Chapter 121: Monstrous Learning Ability
Translator: Aristophaneso Editor: Caron_
“In the future, you’ll be Sword Two,” Chu Xian said to Sword Two, not really caring if he understood or not.
After that short session, Chu Xian turned to the basin with the pufferfish. After a quick transformation, he devoured the fish.
“Ding. Devoured Pufferfish, gained Poisonous Body.”
The gift was slightly lackluster – Poisonous Body only made so of his inner organs and a couple other body parts poisonous and he could apparently ingest poison with no problems, but he couldn’t release any poison himself.
It was a defensive gift, and Chu Xian wasn’t thrilled by its potential. If he was ever in a situation where he was getting eaten, poisoning the enemy through his own at wouldn’t be high up on the priority list.
It wasn’t much, but it was sothing. It hadn’t taken much effort to gain, and it was unlikely that having too many gifts would ever be a bad thing.
Chu Xian transford back into human form and took a mont to let his surroundings sink in. He was surrounded by three naked n. He took a mont and smacked his own face; this really would be a mont he’d never be able to explain.
After making a quick recovery, Chu Xian barked out so orders before running over to the compound market. “Alright, don’t go anywhere. I’ll go get so clothes!”
After purchasing three sets of clothes and shoes, Chu Xian made two more stops – one at the library beside the elentary school to buy so books and a Xinhua dictionary and one to pick up so food.
When he returned ho, the rn were all standing in the sa position, still naked. Chu Xian shook his head speechlessly. “Put these on. Ah, never mind. Old Huang, let show you how to put these on. Rember this!”
Chu Xian taught him how to put on the clothes then he suggested tentatively, “You help the others wear theirs!”
To his astonishnt, Old Huang worked quickly and helped Sword One and Sword Two into their clothes. Although this picture was really quite beautiful to look at, the most remarkable thing was Old Huang’s learning abilities.
“Okay, here. Co over, I’ll teach you Chinese characters and how to speak. Look at this...” Chu Xian said, swiftly putting on his elentary school teacher hat, beginning with the basics.
“F*cking genius!”
Two minutes later, Chu Xian slapped his thigh and forgot that elentary school teachers didn’t yell curse words at their students. The twenty-six letters he spent a couple months learning were all absorbed and morized by Old Huang in one go, and he could even repeat them back to him flawlessly.
“If he had more ti, Old Huang might beco an impressive professor among rn!” Chu Xian looked Old Huang over with shining and not at all perverted eyes before he continued teaching.
Pinyin, Chinese characters, basic arithtic ... Chu Xian only taught Old Huang for an hour, yet he already understood everything. At this point, Chu Xian could just simply give Old Huang the books and let him study by himself.
“Amazing! Brilliant! Haha!” Chu Xian laughed excitedly and tossed the Xinhua dictionary to Old Huang. He basked in the brilliance of his creation.
When dinner ti ca, Chu Xian twitched as the three rn dug voraciously into the food, conveniently forgetting how he himself leveled up in the first place. Each of the rn ate a twentieth of their weight, and the lightest of the three was Sword One who weighed around a hundred and fifty catties.
If you took a twentieth of a hundred and fifty, you got 7.5 catties. Chu Xian rejoiced in the shaless word count fluff and that the rn only needed one al a day. Otherwise, it would take a huge amount of money to feed them.
“Although they’ve been created and are stable, their lack of identities is still a problem. I also need to find a place for them to stay. No doubt the suburbs will be safer.”
“I can easily solve the problem of their identifies with money, and as for a place...!”
Chu Xian thought to himself and decided to buy a villa the next day. Considering the amount of fish he could still rule absolutely, he still had space for eleven more rn.
Putting them up in one of the compounds wasn’t too safe, at least while the rn were still bumbling twats, so he needed a place with fewer surrounding people.
Conveniently, there were many villas outside Hai Qing located around mountains or close to the sea, and he had the influence and money to buy one as a rn ho base. If the Avengers ever ca knocking, they could just slip into the sea.
Although they had been ford into humans, because of the system, their ability to live in the sea didn’t change at all.
After thinking so much, Chu Xian was satisfied, so he told the three rn they could sleep on the sofa when they felt tired before he retired to his chambers.
Old Huang, Sword One, and Sword Two were rn, but so of their more fishy characteristics hadn’t changed. While it wasn’t true that fish never slept, they only slept for very short periods of ti, except of course for the fish that hibernated, but they didn’t matter.
While Chu Xian was sleeping, his evil creation mastermind robot, Old Huang, flipped through the Xinhua dictionary, spending less than a minute on each page while still morizing every word.
Sword One and Sword Two were beginning to grow out of their stupefied states and were looking around and touching things in a perfectly normal and not at all suspicious manner.
Soti later, Old Huang called out to the completely normal and not at all suspicious pair. “Sword One, Sword Two, co over. I’ll teach you how to study the Xinhua dictionary!”
Chu Xian told Sword One and Sword Two to listen to Old Huang, so they obediently walked over to him.
“Co, repeat after !’
If Chu Xian had a full bladder, got up to use the restroom in the middle of the night, and just so happened to glance over at the scene, he would’ve been quite startled. His evil genius robot creation Old Huang had only been alive for less than a day, but he could already speak so fluently!
But if he looked more closely and saw that Old Huang was teaching Sword One and Sword Two words from a dictionary, he might’ve cried instead.
As it was, Chu Xian had no problem restraining his bladder that night and instead, woke up the next morning feeling refreshed. After he washed his face and brushed his teeth, he walked out onto the scene of the three rn.
“You two, read with . Sword One, you first. Your na is Sword One.”
“Your na is Sword One!’
“When you say it yourself, you should say: ‘My na is Sword One.’ Try again.”
“My na is Sword One.”
“That’s right, and what is my na?”
“My na is Old Huang!”
“That’s you, not !”
“Oh, you are Old Huang.”
“Pa!” Chu Xian slapped his head audibly and rubbed his face, as he was accustod to doing in a perfectly normal manner and.... He was a little surprised and a little pleased but also sowhat speechless.
“Old Huang is four or five tis smarter than Sword One and Sword Two.” Chu Xian noted, quoting a statistic from his rn handbook. “He has a genius’s mind but lacks knowledge and experience, and Sword One and Sword Two are like eighteen-year-old young n. They can already learn quite fast.” It had only taken them a night to say their nas. They were already turning out to be strapping young n, far above ordinary.
“With this speed,” Chu Xian monologued, “They’ll be able to join society in a couple weeks then they can follow into the world and definitely not do anything suspicious like trying to conquer it.”
Chu Xian smiled. “It’s too bad there are too few large fish. I’ll need to go to the harbor to buy so more. If I’d known I needed more earlier, I would’ve just spent the fifty thousand to buy the tuna!”
“Co, Old Huang. Co, I’ll teach you how to cook!”
Chu Xian already decided to cultivate his crazy genius robot rn into a superman as any fine evil mastermind would’ve done. He was planning on making Old Huang study everything.
En, this way, he would have soone to make breakfast for him in the future!
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