr. Ganei, what... what do you intend to do?" Zitif looked at him with fear on his face.
Among these tens of thousands of people, there are few who can instill fear and dread in him, and this Ganei is one of them.
"It’s nothing major, the master’s friend asked
to help him by stripping off your clothes!"
"What?" Zitif’s face changed dramatically.
It’s one thing for Zhang nglong to act in such an inhumane manner, but now he’s acting like a dog!
It’s not enough that so many people are humiliating him, now they want to strip him naked as well.
"Mr. Ganei, what reward did he give you? Whatever he gives, I can give too, I..."
"I’m sorry," Ganei shook his head, "What he can give , you definitely can’t provide, three pieces of Level Eight Martial Dao Manuals, a Level Eight Law Martial Weapon, can you offer
that?"
"What did you say?" Zitif’s pupils trembled.
Anything Ganei ntioned, once it appears, would stir up quite a storm, what on earth is this Ritian Sect that can use such treasures as a price to make Ganei do such a shaless thing?
"Zitif, you can only bla yourself for offending soone you can’t afford," Ganei then began stripping his clothes.
"Wow! What a beautiful sight, isn’t it?"
"Kids aren’t allowed to watch! Where are the moderators?"
"Holy moly, just watching such a scene for 100,000 Cosmic Coins is truly worth it."
"Strear, charge more; I’m afraid I won’t sleep soundly tonight after watching!"
"Why are you just standing there? Send the gifts!"
[Congratulations to the strear for receiving a "Heart of Blue" from xxx]
[Congratulations to the strear for receiving an "Ultimate Black Hole" from xxx]
[Congratulations to the strear for receiving a "Galactic Battleship" from xxx]
...
"Minister, should we allow the broadcast to continue? The content now is sowhat..." On the big screen at the research center of the Light of the Universe livestream platform, there’s the scene of Ganei stripping Zitif’s clothes.
"What can you do? Ritian Sect must have a tech expert, our livestream platform is basically their backyard, if it could be blocked, it would have been done long ago!"
"This organization is terrifying!"
...
"Wow, I thought the biological structure of a Level Eight Life Form would be sowhat different from ours!"
"Tsk tsk, turns out it’s just like this."
"But he’s quite small, is it possible that as life levels evolve, the gender characteristics of carbon-based life forms have begun to gradually disappear?"
"You’re talking nonsense! I’m also an Level Eight life form, I’m much bigger than him, don’t insult people casually!"
"Hi everyone, I’m a professor of biology at the Cosmic Sky Academy, I’ve studied the physiological structures of over 200 civilizations from Level One to Level Eight life forms, I can responsibly tell you all, life level evolution doesn’t cause gender characteristics to disappear, he’s just particularly small!"
"Hahahahaha! Give the professor a like!"
"Professor, can we, as a Level Three civilization, take your online courses?"
...
"Brother Zhang, it’s all stripped off!" Ganei presented Zitif’s clothes and pants to Zhang nglong, "This guy is quite wealthy, these clothes are made of very precious materials, enough to withstand attacks from peak Level Five civilization battleships."
"These shoes are products of a peak Level Five civilization, capable of enduring intense friction and impact, probably crafted within the past 500 years."
"And these underwear, even if stretched 800 tis, wouldn’t damage its elasticity and performance."
"These items are valuable?" Zhang nglong asked.
"Yes, at least worth a few hundred star coins!"
"Ganei, help
put the product links up!" Zhang nglong said.
He brought the just-stripped and still warm clothes to the cara in the livestream room, "Everyone look, belongings of a peak Level Eight life form, we’re starting an auction now, bid whatever you like, pay the price and it’s yours, I’ll first attach the link!"
"Oh my, the strear is really cheeky! Stripping soone and now publicly auctioning their clothes and shoes?"
"Holy moly! Even the underwear?"
"Who’s going to buy underwear, what if you catch sothing, I don’t want to beco so small!"
"This is the sleaziest strear I’ve ever seen, but he’s sleazy enough, I like it!"
...
Zitif, stripped of his last piece of dignity, gradually lost his once arrogant voice until he beca completely silent.
His gaze towards Zhang nglong was no longer fierce or hateful, but filled with fear and apprehension.
Zhang nglong approached Zitif, and Zitif couldn’t help but tremble all over, as if the person coming towards him wasn’t human, but a demon.
"Have you clarified your status now?" Zhang nglong laughed, "Now you’re my prisoner, I can do whatever I want, if you want to register, you must humbly beg , understood?"
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