"Sweetie pie?" Kong Lan looked bewildered. What exactly did Zhang nglong do to Qing Luo? He had only sat on the spaceship for one night, and Zhang nglong had brought back a Qing Luo who seed to have fallen in love with him. This was beyond bizarre!
"Mountain Eagle, this is Sinek, report imdiately!" At this mont, Zhang nglong's voice appeared in Kong Lan's ear.
"Mountain Eagle?" Kong Lan had a lot of question marks in his head again. Of course, he's not dumb, just a bit goofy. He knew Zhang nglong was using spiritual power to communicate with him, but he hadn't a clue what a Mountain Eagle was. It sounded like a very powerful Demon Beast.
"It's a code na between us, don't mind the details!"
"Brother Zhang, what should I do now?" Kong Lan had never been in love before, "I don't even know where to put my hands and feet right now."
"What are you afraid of with
here? I'm a love saint. As long as you follow my lead, you can't go wrong. I've already paved the way for you. I used your appearance to defeat that Laita and rescued her. Now, in her heart, you're a hero of unparalleled might." Zhang nglong briefly recounted what had happened just now.
"So that's what happened!" Kong Lan was overjoyed. No wonder Qing Luo had just gazed at him with such affectionate eyes; she was already captured by... or rather, by Zhang nglong cosplaying as him!
"Now it's just one last move, just listen to , and perform well. Tonight, you'll definitely hit a ho run!"
"What does hitting a ho run an?" Kong Lan was puzzled.
"Don't ask questions, just do as I say. Stand tall, chest out, and head up!"
Kong Lan imdiately followed Zhang nglong's words as if it was a reflex.
"Kong Lan, is your neck cramping?" Qing Luo looked at him in that strange posture and asked.
"No, I just feel that standing like this seems more manly." Kong Lan forced a smile, which was almost unbearable to watch.
But in Qing Luo's eyes, no matter how unbearable it was, it still looked handso. "Kong Lan, you are already very manly. The scene when you fought Laita, I will never forget in my life. You are my unparalleled hero!"
"Then will you have children for ?" Zhang nglong instructed.
"Brother Zhang, I'm not a monkey. I'm a... I don't even know what I am..." Kong Lan showed a difficult expression. "And wouldn't it be inappropriate to say sothing like this when we've just t? What if she thinks I have bad intentions?"
"Stop talking nonsense. n should be a bit humorous. If you're not after her body, why marry her? You're simply ridiculous!" Zhang nglong said, in a tone of hating iron for not becoming steel. "What's despicable isn't that you're lusting after her body; what's despicable is that while lusting after her body, you're also eyeing soone else's!"
"Brother Zhang, I get it!" Kong Lan suddenly seed to understand sothing. Demon Beasts are usually straightforward, with nothing to hide. Even if it was love at first sight, it was also love born of physical attraction, but Kong Lan was absolutely serious.
"Qing Luo, will you have children for ?" Kong Lan parroted.
"Naughty, who asks sothing like that on the first day of eting soone?" Although Qing Luo was the Clan Leader of the Split-tail Foxes, age-wise in her clan, she was just a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, unable to withstand such teasing.
"Hey!" Kong Lan suddenly stared at a 45-degree angle forward and let out a deep sigh, his eyes seemingly filled with stories.
"Big Brother Kong Lan, why are you sighing?"
"Actually, I'm a prince of the human empire," Kong Lan said. "Do you know why I ca from the prosperous human world to this place?"
Qing Luo, of course, didn't know. She shook her head naively.
"I ca to the Demon Beast Dynasty this ti to find my father, but the road ahead is uncertain, and I don't know what dangers lie in wait for ," Kong Lan recited as Zhang nglong had taught him. "If I'm not careful and encounter a powerful Demon Beast, I might get killed."
Qing Luo looked up at Kong Lan, she hadn't imagined he had such a backstory. No wonder he, with a human's attire, appeared in the Demon Beast dynasty.
She had heard of what kind of survival-of-the-fittest environnt the center of the Demon Beast Dynasty was like. Her Split-tail Fox tribe had to keep moving, seeking developnt in marginal areas. In the core regions, Demon Emperors roam freely, and Demon Kings are as common as dogs. Although Kong Lan's strength was formidable, fortune is unpredictable...
"I've never believed in love at first sight before but the mont I saw you, I believed. No one else has a place in my heart for the rest of my life. I don't want to leave any regrets behind!"
"I don't want to die without leaving offspring behind. If I can't achieve my dreams, maybe they can continue to help
fulfill them."
Kong Lan spoke emotionally, and Qing Luo actually believed him, her eyes even turned a bit red. Admiration, love, and sympathy filled her heart, prompting her to make a brave decision.
"Qing Luo, will you be my wife?" Kong Lan asked. "If I beco the ruler of this Demon Beast Empire one day, you will be the Empress of the Demon Beast Dynasty!"
Such a promise is irresistible to any woman, and Qing Luo was no exception!
"If I fail, then..."
"Then I will raise our children and tell them that their father was a hero of unparalleled might, the bravest man in the whole Demon Beast Empire!" Qing Luo threw herself into Kong Lan's arms. "Kong Lan, I want to have children for you!"
The happiness ca too suddenly!
Kong Lan was almost overwheld with surprise. "Brother Zhang, you truly are a love saint! Today, you are my greatest benefactor!"
The longest road Kong Lan had ever walked in his life was the road of Zhang nglong's tactics. In just a few words, Qing Luo was now all over him. He was like a goddess harvester!
"I must start a class! And charge tuition!" Zhang nglong never expected that the strategies despised on Earth would be so popular here, like sweeping through opponents without challenge.
"Don't be in a hurry to thank ," Zhang nglong smirked, "I've also prepared sothing good for you. Check what's under the pillow, and don't thank
too much."
"Under the pillow?" Kong Lan led Qing Luo to his room. Qing Luo, with a shy face, seed ready for whatever might happen.
Kong Lan fumbled under the pillow and pulled out two black items, two white items, and so lace-looking, semi-transparent items.
"Brother Zhang, how do you use such a see-through blindfold?" Kong Lan asked. "And there are two of us, why did you only prepare one? It's so big..."
"Damn it!" Zhang nglong felt like twisting Kong Lan's head off to see if it was full of shit. "It's not a damn blindfold, your entire family wears blindfolds! This is the latest secret design by my business branch, qqny, and you're saying it's a blindfold?"
"What about this then?"
"Black silk and white silk—you have no sense for romance, do you? You've ruined the atmosphere I worked so hard to set. You're really as dense as a log, driving
mad!" Zhang nglong was nearly frantic.
"Forget it. Don't get angry; anger is bad for your health," Zhang nglong took a deep breath. This Haotian Continent's aesthetic sense is practically nil. When I have a chance, I must open a store selling black silk; I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams.
"Figure it out yourself, I'm done!" Zhang nglong activated the soundproof mode for Kong Lan's room. "Without , you'd never get a wife in this lifeti!"
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