Chapter 293: It Was A Major Misunderstanding!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Very quickly, in rica, at the Washington White House, the statesn received the “good news” from their ambassador in Z country, Michael. In the eting room, the senior statesn were excitedly discussing the matter.
Secretary of State, Edmunds, waved his fist and said, “Good, very good! It seems that our strategy of pressuring them has worked. That company from Z country called ‘Xing Hai Technologies’ has finally yielded! In fact, I have long believed that they will surrender, it is impossible not to surrender! Our power and authority is the greatest on this planet, no one can go against our will!” His depression was swept away and his face was brimming with enthusiasm.
The Minister of Defense said, “Mr. President, we can withdraw our aircraft-led navy battle groups. The officers and n are exhausted to the limit. The ships also require maintenance and repair. They can no longer carry out long-term quasi-combat missions.”
“Withdraw them then.” Dana Trump waved his hand and nodded.
However, the Minister of Energy Resources said, “The intelligent learning machine, the virtual factory, and the work assistant... Mr. President, it’s not enough for Xing Hai Technologies to cough up only these three core technologies. We must get the most essential of their core technologies, the ‘intelligent learning technology.’ Only with that can we be in the sa league as Z country... we have to demand that the company hand over this technology.”
“Then take it, take all the technologies that we should take!” Dana Trump said, “Send 100 people along with a sufficient number of hard drives to Xing Hai Technologies. Copy all their technologies and data over. We’ll issue a fine of $10 billion before reaching a settlent with them and lifting the sanctions against Xing Hai Technologies. But, we’ll still ban so of their products from entering the rican market. This company has done too much harm to rica, and must be punished accordingly.”
Everyone looked at the president weirdly. Their lips tightened as they felt that this asure was not appropriate. So form of retaliation was sufficient, there was no need for overkill. If they provoked Xing Hai Technologies again...
Dana Trump maintained his style of “asking for sky-high prices.” He knocked on the table and said, “Gentlen, This is Xing Hai Technologies admitting defeat and begging for forgiveness, we must not spare them so easily! We must teach this company a good lesson to prevent the ergence of another similar company!”
“What Mr. President says makes sense.”
“Yes, they must be severely punished!”
“This is the last one! I can’t tolerate the ergence of another company like this.”
Everyone agreed in an ass-kissing manner.
Bang bang bang!
An urgent knock sounded on the door.
A female assistant rushed into the conference room and distributed the papers in her hand with so nervousness. She said, “Mr. President, gentlen, the ambassador in Z country has sent a second urgent docunt. He said that he received the wrong news. This translated docunt is the full text of the announcent by Xing Hai Technologies. Gentlen, please look at them carefully.” After saying that, the female assistant quickly walked out of the conference room, as if to avoid an incoming storm.
Dana Trump and the others were full of confusion. With a puzzled look, he lowered his head and looked down at the docunts in his hands. They nodded as they read the first half of the content. There were no problems. The tone of their apologies was very sincere and they reluctantly accepted it.
But, they were all slightly stunned when their eyes swept to the lines of “we have the following requirents for our partners.” Requirents? What right did the company have to make any requirents?
“First of all, we will not collaborate with countries that are fiercely imposing sanctions against Xing Hai Technologies and blocking us.... What?” Dana Trump widened his eyes forcefully. The country that was blocking Xing Hai Technologies, was it not referring to rica? Will not collaborate with... It ant that they would exclude rica from the get-go? Dana Trump’s face suddenly grew red. The frequency of his heartbeat and breathing was rapidly speeding up. He got an ominous feeling as he continued to read!
The version of the Little Star learning machine, the virtual factory, and the Work Assistant that would be distributed overseas seed to be “castrated versions” out of consideration for the costs and level of reception and costs by overseas users. The data and servers would be placed in Z country. They even explicitly state that their products would invade user privacy by collecting user data. Moreover, interested parties had to take the initiative to contact Xing Hai Technologies to apply for collaboration. The recruitnt period lasted for only one month. If they could not recruit a partner, they would “reflect” for three years.
After seeing the full announcent, he thought again of the bold and visionary words that he just said. He felt a huge contrast. Dana Trump’s body started to shiver. Soon, he was trembling violently. “Argh!” Suddenly, he roared and shredded the papers in his hands! “F**k! F**k! Recall Michael back to the country imdiately and give a gun. I will shoot him dead with my own hands! And you! If any of you dare to leak what I just said, you’ll die! I will kill you! F**k, f**k!” Dana Trump slamd his fists on his desk and bellowed, almost as if he was in a state of madness.
“I promise to keep my mouth shut, Mr. President.”
“I completely forgot what Mr. President just said.”
“Um, I’m currently attending a private party and have never seen the president.”
Everyone in the scene expressed their agreeable opinions. They even worried that with the president’s age, if he might get a heart attack in his rage and pass away on the spot.
After a long ti, the president finished venting his anger. Everyone stared at one another in dismay in the conference room. It was a misunderstanding; a major misunderstanding! Those well-known internet celebrities in Z country and the group of dumb bootlickers did not read the announcent in full. They did not even understand the aning of the second half of the announcent, yet they could not wait to send celebratory ssages with the report of the good news to Michael. What was the actual situation?
It turned out that Xing Hai Technologies was recruiting bootlickers! As the owner of countless bootlickers, the rican President was used to being on the receiving end of the bootlicking. But now he had to lower his posture and beco the bootlicker of sobody else? It was because Dana Trump had a stronger than average heart. Otherwise, he might really have passed away on the spot after 2 more of these misunderstandings. The IQ of the bootlickers was really hopeless. All of them should die horribly.
“Isolate them, increase the intensity of our sanctions! I must let them regret their actions!” After the awkwardness passed, Dana Trump released this ruthless statent.
The eting ended in a hurry.
...
Turning our attention back to Z country, after Xing Hai Technologies made the announcent that seed to be a “sincere apology,” it caused a wave of “Hush!” to rise from the netizens. Everyone was paying close attention to this. Would there be bootlickers in the world coming forward to kneel within a month?
Then, three days passed. No activity took place.
Netizens began a heated discussion:
“The conditions for collaboration proposed by Xing Hai Technologies are too harsh. It is impossible for a bootlicker to appear!”
“The overseas products will be castrated versions. The data and servers are all placed in Z country. The service can be cut off at any ti. Any bootlickers that accept this offer will be strictly controlled by an external party. No one likes to be controlled.”
“Personal privacy is very important to the West. To them, personal privacy is more important than anything else! Xing Hai Technologies actually said that it will collect user data, which may infringe on user privacy. With this alone, they will not use the products no matter how good they are.”
“Haven’t you heard of this phrase: If it’s for freedom, everything can be abandoned. In the West, freedom is greater than anything else.”
“Big VIP of the industry, I think you should continue to ‘reflect.’”
Netizens were not very optimistic.
However, on the 4th of July, a national institution suspected to be the first “bootlicker” took the initiative to contact Xing Hai Technologies.
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