I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot Chapter 47: The Genius Idea (That Wasn't)

Today I woke up with what I thought was a genius idea. I an, I'm an Adjuchas now, six ters tall, big scary mask, and tons of reiatsu. So why not finally build sothing to help speak? Like a giant signboard I could hold up with ssages on it.

I don't have hands good for writing.

But I do have claws.

So I grabbed a flat bone slab lying around and started scratching words onto it with my claws. Or… well, what I thought were words. The problem was, I don't rember how human letters looked. And even if I did, my claws weren't exactly made for elegant handwriting.

After scratching away for about ten minutes, I held up my creation proudly.

It looked like this:

"GUOGHHHRRRGH"

I tilted my head. That wasn't right. That wasn't any language. It was just my roar written down. I accidentally wrote my own roar.

EP Reward: 10,000

Reason: Tried to write a ssage to communicate. Wrote your roar sound instead.

I sighed — or at least what counts as a sigh for an Adjuchas. Aizen, my dumb pet, was watching this whole ti, tail wagging like I was a genius. Well, at least sobody believed in .

Not one to give up easily, I had a second idea.

Idea: Find a Hollow who can talk, force them to translate for .

I charged into the sands of Hueco Mundo, roaring to attract attention. And boy did I get it. A bunch of Shinigami had apparently gotten lost nearby, probably so patrol squad.

But this ti, one of them wore a Captain's haori.

I paused.

"GUOOOH?"

(Translation: Wait... did I just call a Captain over here?)

Too late. They saw .

They looked around, but none of them could see because I was too high in the nos Forest area, and their spiritual awareness was bad. Except for the Captain, who squinted at the air, sensing sothing was off.

, being the brilliant Adjuchas I am, decided to moonwalk away into the trees.

EP Reward: 12,000

Reason: Attempted stealth by moonwalking.

It worked. They lost track of . Aizen followed, also moonwalking — though his looked more like a dumb hop. He tripped over his own tail and faceplanted into the sand.

I laughed so hard I forgot to suppress my reiatsu.

EP Reward: 15,000

Reason: Laughing at your own pet failing in front of enemy Shinigami patrol.

The Captain imdiately sensed again. I panicked, picked up Aizen by the tail, and bolted through a nearby Garganta before it fully opened. I crashed through halfway, hit my head on the edge of the exit, and tumbled out into the nos Forest.

Aizen landed on top of .

"GUOOOH…"

(Translation: Life's tough.)

Current EP: 1,527,500 / 100,000,000