Chapter 625: Chapter 625: Happy Chaos Field 2
Tan Xiao ran his fingers through his hair, walking onto the stage with a sowhat dazed expression.
The Clown stood in the center of the stage, waving at him: “Co on over to ~ this way, sir.”
Tan Xiao obediently walked over.
The Clown said, “Now, hit .”
Tan Xiao: “…What?”
“Please, hit !” The Clown raised his massive smiling face, drawing in closer, “Go on, stretch out your fist and give a good punch! This is a special situation. Even if you attack the Inspector, you won’t be punished!”
Tan Xiao lifted his fist with hesitation.
The Clown before his eyes was too short, Tan Xiao looked here and there, unsure of how to make his move.
The Clown urged, “Hit ! Hit ! Anywhere you like!”
“If you insist…” Tan Xiao squinted his eyes and concentrated. “Then I…aha!”
He landed a punch directly on the Clown’s head!
The Clown’s head was instantaneously launched into the air!
Tan Xiao jumped back, “Heck! I didn’t even use my full strength!”
The spectators, shocked to their core, all rose from their seats.
To their surprise, a long spring connected the Clown’s body to the flying head. The round and plump body was dragged forward about seven or eight ters and started rolling on the stage. It looked like a ball bouncing on the ground, the round head stretched and shrunk with the spring!
It, however, wasn’t a ball. After a two or three rotations, it finally ca to a halt. The Clown lay there, motionless.
Just as everyone was still in shock and confusion, a giant glowing number ’10’ appeared above the Clown’s body—
Next, the ’10’ changed into a ‘9’,
Then an ‘8’,
And a countdown began 7, 6, 5, 4…
Until it finally reached ‘0’!
Ding!
The points displayed on Tan Xiao’s holographic projection changed to 1 point!
The Clown imdiately got up, his spring-neck contracting. The Clown laughed, “How was it? How was it? Isn’t it very direct and clear?”
His body wobbled for a few seconds before finally steadying itself. His tone still fired up, “As long as the opponent is knocked down and can’t get up within 10 seconds, you win a round and are awarded 1 point!”
The audience was dumbfounded.
…It’s only one point.
Tan Xiao curiously asked, “One point for winning one opponent, so doesn’t it an we have to defeat 30 people to accumulate passing points?!”
What does consecutive 30 wins even an?
Just the physical exhaustion alone could kill soone!
The Clown laughed, “Yes, yes, one point for winning one opponent, but losing one ga doesn’t necessarily an losing one point.
Players with 0 points will not lose points if they lose,
Players with up to 10 points will lose 1 point,
Players with up to 20 points will lose 5 points,
Players with up to 30 points will lose 10 points,
Players with up to 50 points will lose 20 points!”
The higher the score, the higher the deduction if you lose, and the greater the risk is.
The audience was left stunned. This sort of exploitative fighting was just as brutal as gladiatorial gas!
If they never score passing points, are they supposed to keep fighting in this chaos forever? Will they never get to leave?!
“This ga has no ti limit, it ends when everyone’s happy!” The Clown waved his stubby arms at the participants. “Why so glum, folks? Laugh! Be happy! ——
A sewer was trying to solve a difficult math problem. After thinking for a long ti without finding a solution, it said in frustration ‘I can’t figure it out!’ And then it got blocked!”
The audience was all rendered speechless.
This Inspector really enjoyed making people laugh, although his thods were… quite, awkward.
Tan Xiao: “Hahaha the sewer got blocked!”
The Audience: “…”
He’s actually laughing at this crap???
The Clown was highly satisfied with Tan Xiao’s response, he waved his tiny stout hand and Tan Xiao’s score was boosted by another 5 points, it now read 6 points!
“Ladies and gentlen! Please don’t forget, this is the Happy Chaos Field — Happy chaos, happy chaos… scoring points for chaos, and happiness will earn you points too.”
The Clown squinted his eyes as he spoke, his smile widening with each word.
“The Inspector has a special authority to award additional points, minimum 1 point, maximum 5 points. How to go about it, I believe you all understand, right?
Now… let the gas begin.”
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