[Mission: Lift the System's spirit up or it will kill itself after killing you.
Ti: Before it kills you.
Reward: Result Depended]
After a mont of complaining since he couldn't believe that such trivial things can cause his death, Joren had no choice but to do it.
"So, what do you want to do?"
He asked while looked at dried fish 'sitting' on the couch, looking at the empty space.
"What the hell does unfish an?" but Joren didn't wait for an answer and sat on the couch adjacent to where the dried fish is 'sitting'
"So I have to figure this out myself, huh..." Joren began to ponder by himself. After a mont, he then said.
"Since you don't like that appearance and I assu that you can't change it, how about I give you cool sunglasses?"
Knowing the fish's attachnt to being a thug, Joren suggested. As expected, the fish turned its head to Joren as if it had a neck.
"Good thing, I have one!" Joren then opened one of the two suitcases he brought and took out a pair of sunglasses.
Carefully, he put it on the 'nose bridge' of the fish and crossed the temples, hanging the temple tips on the back of the fish.
"There... I didn't expect it would work..." Joren said.
The dried fish said nothing and floated toward the bathroom where it looked at itself in the mirror.
Joren sighed in relief and a new board popped out.
[Mission Complete: Accept Reward?]
"Yes..." he dropped onto the couch with a tired expression.
[Reward: 10 EXP, 1 Free Stat Points]
[Level: 2 -> 3 ]
[Experience: 10/20 -> 0/40]
[New Skill Unlocked: Sagging Pants.]
[Level 1 Sagging Pants:
Activates whenever your pants are lower than normal, showing your underwear.
The lower it is the greater your Agility is reduced. Proportionately, it gives you additional Strength and Toughness.
Skill Level Up Requirents: Level 5, Street Thug Title, Cool Boxer Shorts.]
"What the..." but before Joren could react, the boards continued popping out.
[Level-Up Reward: 1 Free Stat Points, 1 Thugness]
[Thugness: -141 -> -140]
the dried fish ca out of the bathroom and with its sunglasses on, looked at Joren.
Joren didn't know how to react to such skill.
With lifeless eyes, Joren stood up and slightly dropped his pants. Although he was dumbfounded, he was also curious.
[Sagging Pants Activated:
Agility: 62 -> 57
Strength: 57 -> 60
Toughness: 76 -> 79]
Joren has only pushed his pants a few inches down, showing his blue boxer shorts. When it reached half his butt, his stats changed again.
[Agility: 62 -> 52
Strength: 57 -> 63
Toughness: 76 -> 82]
But he didn't stop there. He pushed it down until it was lower than his buttcheeks, the change of stats doubled. He pushed down and down until basically removed his pants as if he will take a shit.
[Agility: 62 -> 02
Strength: 57 -> 88
Toughness: 76 -> 107]
Joren could feel the considerable amount of strength pouring into him. He went towards the couch he sat earlier and lifted it with one hand, with no effort at all.
Thud* he dropped it down.
Joren put his pants up and looked at the fish.
"This is stupid..."
"Why? Am I wrong!? How does this even work?!" Joren snapped.
the fish only answered.
Feeling defeated Joren dropped onto the couch and stared at the ceiling.
the fish added.
However, Joren beca unresponsive. His earlier excitent vanished.
The fish sighed.
"...."
Joren had heard from Scarlett that there are Gods so he didn't doubt the fish so early. After all, it had yet to lie to him, either that or he went crazy and all of this is inside his head.
'Is this a joke?' Joren had already asked this question in his head, however, he never gets bored of it. He knew if he asked that, he wouldn't get a proper question, so he only asked.
"So it's like the Holy God where he's too holy that his face is filled with holy radiance?"
Joren just shrugged his shoulders. He would just save his reaction for later if he did arrive at the so-called Gangster Heaven. He closed his eyes and a mont later, the darkness was eaten by light.
Before he knew it, he opened his eyes to see a strange place. The first thing he noticed was the ground.
"White sand?"
Upon his question, the fish with its sunglasses appeared before him.
"Snow? But it does not feel like it is nor is it cold?" he crouch down to look at it in amazent.
'Snort...? What does this...' Joren's eyes widened in realization. He looked far and saw the 'white sand' does not stop there.
As he looked, he saw so plants growing everywhere too. That was when he looked at the river beside him. Walking over it, instead of rocks, there were a lot of syringes lying around.
The river is colored brown yellow.
"..."
Joren made a weird expression.
Joren blinked and he saw the sa ceiling before he was brought to the Gangsta Heaven.
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