"What delicious al did you make today?"
"You're being too much now, woman, do you still see as a chef?"
"Of course not, but your cooking is just tastier than mine."
"So because it tastes good, I have to cook?"
"If I cook, you'll say it doesn't taste good."
"You..."
"Haha... You definitely cooked, right?"
This Jessica has really learned her lesson; ever since she tasted Zhou Mo Sen's cooking, she just completely fell in love with it.
Moreover, it's indeed as she said.
When Jessica cooks, Zhou Mo Sen inevitably complains it's not delicious.
Cough, cough... that's also indeed a fact.
So, not cooking is an option.
Besides, isn't Zhou Mo Sen living at Jessica's place?
You cook, and consider it the rent.
Jessica feels she's not losing out.
As for now...
Zhou Mo Sen, although claiming otherwise, was still caught by Jessica.
"Wow! It looks sumptuous!"
"It's just three dishes, that's all."
Zhou Mo Sen put on a nonchalant look, quite proud too.
But Jessica was happy, saying it's only three dishes.
But actually, it's really quite rich.
There's a fried spare rib dish, a tomato scrambled eggs dish, and then a crispy eggplant.
Actually, she really doesn't get it.
That fried spare ribs are not ordinary, braised spare ribs, fried first.
Crispy eggplants are also deep-fried, the amount of oil used is quite large.
In that case, why not fry so more ingredients?
Eggplant is a good choice.
The result...
"Oh my gosh! Is this eggplant?"
"What else? What did you think it was?"
"This is way too delicious!"
"So inexperienced with the world."
Jessica truly thought it was delicious, especially the feeling of the eggplant bursting in her mouth.
But Zhou Mo Sen... this guy was actually quite pleased inside.
Just enjoyed watching them being inexperienced.
And Jessica, this pretty girl, was actually quite cute.
"It seems you Chinese people are especially good at making food."
"You're too dumb, that's why."
"Really?"
"Okay, actually it's a DNA problem."
"Huh? How did it co to this topic?"
"How would you understand, huh..."
"What? Are you, are you looking down on people?"
"This is very profound stuff."
"Really?"
Jessica fluttered her big eyes, simply a curious baby.
Zhou Mo Sen actually wanted to talk about it.
When it cos to food, our China is truly the best in the world.
There's no need to reflect on this anymore, we really are the nation that knows how to eat best.
Moreover, there's a deep-seated reason inside.
It really is related to DNA.
Just recently, on our dostic internet, many overseas students were complaining.
Particularly those in the UK.
That dry old man's video, quite a lot of people learned from it later.
Originally, we didn't think all foreign food should be that bad.
The UK nu is indeed shockingly thin.
But later found, it seems other countries aren't much better.
Even France claims to be a country of gastronomy, but their baguettes are truly weapon-grade.
Really, that thing isn't any softer than UK bread.
Then there's Italy, and oh, Turkey.
Turkey always claims its food is good, but many haven't seen so classic Turkish desserts.
As for the United States' desserts, they indeed have a lot of sugar.
But Turkey?
They add more sugar than the United States!
It's boiled into a sugar and oil mixture, then poured over whatever cake.
Of course, those Turkish desserts also have a lot of pistachios.
With pistachios, it's indeed quite expensive.
As for what's up with these foreigners?
Why can't they cook?
This has to be addressed from the root.
That is... allergies.
Foreigners are really prone to allergies, so many things in this world can harm them.
Luckily, God never leaves people without a way out.
These guys soon discovered so things that are not prone to causing allergies.
Such as potatoes!
Most Chinese simply don't understand the significance of potatoes for foreigners, especially whites.
To them, it's not just a simple food; it's life-saving stuff.
Because potatoes are great, they're the least likely food to cause allergies.
Thus, when foreigners discovered this fact, they went crazy for potatoes.
And later, a great famine occurred.
The Irish Potato Famine.
Potato crop failure, mold and deterioration caused millions of Irish to die.
They instantly beca poor.
Soone said back then, British people are an for not saving the Irish.
But, there's a reason; the British didn't have many potatoes either.
Looking back now, potatoes have this significant aning.
Able to change the situation in Europe and Arica.
Because of that great famine, many Irish fled, with quite a few coming to the United States.
"The Godfather," this movie was about the Italian Mafia, but actually, there were also many Irish gangs.
Bla the potatoes!
But why are these foreigners so prone to allergies?
We Chinese, rarely get allergies.
The reason is fundantal; it's in their DNA.
That's not nonsense.
Just where did the British royal family co from?
There was a Habsburg Dynasty in Europe, known for their scheming.
We later generations found that "Dream of the Red Chamber" seems to reveal the truth about monopolizing heirs.
Little Sister Lin's family was actually very wealthy, but...
The Habsburg Dynasty in Europe played it just like that.
They spotted a lord whose wife's husband died, then sent their n over.
Marry, then inherit.
After inheriting, very soon the wife's family died out.
As for how they died, there were too many reasons.
Later, they simply kept doing it continuously.
The Habsburg family monopolized heirs continuously; with this skill, they almost ruled the entire Europe.
But, why almost?
Because they couldn't continue.
Consistently playing that way, monopolizing heirs continuously, their family's DNA also ran into problems.
Simply put, they had to guard against others playing this on them.
Therefore, the Habsburg family resorted to internal marriages.
Need I say more about what kind of offspring ca out?
Many of them were born with 'problems'; infertility was considered a minor issue.
Thus, on the eve of unifying Europe, the Habsburg family collapsed first due to having too few descendants.
Later, they finally thought it through and made slight changes.
The British royal family and the original Tsarist royal family of Russia were related to this Habsburg family.
This way, how could these white genes be okay?
The DNA of people in Europe and Arica worsened, and allergies beca common.
Due to various allergies, when it cos to making food, they must choose non-allergenic ingredients.
Potatoes and other non-allergenic things were widely used.
These ingredients are hard to trigger allergies, but also hard to make great flavors from.
Thus, this led to today's situation.
All of Europe and Arica beca a culinary desert.
And due to so capital tactics, like sugar.
Already eating poorly, wouldn't you add more sugar?
That's the truth about why there's no gourt food in Europe and Arica.
Zhou Mo Sen of course chose parts he could share to Jessica.
Like the Habsburg family monopolizing heirs process.
Jessica listened, astonished, yet very excited.
"I've never heard this before!"
"How many years did you go to school?"
This Zhou Mo Sen could talk, making Jessica go...
"Hmph! I'm not angry!"
These two were quite interesting.
Talking is one thing, but eating is a must.
After they were full...
...
The night deepened.
Zhou Mo Sen was still watching TV on the couch.
But soon, a rustling sound ca.
Turning his head, he saw Jessica in a very alluring outfit.
Uh, it's a design by our Northeast's Auntie Lisa.
It actually looks (sexy) good (appealing).
And then, Jessica started dancing.
Yes, she perford a seductive dance right in front of Zhou Mo Sen!
This... Zhou Mo Sen didn't want to watch.
But Xiaozhou wouldn't allow it!
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