“Seriously, no joke, I gained 5kg after coming back from New York, 5kg! My diet has completely failed, no lie.”
“Why did you gain so much weight?”
“It’s all because of soone!”
Oh, her face has puffed up! hahahahahahaha
She’s acting tough in front of Bi-yam! www
What nerve! lol
That idiot must be drunk and out of her mind! wwwwwwwwww
Yuk-jin bought it to drink and ended up losing her mind! hahahahahahahahahahaha
Swish.
Dais, who was holding a drink, put it down and lunged at , so I grabbed her cheek and pulled it to successfully subdue her. There’s a reason why alcohol is often referred to as a courage potion. Or perhaps it was allowing her to subtly voice things she hadn’t been able to say until now.
As proof, I could present Harmony. She actively expressed her agreent with Dais’s opinion, and just as she said, whenever I was in New York, I had always brought these two along whenever I ate sothing delicious. Moreover, the food at the hotel was quite impressive… In short, they thoroughly enjoyed the gourt experience.
And the result was this flabby belly they were discussing now.
Of course, if you think about it, they were the ones who indulged, so I wasn’t really to bla. Naturally, Dais didn’t seem inclined to argue either. It was simply harmless banter among friends.
In the anti, Kim Stone—Kim Hyun-a added:
“Well, still. Even if you say that, it’s not like you have a big problem, right? If it’s Dais with her tight schedule, maybe, but you can just cut back on food from now on.”
“That’s true, but… this week is already a write-off. I’ll really cut back starting next week.”
“Are you coming to the gym?”
“What you’re doing isn’t exercise; it’s torture, torture.”
With Hodduk skillfully inserting herself, I took a big bite of bibim-myeon, which contained about one-third of the total amount of at inside. If it didn’t taste good, there was sothing wrong with my tongue. Within seconds, the thoroughly crushed contents went down my throat. Afterward, I rinsed my mouth with water and took a sip of the whiskey Dais had brought. I wondered if this was the right order, but it didn’t seem like a big deal.
Anyway, since the alcohol was brought, I couldn’t not drink it, so I had no choice but to partake. As the alcohol went down my throat, I felt a slight boost in my mood. Perhaps Dais had intended this all along. I honestly couldn’t rember any other reason for her openly bringing alcohol.
Of course—
“Soone is sneaking up and touching my tail. I’m annoyed that you brought alcohol.”
“Ew!”
Wow, tail-choking! hahahahaha
I’ve only seen this in movies, and now I see it here! lol
I figured she’d act tough, but I knew it! haha
Why is bringing alcohol annoying? hahahahahahaha
Everyone looked bewildered.
In the midst of it, Dais, who was choking my tail, made brief eye contact with . To summarize the unspoken exchange, it was “Can I say this?” After pondering for a mont, I simply nodded my head slightly. It was a signal that it was okay. After all, I had ntioned during the Asia qualifiers interview that I was weak with alcohol, and for so reason, I felt an unwarranted confidence.
So, with tacit approval, Dais spoke up.
“Oh, thinking back, you all don’t know Eugene’s drinking habits, right? This person gets really tipsy easily.”
“Excuse , what?”
“Really? Wow, I never imagined that.”
Dais spoke rapidly as if her tongue had loosened due to the alcohol, and I was at the point of half-dazedly wondering, “Why did I allow this?”
But it was already too late. Dais was about to continue explaining when suddenly the topic bounced around like a ping-pong ball and took a different direction.
“Wow, I really never imagined she would be weak with alcohol. Do manifestors usually have low tolerance?”
“No, Hodduk here is completely insane. She can down three bottles of soju while sitting, and the next morning, she goes to the gym looking fine. It’s just different for each person.”
“That’s crazy in its own right. If you keep that up, you’ll crash one day.”
“Hey, why is the talk about Eugene turning into an attack on ?”
Of course, the topic quickly returned to its original form.
Dais added,
“Anyway, Eugene gets tipsy quickly even after just a little bit of alcohol… I an, it’s that kind of feeling. Like a steel wool turns into cotton candy? She becos really soft and more human…”
“…Do you think I’m so kind of Terminator?”
“Look. You’re already looking a bit fluffy now. It’s finally giving off a human vibe.”
Ahh hahahahahaha
Hehe, soft Bi-yam unni…
That’s definitely true! hahahahahahaha
I’ve only seen her crush enemies like flies, so this is refreshing! hahahahaha
Nice! I’m clipping this! hahah
I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of image I had of myself in their minds…
Anyway, a human vibe. Perhaps it was because I always expressed emotions filled with confidence and only showed an unshaken deanor. People say that soone too perfect lacks humanity—But Dais’s story didn’t end there.
“And um… after drinking, Eugene also has a habit of sleeping. Can I talk about this too?”
“Not particularly special, so go ahead.”
Then, Dais kindly and thoroughly disclosed that I had turned into a “pillow princess” after drinking during the previous Asia qualifiers.
I pondered what kind of reactions would arise. Looking around, the responses varied, but they converged into one sentint. In short, everyone was looking at with the expression one makes when they see sothing cute. I could almost guess why they made such faces. The chatroom was also in a similar uproar.
So what was this reaction?
“Eugene’s drinking habit is very cute. I don’t know if it’s okay to say this, but it’s super… adorable.”
“It’s really precious. But what should I say, I feel like if I hugged her with her manifestor physical ability, sothing bad might happen…?”
“People seem to adjust their strength depending on the person. I didn’t know that either.”
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hehe, hehehehe…
Isn’t Bi-yam like this? She loves physical contact! hahahahahaha
Honestly, I thought she was just a fierce little one.
Yuk-jin is super cute when drinking! hahahahaha
In the anti, I glanced.
Of course, unrelated to that, I suddenly felt the urge to punish Dais. There was no particular reason. I just wanted to do it. Since everyone seed to be waiting for a demonstration, I wrapped my arm around Dais’s neck, coiled my tail around her waist, and pulled her in hard.
With cracking sounds from her joints, the person being hugged began to scream.
“Kyahhh! Let go of !”
“Why? You brought alcohol for this, didn’t you? Isn’t that right?”
“But! No, let go! Kueeek…!”
Thus, Dais ended up collapsing on the spot.
anwhile, Harmony looked at with a very annoyed expression, so I opened my arms toward her. Of course, Mina also timidly hugged , then sprawled out on the floor with a happy expression. It seed the alcohol had loosened so of my brakes. While my remaining sanity resulted in such an outco, well, I guess future would regret it.
As the two who clung to wobbled back to their seats, I added,
“Please don’t keep asking to hug you. If I lose control, it could turn into a big deal.”
“Now that you ntion it, that makes sense. Originally, Moni is quite fearless. I’m honestly feeling a bit uneasy. I wonder what kind of trouble she’ll stir up sowhere.”
And so, the conversation gradually shifted back to normalcy—until suddenly, a donation ca in.
I’m suddenly curious, who’s stronger between Hodduk and Teacher Yujin?
“Thank you, Impure Nickna, for the 50,000 won donation. Well, I’m not sure either. To be honest, aside from running a gym, I don’t know much… I’m sorry.”
“Haha, no, it’s fine. I just have a channel where I do whatever I want, so those who don’t know won’t know unless the algorithm catches on.”
Now that the superficialities were over,
Hodduk spoke up first.
“I don’t know if this is okay to say, but… what’s your total strength?”
“Hmm. Let think.”
“Teacher Yujin! She’s at 1320kg! She’s completely insane!”
Ah.
I nodded while recollecting mories. To be honest, I hadn’t worked out that hard in the past. I did so for physical training, but the main purpose was more for improving muscular endurance rather than strength training. At most, Logan or Rorentina would lift in ton units.
In short, when I roughly asured it, it was around 2200 for the total strength. Even that was sothing I could lift relatively easily. Logan had a total of 3600, and I didn’t think I couldn’t reach that level.
Still, it seed they hadn’t properly seen the broadcast from New York.
“I’ve been training for about three months, and my total is around 2200.”
“Eh…?”
“Total strength… you an bench press, deadlift, and squat…?”
“That’s right. To be honest, I’m not particularly high up there, but I rember Logan lifting around 3600 since he’s been training for a while.”
3600 for total strength?????????????
What the hell, is that a person lifting a truck? hahahahahaha
I’m sorry, I won’t ss with you again!!!!!!!!!!
Fact: This person deadlifted 750kg in New York and only went out after paying for the bent bar!
Dais and Harmony have big arms too! hahahahahaha
Gulp.
While everyone was astonished, Hodduk swallowed nervously and made cautious eye contact with .
And then ca the follow-up line.
“...Can I request an arm wrestling match?”
“Of course, anyti.”
I used to do a lot of arm wrestling back in the day.
Thinking so, Hodduk and I stood up from the table and leaned over to the empty floor. I had broken several tables in the past while doing it.
We clasped hands.
And—
“Ugh, if we’d done it with my right hand, it would have been a disaster. I might not have been able to eat.”
“Seriously, it’s a spectacle. It’s a spectacle.”
“Quickly, put so ice on that wrist, you fool!”
Hodduk’s hand was sprained.
The world was a curious place.
“Everyone, put on a plastic glove, or it will be a disaster if you touch your face with hands that touched these snacks.”
“Wow, look at the packaging! It’s red and black, with skulls and fire…ugh.”
“It looks more like poison packaging than snacks… Anyway, I’ve prepared ice cream, milk, and Coolpis, etc.”
After tidying up the table, we filled it with kilograms of ice cream and 2.3L milk cartons, along with seven bottles of Coolpis. We all wore surgical gloves. The reason for preparing all of this was simple.
The One Chip.
All those gathered here had co to suffer the pain of spiciness from the New Year onwards.
“First, let’s open the packaging.”
“Wow, it’s not red, it’s black.”
“Is there a Geiger counter? If we bring one, it might show radiation.”
Just as ntioned.
The chip, a bit smaller than the palm of my hand and shaped like a triangle, was indeed black. Of course, you wouldn’t eat it all at once; you would break it into small pieces and eat little by little.
As the packaging opened, the hell that is the na “wrapper” was unleashed, and everyone started throwing in comnts. Their expressions were peculiar. So looked as if they were realizing they had co this far, while others simply laughed uncertainly, not knowing what might happen next.
anwhile, Kim Hyun-a placed a chip in the small box set aside for isolation and urged Hodduk to sll it.
“Okay, okay. Since you’re a tiger, you have a good sense of sll, right? Let’s do a precision test!”
“Yujin unni, I want to kill her first, so please assist in forcing her mouth open.”
“Hey! If I sll it, I’ll die, but your chances of surviving are higher!”
Kim Stone is seriously insane! hahahahahaha
Is she a living combat machine? Is she out of her mind????
The fact that she’s still alive proves how resilient she is. www
Wow, look at how nacing the color looks! hahahaha
Six people are bringing calamity upon themselves from the New Year! hahahahahaha
Whether this was a proper excuse or not was up for debate.
Anyway, after cautiously slling it, Hodduk added with a more ordinary expression than expected.
“…It’s better than I thought? It slls a bit burnt…”
“I guess it’s hard to judge just by sll. So we have no choice but to taste it. How should we go about the order?”
“I strongly recomnd that Teacher Yujin, who ca back after placing first at the Final Championship, goes first.”
“Why do I have to be first when I didn’t even win a penalty contest?”
Ultimately, the order was decided by drawing straws.
Surprisingly, the first turn was Harmony. And the next was .
Naturally, Harmony, who had suddenly beco the first, wore a look of disbelief or a face as if she had lost a country or two and carefully placed a small piece of the chip on her hand. Everyone prepared buckets, saying that it was about spitting it out as soon as she felt the spice.
“…Why are we doing this again?”
“Hey. How many things in the world do you do that have reasons?”
“Then can I kick you in the shin without reason?”
“Whoa, that’s harsh.”
Harmony had weathered the storms of ti and had developed a rather foul mouth.
Of course, what ca out of her mouth wasn’t just foul language, and it took only a few seconds to prove that—she placed the chip on her tongue with a peculiar expression, closed her mouth, and began chewing. For a mont, the sound of crunching echoed, and the unlit hellfire was being crushed into shards in her mouth.
And how long did it take—
“Kyahhh—!”
“What’s happening, what’s happening?”
“Oh, I’ve activated the mosaic function.”
She looks like soone being tossed into a Chernobyl reactor! hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha!
Quickly to the bathroom, to the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!
She’s not a red cat anymore; she’s a feral cat now! hahahahahahahahahaha
Whoa, she’s about to explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harmony turned bright red.
To relieve the atmosphere, classical music played, and her face was fully mosaicked via the mosaic function. Of course, everyone present saw Harmony unleashing hellfire into the bucket.
As she dashed into the bathroom, many regrets passed through my mind. The main point was blaming my own foolishness for bringing this as a New Year’s party item. I should have pretended I didn’t receive anything in New York and tossed it into an incinerator.
Of course, it was too late. The high-pitched sounds from the bathroom confird that fact.
All I could do was hope there would still be ice cream or drinks left for the people who would eat after .
[Laurentina: This reminds of the resistance training we did back in the day! XD]
[Laurentina: Is it so kind of self-training?]
[Logan: Please stop with the nonsense.]
[Laurentina: XDXDXD]
What on earth were they doing?
From about ten kiloters away, Logan thought so.
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