Chapter 245: A Story About Eating
“What can I do?”
“Let
tell you a story. Listen to .”
Ji Qingyan nodded with a serious expression.
“One day, an elephant was pooping on the grass. After pooping, it realized that there was no paper. A little white rabbit happened to co by. The elephant said, ‘Little White Rabbit, do you shed your fur?’ The Little White Rabbit couldn’t answer, so the elephant used the little white rabbit to wipe his butt.”
“That’s disgusting. Can’t you talk about sothing else?”
“Don’t worry, I’m not done yet.” Lin Yi said:
“The next day, the elephant was eating. After eating, he realized that there was no paper to wipe his mouth. A little black rabbit happened to appear next to him. The elephant asked, ‘Little Black Rabbit, do you shed your fur?’ The little black rabbit couldn’t answer, so the elephant used the little black rabbit to wipe his mouth.”
“Then the little black rabbit said, ‘Mr Elephant, I’m the Little White Rabbit from yesterday.'”
“AH!
“Lin Yi, you’re so disgusting. Are you going to let
eat or not? !”
Ji Qingyan felt like she was about to go crazy. She hated that her legs weren’t long enough, or else she would have kicked him away.
“I’m here to help you lose weight,” Lin Yi said with a smile. “Do you have any appetite now?”
“I’m going to be sick,” Ji Qingyan said. “I’m not eating, I’m not eating.”
“Look, the desired effect has been achieved.”
“If I’m not eating, then you can’t eat either. I’ll be able to eat again after a while though.”
“I’ve even brought out my trump card, and you can still eat it? Are you an elephant?”
“Lin Yi, I’ll kill you!”
Ji Qingyan rushed over in anger and pushed Lin Yi onto the sofa.
“You still dare to play this ga with ? I’ll tickle your feet.”
“I’m wearing shoes today, and you can’t take them off.”
“Then I’ll go sowhere else.”
“I’m not afraid of being tickled anywhere else, so your move won’t work.”
Creak....
“Senior...”
The office door was pushed open and ti seed to have stopped at this mont.
“I... did I co at a bad ti?” He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.
“Don’t misunderstand. It’s not what you think,” Ji Qingyan explained in a panic, her face like a ripe peach.
It was not even 1:00 yet. Why was she here?
It was too embarrassing.
“Don’t worry, Senior, you can explain slowly. I’m listening,” He Yuanyuan said. “I really want to know, other than making love, what else can one do in this position?”
“What’s wrong with you?!”
Lin Yi yelled, “You’re already an adult, so why are you still watching? Get out of here and co back in two hours!”
“Two hours?”
He Yuanyuan glared at him. “Boss, you’re so full of yourself, I’m leaving now.”
“Why are you leaving? Stay here!” Ji Qingyan said.
“I don’t think that’s a good idea,” Lin Yi said, pretending to be troubled.
“Why’s that?!”
“If we were to do two at a ti, I’m afraid my body won’t be able to take it.”
“Huh?”
Ji Qingyan was stunned for a mont before she understood what Lin Yi ant.
“Lin Yi, if you’re going to keep talking nonsense, I’ll strangle you to death.” Ji Qingyan said angrily. “Get up, why are you still lying there?”
“Uh, okay.”
“Ah, it’s so sour. We’ve known each other for so many years, but this is the first ti I’ve seen my senior wearing a jersey. Boss, you’re really good with won.”
“I’m just showing off my legs. What kind of luck is that? It’s just a light drizzle.”
“It’s just a light drizzle?”
He Yuanyuan gave an understanding expression, as if she was saying that she knew everything.
“That’s right. It’s nothing.”
He Yuanyuan gave an ambiguous smile. “Since Senior Sister won’t let
leave, then I won’t leave. It just so happens that I haven’t gotten any lunch yet.”
Once bitten, twice shy. He Yuanyuan did not stand on ceremony this ti.
She picked up her chopsticks and started eating.
Ji Qingyan wasn’t happy. I begged for a long ti for him to make this for . Why are you eating it?
Thinking of this, Ji Qingyan took her phone and sent a WeChat ssage to Lin Yi.
Ji Qingyan, “Tell Yuanyuan a story.”
Lin Yi, “Okay. What story?”
Ji Qingyan, “The story of the Little White Rabbit and the elephant.”
“Why do you want
to tell her this story?” Lin Yi asked.
“If she eats all the food you cooked for , then what am I supposed to eat? I can’t let her take advantage of .”
“What’s the big deal? She ate it once before, and you didn’t say anything.” Lin Yi said.
“That was a one-off, okay? Just eating it once is enough. I’ve only eaten it a few tis myself.”
Lin Yi, “???”
What kind of ntality was that?
Ji Qingyan, “Go, Go, go.”
Lin Yi coughed lightly under Ji Qingyan’s threat.
“Yuanyuan, how about I tell you a little story about eating?”
“Sure, I can eat while listening.” He Yuanyuan said.
“The story goes like this, there was an elephant on the grassland...”
“Haha...”
He Yuanyuan started laughing as soon as the story started, stunning Lin Yi.
‘I haven’t even started yet, why are you laughing?’
“Boss, is the story you want to tell about an elephant wiping its butt with a white rabbit?”
“How do you know?”
“I’ve heard of it before,” He Yuanyuan said as she ate, unaffected.
“There’s more to co,” Lin Yi said. “I’ll tell you more.”
“I know the rest as well. He wiped my mouth with the little black rabbit the next day. Is that it?”
“You even know that?”
“Yeah.” He Yuanyuan said as she picked up a piece of rib,
“There’s a third part to the story. On the third day, a little hedgehog ca and the elephant picked its teeth with it. Then, the little hedgehog told him that it was the Little White Rabbit from the day before.”
“Urgh...”
Before He Yuanyuan could explain why the Little White Rabbit had beco a hedgehog, Ji Qingyan could no longer stand it.
She rushed to the bathroom and retched.
When she ca out, her face was pale. Looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, she instantly lost her apetite.
“Senior Sister, why are you vomiting?!” He Yuanyuan was stunned. “Don’t tell
you’re pregnant? Didn’t you say that you two are innocent? How can sothing happen just by rubbing against each other?”
“What’s there to be happy about? Do you know how disgusting your stories are?”
“Disgusting? Isn’t this just a story about eating? Why are you taking it seriously?”
He Yuanyuan ate another piece of ribs with relish. It was so delicious.
Ji Qingyan, “...”
She wanted to die.
Lin Yi was the sa as He Yuanyuan. He wasn’t affected at all and enjoyed a good lunch.
Ji Qingyan, on the other hand, did not even want to give it a try. She didn’t even eat one bite.
After the al, He Yuanyuan took the initiative to clean up the leftovers in the kitchen before returning to the office.
“Didn’t you want to talk about the investnt? Let’s start now,” Lin Yi said.
They had sothing important to talk about, but they just looked at each other.
“The procedures for Lingyun Capital have been completed. We can officially start operating in the near future,” He Yuanyuan said as she flipped through the docunts in her hands.
“Apart from that, the interview for the foundation starts tomorrow. As the big boss behind-the-scenes, do you want to co over and take a look?”
“I’m not interested in the process, I’m just looking at the results. You and Old Qi can handle this,” Lin Yi said.
“I’ll send you one billion later to run the foundation. We’ll focus on the orphanage first and then the poor mountainous areas in the country.”
“I have sothing to say,” Ji Qingyan interjected.
“I think that right now, we should focus on the Lingyun Group’s business, with the foundation as a support. If we throw all our money into the foundation, it will very likely affect the developnt of the other businesses of the company. We can only do our best and act according to our ability when we do charity work.”
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