I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot Chapter 67: Me, Aizen, and the Quest for Dumb Fun

Hueco Mundo's sky was still the sa black sheet it always was.

Everyone else was either sulking after our last idiot invasion, fixing broken limbs, or pretending to be busy.

Grimmjow slept like a rock. Shawlong pretended he didn't know . Baraggan was sowhere polishing his bone crown.

And then there was Aizen.

The 3-ter tall edgy dog.

He sat dramatically on a rock, looking into the endless darkness like so tragic poet, only occasionally letting out a deep, overly serious "Woof."

I stomped up to him.

"GRUAOOOGH!"

(Translation: 'Let's go find sothing dumb to do.')

Aizen's ears perked. His woof got cooler.

"Woof."

Team Moron was born.

We set off into Hueco Mundo's endless dunes.

No map. No plan. No clue what we were doing.

First stop: Giant Hollow Skeleton

I tried to ride it like a horse.

It imdiately collapsed into dust.

3,000 EP.

Aizen woofed in approval.

Second stop: Weird glowing hole in the ground.

I threw a rock in it.

It scread.

Aizen sat next to it, pretending to be deep.

"Woof," he said, like it ant sothing.

It didn't.

2,000 EP for throwing a rock at nothing.

Third stop: Random cactus.

I licked it.

It exploded.

"GRUAAHHHHH!!!"

5,000 EP for getting cactus juice in my eyes.

Aizen stood dramatically, wind blowing his fur.

"Woof."

Final stop: Big cracked wall.

I drew a dumb face on it with my claw.

Aizen stared at it like it was modern art.

"Woof."

10,000 EP for bad art.

We sat there for a while.

Aizen lay on his back, staring at the fake moon.

I gnawed on a rock (I spat it out, don't worry, no EP loss).

"GRUAAAH."

('Fun.')

Aizen gave a small, cool woof.

We walked back toward Baraggan's place, proud idiots.

Team Moron would rise again.

Current EP: 56,080,300 / 100,000,000