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Du Lai laughed till he was bent over backwards! The pent-up frustration from the past few days on the island was almost completely vented at this mont, even tears were about to co out from laughing!

"Why are you so silly!" he laughed heartily, "I told you to eat it and you actually did! Ah hahahahahaha!!!"

Half of Fu Miaoxue’s face was plastered with octopus, and she was crying and cursing, "Cana! Cana! Cana, cana, cana!... Ugh!..."

While pulling, a tentacle got stuck to her tongue!

Whether she was scared or in pain, Du Lai could only see her tears flowing out like a flood, in utter misery!

"Stop shouting, don’t open your mouth. If it gets sucked into your throat, it’s trouble," Du Lai stood up, still laughing as he said, "I’ll help you get it off, alright, alright, don’t cry, it doesn’t hurt that much, really..."

He pulled off two tentacles, and by the third, he realized this thing had a really strong suction, and Fu Miaoxue’s face was reddened from the pulling.

Du Lai felt a bit embarrassed.

He just wanted to play a prank, didn’t expect it to be so effective...

"Ahem, well... your skin is just too tender," Du Lai tried to make excuses for himself as he pulled off the octopus tentacles, "We used to eat octopus on the ship, swallowed it in a few bites... Maybe you just don’t know how to eat it, it’s normal since it’s your first ti, no experience, stop crying..."

Fu Miaoxue was crying silently with her eyes closed, sobbing continuously.

Seeing her being so pitiful, Du Lai felt quite sympathetic and wanted to help her get the octopus off as soon as possible.

But the last two were particularly firm, one was sucking on her eyelid, the other on her tongue. Given their specific locations, Du Lai dared not use force.

He felt stuck.

He looked around and his gaze fell on the burning bonfire.

"Don’t move, just bear it a little longer." Du Lai pinched the octopus on Fu Miaoxue’s face with one hand, slowly bent over, picked up a burning stick with the other, then straightened up and looked at Fu Miaoxue again.

Her face was full of tears, cheeks red from the octopus tentacle’s suction, and her hair was ssed up, looking extrely pitiful.

Du Lai sighed internally and said, "I’ll try to burn it off with fire, but don’t move. If I burn your face, it will be trouble."

Fu Miaoxue trembled, closed her eyes, and dared not move.

Du Lai held the burning branch, cautiously approached the octopus, and then precisely poked the soft tentacle! He quickly withdrew his hand to avoid burning Fu Miaoxue’s face.

The octopus, being scorched, quickly curled up its tentacles!

Du Lai took the opportunity to grab the tentacle into his own hand, and using the sa thod, removed the tentacle from Fu Miaoxue’s mouth too!

Fu Miaoxue felt like she was greatly relieved!

She staggered back two steps, collapsing weakly onto the ground.

Du Lai pressed the octopus into a tal tray and roasted it together with clams. The octopus tentacles squird wildly in front of Fu Miaoxue, making her involuntarily avert her gaze. The painful tingly feeling on her tongue seed to linger, and her cheeks burned with pain.

"I’ll roast it before you eat it," Du Lai said.

Fu Miaoxue shook her head, covered her cheeks, and cried.

"Are you traumatized?" Du Lai saw her pitiful look and almost wanted to laugh again, "Then I’ll give you clams to eat."

He dug out a piece of clam at with a knife and directly brought it to Fu Miaoxue’s mouth.

Fu Miaoxue opened her mouth to eat the clam, biting into it, and her mouth was full of crunching sounds!

She cried out loudly, spitting out the clam at, and sat on the ground wailing!

Seeing her crying like a small child, Du Lai’s head felt big, and he said helplessly, "I say, young lady, what’s wrong now? Won’t eat clams either?"

Fu Miaoxue wailed, "So much sand! ... You’re doing this on purpose! You’re purposely getting back at ! Boo hoo, I must tell Grandpa! If you starve , you won’t survive either! Boo hoo hoo hoo..."

Listening to her, Du Lai also dug out a piece of roasted clam for himself, bit into it, and indeed, his mouth was full of crunching, and his teeth felt sore.

"Stop crying, stop crying, I’ll rinse it for you, okay?" Du Lai brought over a bamboo tube and rinsed the clam at with the rainwater inside, "Rinse off the sand, and it won’t be gritty on your teeth!"

He handed the clam at back to her mouth again, sighing, "This ti I really won’t trick you!"

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