At this mont, you are toying with your most cherished treasure, with trembling hands slowly, gently removing her clothes.
It’s like savoring the world’s delicacies, sniffing gently, then a content and intoxicated expression appears on your handso face.
The next mont, like a rampaging lion, crazed tiger, and aroused dog, just as you were preparing to perform a captivating soul-stirring song, a figure silently sneaks into the room, standing less than a ter away from you.
"Who are you?"
Your current position is all thanks to your own hard work.
Quick reactors usually don’t die in a lee.
You imdiately draw your sword, coldly staring at the young man before you who’s less than 1.6 ters tall but horizontally large.
When you see the face of the person, you frown and say, "Young Master Lei Xiu, could you please knock before entering next ti and give a heads-up?"
Lei Xiu sits down casually, glances at the woman cowering in the corner of the bed, shakes his head slightly and says, "Your taste is really poor, this kind of woman isn’t even fit to polish my shoes."
"Cut the crap, what are you here for?"
"You know the saying, no one visits without a reason, I have a favor to ask of you."
Lei Xiu spins the ring on his right hand, it trembles slightly and shoots a beam of black light towards the shadow behind you.
"F*ck! Couldn’t you have co later, can’t you see I’m in the middle of the most important mont of my life?"
Though you are extrely angry, you cannot fully show it, since Lei Xiu is the son of the Imperial Pri Minister; with a flick of his finger, he could have your head relocated.
"My dear second in command, aren’t you degrading yourself by giving your virginity to such a woman?" Lei Xiu says with a mysterious smile on his face, "If you help with one thing, you will forever be surrounded by top beauties and have money that you can’t spend in a lifeti."
Hearing about beauties and money lights up your eyes: "Let’s hear it."
"It’s simple, we just swap bodies."
As he says this, the ring in Lei Xiu’s hand suddenly emits countless black rays, and you feel sothing rapidly pulling your soul out, and then you realize you are no longer in your original position.
When you clear your sight — you’re stunned, standing before you is none other than yourself!
"Bang!"
The ring on your right hand suddenly explodes into nurous dust clouds, thankfully you are not injured.
"From now on, you are Lei Xiu, the youngest son of Lei Xiaochen, the Pri Minister of Qinglan Nation."
You dumbly watch your own body talk to you in an unfamiliar tone, too shocked to speak.
What is this situation?
"It’s normal for you to look like that, haha, because this is also my first ti using a Demigodly Artifact — Soul Bridge. Oh, right, I forgot to tell you, soone will co to take you back soon, because you’re about to start school."
"F*ck! You can’t do this..."
You only get halfway through your sentence, when suddenly a cold wind blows from behind and then everything goes dark, and you faint...
On a road in Jiangnan Province of Qinglan Nation, a small horse carriage surrounded by two hundred iron-armored cavalry slowly advances.
A few minutes later, the carriage stops at a sentry post, and two Iron Armor Soldiers escort a short, overweight man into view.
"This is the ’Empire Pest’?"
"Just as ugly as the legends say."
"He’s really extraordinarily ugly, no one would believe he’s the son of the Pri Minister if he didn’t say so, I heard the Pri Minister was the most handso man in the Imperial City when he was young."
"Banana and barbecue pork! How many tis do I have to tell you, my na is Li Yun, I’m the Second Master of Yema Village, not Lei Xiu!" you curse as soon as you speak out, "Lei Xiu, you son of a bitch, one day I will definitely crush your balls!"
"This guy is going crazy again."
"Ah, it’s really pitiful."
You are forcibly dragged through the checkpoint by two Iron Armor Soldiers, and once past, they let go of you.
To prevent your escape earlier, the Iron Armor Soldiers had magicians cast Delay Skill and Weakness Technique on you.
You are sowhat puzzled by this, but then you think it may have sothing to do with the rumored innate divine strength of Lei Xiu.
Now you are standing on a bridge that is several tens of ters long and only about twenty centiters wide; behind you are two Iron Armor Soldiers wielding longswords, and your feet are dozens of ters above the swift river below!
"Move forward, there’s only one path ahead." An Iron Armor Soldier coldly says while pressing his longsword against your back.
"Fellows, let tell you the truth, honestly, I’m really not Lei Xiu." You dare not turn around for fear of losing balance.
"It’s useless to say anything now, move it, by the ti it gets dark, even if you want to move, you won’t be able to!" one of the Iron Armor Soldiers commands.
"But, brother, I am afraid of heights." You feel your legs shaking uncontrollably.
"On the other side of the bridge is the Warcraft Forest, it’s dayti now, and there are magic barriers along the road, but after sunset the magic barriers will disappear automatically, then you’ll only have the option to wait for death. Cross the bridge, follow the mountain path, and soone will et you at the edge. Do you see that mountain?"
You look up and see a towering mountain peak with a very unusual shape; its top is quite flat and shaped like a six-pointed star, surrounded by cliffs.
"Shoot! Fellas, this isn’t the legendary..."
"Yes, this is what they call Death Academy, the College of Yanluo."
"Sun!"
Your legs give out, almost making you collapse, but luckily one of the Iron Armor Soldiers quickly steadies you.
"Move it, or I’ll stick my sword in you!"
The other Iron Armor Soldier already has his longsword right behind you, the blade even pricking your skin.
"Alright, alright, I’m moving, isn’t that okay?"
Though you know your chances of survival are slim, your love for life won’t allow you to die here, because— "I’m still a virgin!"
Under the watchful eyes of the two Iron Armor Soldiers, you carefully cross the bridge.
"Roar!"
Just after crossing the bridge, you hear a beast’s roar, so sudden that it makes you fall on your buttocks, sitting on the ground with your mouth open, staring at the monster a few ters tall before you. This monster has a lion’s head, a cow’s body, and half a snake on its rear!
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