I Go to the High Seas for Fishing But Get Hunted by an Aircraft Carrier Chapter 100: Ye Chen’s Nonsense
And judging by his stance, it seems like he plans to use cigarettes as fishing bait, to fish???
Liao Xuexue’s entire worldview shattered in this mont by Ye Chen.
Ye Chen smirked, looking at the shocked Liao Xuexue and nonchalantly said, "Tsk tsk, what do you know? You think there are only fish in the water?"
Feeling great, Ye Chen made a ghost face at Liao Xuexue, then whispered nacingly: "Let tell you, last night while observing the stars, I predicted there’s a body in the water, one that died wrongfully."
"The owner of this body was a smoker in life, so I prepared cigarettes to fish up the body."
"You know I’m not good at fishing fish, but fishing bodies, I’m pretty aweso at it."
"When I hook up the body, you’ll use that net beside you to scoop it up."
"Just don’t be like your grandpa, getting so scared seeing the body that he wet himself and fell into the water, okay?"
After saying that, Ye Chen’s face revealed a wickedly charming smile.
Hearing this, Liao Xuexue’s face turned pale in an instant.
However, she quickly snapped out of it and gave Ye Chen a look like he was an idiot.
"Psh, so juvenile. You think I would believe you?"
"I saw that video, the cop said catching a body was just a fluke."
"And you think you can fish up a body with just a pack of cigarettes? Give a break!"
Seeing that the little girl wasn’t scared, Ye Chen felt a bit bored, but still snorted coldly, "Psh, don’t believe it then!"
But soon, Ye Chen thought of sothing, raising his eyebrow and giving Liao Xuexue a mischievous look.
"Little girl, how about... we make a bet?"
Hearing the words ’make a bet’, Liao Xuexue imdiately covered her mouth, too scared to speak.
Liao Xuexue didn’t believe it, but the live stream room audience who heard their conversation did!
Previously they saw Ye Chen’s unfathomable actions, equally baffled.
Using a whole pack of cigarettes to fish, indeed outrageous.
And they were Hard Door Cigarettes!
Truly, Teacher Ye never disappoints on the path of stirring excitent!
However, soon enough, Ye Chen and Liao Xuexue’s conversation had the live stream room audience convinced.
After all...
Just like what Ye Chen said, he really had fished up a body before.
And besides fish, whatever crazy thing Ye Chen fished up in the water, they felt it made sense.
Just like that, over five hundred thousand viewers in the live stream room got excited.
Gift and comnt features started exploding.
"Holy crap, it’s starting, Teacher Ye is starting!"
"Seriously, who fishes with normal bait anymore, I knew Teacher Ye didn’t co to this pond just to fish!"
"At first, I thought I was hallucinating, who uses Hard Door Cigarettes to fish? I underestimated him!"
"Could it be this amiable pond couple has an unknown side? Why are the big fish in Black Pond stirring? What secrets are hidden in the pond? Why did the smoker suddenly disappear? Stay tuned for Teacher Ye’s suspenseful live stream, the secrets beneath the pond!"
"Holy crap, bro above, are you an editor for CU browser? Great at naming!"
"No more talk, probably trending today again!"
"Teacher Ye, did you prepare the Peach Wood Sword and black dog blood? If the fishing float goes black, are you gonna perform an exorcism on the spot?"
"Watching Teacher Ye fish is way more thrilling than those blockbuster movies, absolutely exhilarating!"
"HAHAHA, I’m dying of laughter, this ti the young beauty actually knows what’s up and doesn’t dare to bet with Teacher Ye!"
"Did you guys notice? The young beauty didn’t refute the lady boss calling her Teacher Ye’s girlfriend!"
"I’m saying, why are you viewers so chill? I’m already scared, should we call the police ahead of ti?"
"As a sign of respect, I’ll send a gift first, no offense intended, no offense intended..."
...
Not far away, the owner who just delivered Hard Door cigarettes to Ye Chen, and his wife, exchanged glances, both showing a perplexed expression.
They were quite far from Ye Chen, so they didn’t hear what he had just said.
However, when Ye Chen hung a whole pack of Hard Door cigarettes on the fishing hook, they saw it clearly.
At this mont, the lady boss asked, "Husband, being as experienced as you are, what do you think Teacher Ye is up to this ti?"
The owner, puzzled, lit a cigarette and looked at Ye Chen’s fishing spot in the distance.
After a bout of puffing smoke, he slowly said, "I guess... Teacher Ye thinks the fish in our pond are addicted to smoking, and like cigarettes."
"Truly deserving of being Teacher Ye, he can even grasp the predilections of fish and treat them accordingly!"
"Teacher Ye’s realm is getting higher and higher, truly worthy of being called the ancestor Jiang Taigong!"
The lady boss, watching her husband spouting nonsense, laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.
"I’m saying, husband, aren’t you talking nonsense a bit too much? I’m dying of laughter!"
anwhile, on the shore,
Ye Chen was still delightedly watching the fishing float on the water surface!
In fact, he was also extrely curious about which thod would eventually bring Cui Ruogou up.
But at this mont, Liao Xuexue, who had been silent, seed to think of sothing.
She turned to Ye Chen and warned, "Ye Chen, I just rembered, you can’t talk about fishing corpses or wrongful deaths!"
"You are live streaming!"
Ye Chen was startled, looking at this young girl’s anxious face, he felt a warmth in his heart.
Even though this young girl has a sharp tongue, deep down, she really cares about him.
And indeed, that was the case.
The internet is not a lawless place, and Ye Chen’s earlier words were just to scare Liao Xuexue.
With this in mind, he turned to the phone and said, "Uh... really sorry!"
"What I said about corpses, wrongful deaths, was all just a joke."
"Don’t take it seriously!"
But the less Ye Chen explained, the more the live stream viewers believed.
They all thought that Ye Chen was demonstrating his "word-following magic."
Maybe a corpse really would be fished out soon.
However, Ye Chen didn’t continue to explain anything, waiting for a while until Cui Ruogou got fished up, then these people would understand.
Thinking this, Ye Chen couldn’t help but focus his attention on Cui Ruogou on the opposite bank.
Because the system upgrade would enhance Ye Chen’s physical condition as well as his Five Senses.
Thus, at this mont, Ye Chen’s vision was superb, saying he could see a thousand miles was not an exaggeration.
When he saw Cui Ruogou, Ye Chen beca puzzled.
At this mont, Cui Ruogou was tightly clutching that bent-to-a-certain-degree three-ter-two short rod...
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