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Chapter 1534: Chapter 1536: Faster, Don’t Stop!

Looking at the shiny bald head on Li Xiaobai’s shoulder, Liu Jinshui and Ergouzi both gave a thumbs up.

Severing three thousand strands of worry for the sake of restoring a brother’s cultivation, such a noble and selfless act is truly moving. If this story spreads, it might beco another legendary tale!

“I’m totally losing my mind…”

Li Xiaobai was in a daze, still trying to figure out what this new skill was all about, and how on earth he beca bald?

Are the System’s skills always this mischievous now?

Do they co with an automatic hair removal function?

“Divine Hand, capable of storing attack damage in the hands and releasing it, is a divine skill!”

“But it seems pretty useless right now, kind of a dead weight.”

Li Xiaobai pondered. The stored damage can’t exceed what he can bear, which ans he can only store attacks from Spirit Void Realm cultivators. He’s already invincible in the sa realm, so using Divine Hand against higher-level cultivators seems a bit insufficient.

This is a late-ga skill. If he grows to the level of soone like Liu Jinshui or Ergouzi, the limit his physical defensive power could bear would be imnse. Absorbing the strength of peers and releasing it could flatten everything in its path!

“Oh well, it’s destiny, so let head to the Pure Land for a trip then!”

“But I have one more request before I leave.”

Li Xiaobai said softly, rather depressed. His head was bald, making him an ideal candidate for the Buddhist Sect.

However, going to the Pure Land was already part of his plan. If it weren’t for running into Liu Jinshui and Ergouzi along the way, he might already be in the land illuminated by Buddha’s light.

When he first entered the Immortal Gods Realm, he brought a hundred disciples. Considering the ti, these youngsters should have settled by now. The Twelve Domains had scarce resources and were remote, so Ma Niubi and others didn’t stay.

In a large country like the Pure Land, he should be able to find a few familiar faces. Once he finds acquaintances, things will be easier!

“Junior brother, speak up. If there is anything I can help with, I will do my utmost!”

Liu Jinshui said with a serious tone.

“Brother, hit .”

Li Xiaobai looked at Liu Jinshui and said.

“Junior brother, is your head okay? Turning into a bald donkey, does it co with side effects?”

Liu Jinshui asked puzzledly.

“Stop rambling, hurry and hit !”

Li Xiaobai wanted to try out his new skill to see just how much power his body could store.

“Never have I heard such a request, junior brother, brace yourself!”

Liu Jinshui seed to understand sothing, widened his eyes, and reached out with a huge hand like a fan to slap Li Xiaobai’s behind.

[Attribute Points 30 billion…]

The System panel numbers jumped, and at the sa ti, Li Xiaobai felt a refreshing stream flowing into his hands, and a sense of burgeoning power naturally erged.

“Brother, continue, don’t stop!”

Li Xiaobai’s eyes brightened, and he quickly urged.

“Hehe, little junior brother, I’m coming. Knowing your thick skin, that was just a test just now. It might hurt a bit more now, bear with it!”

Liu Jinshui laughed mischievously and slapped him again.

[Attribute Points 50 billion…]

The System interface numbers jumped again, but this ti the power flowing into the hands was clearly not as much as before.

Li Xiaobai realized that this was the limit: his Spirit Void Realm body’s defensive limit was 50 billion. Even though he could take more, his body would crack and get injured.

After reaching this value, the Divine Hand could no longer absorb more power.

“Little junior brother, does it feel good?”

Liu Jinshui raised an eyebrow and asked, full of a mischievous smile. He felt as though he had just uncovered an earth-shattering secret.

“Not enough, brother, again!”

Li Xiaobai stripped off his clothes, exposing his strong arms, and said again.

The Explosive Clothing Divine Skill activated, doubling his defensive power.

“Alright, alright, little junior brother, I understand your intentions. This journey to the Pure Land is perilous rather than promising. You risk life and limb, so I wouldn’t let you leave with regrets!”

“Today, I, Liu, will accompany you down to the bitter end!”

Liu Jinshui’s expression turned solemn as he rolled up his sleeves and smacked him two more tis.

[Defensive Power 30 billion…]

[Defensive Power 30 billion…]

The scene was bizarre, with a chubby guy vigorously spanking a bare-chested youth, with the youth continuously saying not to stop, keep going.

Ergouzi, who watched on the side, was stunned. Wow, how co he never discovered this preference before?

It’s really quite playful. At first, it was just regular spanking, but then the clothes ca off, and by the end, Li Xiaobai actually lay down. Is this still the Li Xiaobai he knew?

The sight was simply unbearable to watch!

“Well, I never, asking to speed up, asking for more speed? I’ve traveled far and wide all these years and consider myself seasoned, but preferences like these are a first for to behold. You truly are sothing else; today has been an eye-opener!”

“No, no, this isn’t just regular spanking. That fat guy is so compliant, there must be so unspeakable secret behind it. It’s said that when a bald donkey severs three thousand strands of worry, they’ll do things against common sense, claiming to face their true selves. This boy must be doing that now, facing his true self. Such experiences are rare, akin to the secular refinent of the heart!”

“Shaving the head can really eliminate inner demons? If I were to shave off all my body hair, could I also face my true self and release myself?”

Li Xiaobai and Liu Jinshui were having such a fun ti, completely unaware that Ergouzi’s look of shock had turned into contemplation.

If they knew this silly dog comprehended such a profound question, they’d probably be amused yet also at a loss.

On the ground, Liu Jinshui was gasping for breath. He didn’t want to use cultivation and relied solely on physical strength, his Qi and blood surging turbulently, feeling a bit tired.

Li Xiaobai was lying flat on the ground. With Explosive Clothing Divine Skill and Iron Mountain Lean combined, he had quadrupled his defensive power, pushing the physical limit to withstand from 50 billion directly to 200 billion.

His guess was correct; with quadrupled defense, the power stored in his hands was also wildly increasing.

Now he felt like there was a burning volcano inside him, ready to erupt at any mont. No matter who stood in front of him, he had the illusion of slapping them away.

The power was too great, needing release.

“Little junior brother, is that good enough?”

Liu Jinshui asked, his eyes had changed from joking to being utterly shocked. Never had he seen soone so perverse: chasing people to spank him, stripping down, lying down—it was simply absurd.

Li Xiaobai waved his hand, his face brimming with pleasure, in a good mood, but then threw out a line that made Ergouzi’s hair stand on end.

“Haha, thank you, sixth brother, for your kind efforts. You’re off the hook now. Over there, Ergouzi, co lend a hand!”

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