I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot Chapter 65: Operation: Aizen Room Invasion

It started because I was bored.

Like, really bored.

Like 'stare at a wall for 3 hours and pretend it's a Gillian' bored.

I sat in the middle of Baraggan's throne room, scratching my head with a femur I found in the sand.

"GRUAAHHHHHH."

(Translation by Baraggan, sitting nearby polishing his skull crown: 'I'm bored, let's commit a cri.')

Grimmjow perked up. "Cri?"

Aizen woofed softly, trying to stay cool in his corner like 'nah, I don't care about these peasants', but I saw his tail wag.

Shawlong facepald imdiately.

"I swear to Hueco Mundo if you idiots do sothing stupid again—"

"GRUAAAH!!"

(Translation: 'We invade Aizen's room.')

Grimmjow's eyes lit up like a kid at Christmas.

"Oh hell yeah."

The Four Big Idiots, all six stories tall of them, sohow managed to grin. Di Roy started giggling like an unhinged skeleton. Nakeem just nodded because Nakeem.

"Wait," Baraggan said, raising a bony hand. "Why?"

"GRUAGH!"

(Translation: 'Because it funny.')

"…Fair enough."

And like that, Operation: Aizen Room Invasion was on.

Phase One:

Grimmjow kicked the door in.

It wasn't locked.

Inside was… way weirder than I expected.

Whole room was neat, polished white walls, little candles floating midair, a massive mirror, and in the corner… a plush bed made of wolf pelts.

On the walls?

Drawings of Grimmjow.

Bad ones.

Like… aggressively bad ones.

Stick figure Grimmjow punching the sun.

Grimmjow riding a motorcycle made of bones.

Grimmjow holding hands with a badly drawn dog labeled 'Aizen.'

Grimmjow blinked. "Yo… is that supposed to be ?"

Aizen appeared behind us, woofing dramatically.

I pointed at one drawing where Grimmjow was wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket.

"GRUAAHH HAHAHA!"

(Translation: 'This masterpiece.')

Grimmjow tried to act mad but was laughing too hard.

"Bro what is this?!"

Aizen's tail drooped.

"Woof."

Shawlong stord in.

"WHAT IS GOING ON—"

Saw the room.

Paused.

Dead silence.

"Alright," he sighed. "You know what? I don't get paid enough for this. Carry on."

We spent the next hour redrawing every picture but made them worse.

One was flexing over a crying Aizen.

Another was Baraggan breakdancing.

Spike o' Sensei made a cao too.

Aizen tried to woof intimidatingly but everyone ignored him.

Grimmjow stole his pillow.

I ate his bookshelf.

Current EP: 27,090,300 / 100,000,000

10,000 EP for bookshelf consumption.

Operation: Aizen Room Invasion: SUCCESS.