I Have Yet to Become a Doll Today Chapter 248: 248: Introduction Completed

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Here’s Tan Xiao’s self-introduction:

“My na is Tan Xiao, the sa Tan and Xiao from ‘Speaking and Laughing’. I’m known as Brother Laugh! I road the underworld at eight, swore loyalty to an older brother at ten! I’ve seen the ebbs and flows of the underworld for decades! I beca strong bare-handed! I live by brotherhood! Co to if there’s any trouble! Brother Laugh is always at your service!”

He finished speaking, hands on his hips, revealing a set of pearly white teeth.

Everyone:

Tan Xiao looked left and right, and yet no one clapped.

He was desolate.

Only Bai Youwei and Pan Xiaoxin were left to introduce themselves.

Pan Xiaoxin glanced at Bai Youwei.

Bai Youwei, half-lidded eyes, looked nonchalant, showing no intention of speaking.

Pan Xiaoxin:

After contemplating for a mont, he said: “My na is Pan Xiaoxin. I lived with my grandparents in Hangzhou, attended Central Elentary School, grade five After Hangzhou was hit by the calamity, I had nowhere to go, so I wanted to join a group. But those adults, I don’t know why, they fought all the ti, they were reckless many people died ”

While he was speaking, he noticed Bai Youwei glance over at him, eyes still half-lidded.

Pan Xiaoxin felt guilty and his voice faded:

“Later Later I t Sister Weiwei and Brother Mo, they were willing to take into the maze, so I felt that this team might survive, so I joined all of you.”

“Child, you’re not entirely honest, huh~~” Bai Youwei spoke slowly and leisurely.

With his head hung low, Pan Xiaoxin honestly confessed: “Those injuries were self-inflicted, but I didn’t an to harm you. I was just scared… scared you would doubt , so…”

“A kid with a mind for scheming, not cute at all.” Bai Youwei lazily said, “Well, it doesn’t matter. You aren’t a pet, you don’t have to be cute. As long as you can stay alive, it’s enough.”

Pan Xiaoxin paused, then looked up at her.

“Is it my turn now ” Bai Youwei stretched, looking tired, “My na is Bai Youwei, a cripple.”

That was it.

Everyone waited quietly for three seconds.

Then they realized she had no intention of saying anything more. Their feelings were sowhat complex.

“Weiwei, you’re not being fair.” Tan Xiao complained, “You didn’t even tell us your age!”

Bai Youwei glared at him, “Since when is it okay to ask a lady her age?!”

Tan Xiao: “Everyone else said it!”

“Hmmph, I’m not going to tell you anyway.” Bai Youwei turned her face away haughtily, refusing to look at him, “Only two people in the world could know my age, one is the person who gave birth to , the other is the person who will bury .”

“Why?” Tan Xiao was puzzled.

Bai Youwei explained, “Because the person who buries will have to write on my tombstone, ‘Here lies Bai Youwei, born in this year and month, died suddenly in this year and month.’ Don’t you understand that?”

Tan Xiao gave an “oh”, ” that makes sense.”

The others had nothing left to say.

Yan Qingwen asked another question, “You seem to be good at clearing gas, have you had any previous training?”

“Not necessarily good, but after playing a few tis, one can always beco more proficient than others.” She rested her chin on her hand, speaking casually, “Just like um, if you play connect gas more often, your sense of touch will also improve, it’s the sa principle.”

She asked Yan Qingwen, “How many tis have you played the ga?”

“Three tis.” Yan Qingwen smiled, “The first playthrough was successful, and we received an item called the Self-Healing Bandage. The second ga was too hard, and we used up five jigsaw puzzles. The third ti was the luck-and-answer quiz. If this one also counts, then it’s four.”

Bai Youwei nodded deliberately: “That’s a bit short. It’s better to go into the ga more often. Practice makes perfect, and it saves you from being at a disadvantage in the future.”

Li Li couldn’t help saying: “The gas get sicker and sicker each ti, yet we should go more often? What if we die before getting used to it?”

Bai Youwei burst into laughter: “Then I’ll set up a tombstone for you. ‘Here lies Li Li, who died suddenly in a certain year and month～’”

Li Li:

He just shouldn’t have asked.