I Became the Villain Chapter 149: A Deal with a Former Enemy

Chapter 149: A Deal with a Forr Enemy

"BUAHAHAHAHA! No, seriously... stop. My ribs!"

Cherion’s laugh went absolutely feral, loud enough to bounce around the room like it was auditioning for surround sound. It was the kind of laugh that made your stomach cramp and your eyes leak. Cherion folded in half, clutching his stomach like it had personally betrayed him, seconds away from sliding right off the chair.

"Oh, Your Grace, you really almost had

there! That’s a high-tier joke. Truly. Is this a Northern tradition I missed in the handbook? Cody hour before the sun even finishes rising?"

Beside him, Zarius sat in a silence so heavy it felt like it had its own gravitational pull. Opposite them, Ezek was standing there... or glitching, honestly. The man was stiff enough to qualify as furniture. He looked like he’d swallowed a yardstick. Reiner stood by a pillar, hands behind his back, looking like he’d accidentally scored front-row seats to a particularly chaotic theater troupe perform for free.

Cherion wiped a stray tear from his cheek, gasping for air. "You? My guard? Ezek?" He pointed a shaky finger at the knight. "What’s next? Is Marielle going to apply to be my personal therapist? Are we going to start a book club for reford grumps?"

He waited for the punchline. He waited for Zarius to crack a smile or for Ezek to scoff and walk away. The silence didn’t break. It just... marinated. And Cherion had the distinct feeling he was the only one who missed the group chat. Cherion’s laughter died down into a series of pathetic, jerky hiccups.

He glanced at Zarius, no smile, no twitch, not even a courtesy blink. Yeah. That was not a joking face. Then he looked at Ezek’s face, which had turned a shade of crimson usually reserved for overripe tomatoes or very embarrassed toddlers.

The realization hit Cherion like a bucket of slushy ice water. The humor drained out of his face, replaced by a look of utter betrayal.

"Wait... you’re actually being serious? For real-for real?" Cherion’s voice went up an octave. "You’re telling

that the man who spent ninety percent of his ti accusing

of being a spy and the other ten percent doubting if I even breathe correctly is supposed to be my ’personal shadow’?"

He whipped his head toward Zarius. "Your Grace, I know you’re all about the ’protect at all costs’ vibe lately, and trust , I appreciate the sentint, I really do. But this? This is like asking a fox to babysit a chicken. It’s not protection, it’s a social experint."

Zarius shifted just a little, watching Cherion wave his arms around like he was trying to summon sothing. "He ca to , Cherion," Zarius replied. "He requested the post. I had already intended to appoint a dedicated shield for you before, and Ezek was the first to volunteer. He is, despite his lack of social grace, one of the finest blades in the Valtrane ranks."

Cherion just stared. He was in total disbelief. This was Ezek. The man who had treated him like an unwanted, suspicious outsider from the mont he set foot in this frozen fortress.

"He asked for this?" Cherion muttered, turning his gaze back to the knight.

Ezek looked less like a fearso warrior and more like an intern who had just accidentally deleted the company’s entire main server and was now waiting for the screaming to start. He was staring at his own boots with such intensity you’d think they held the secrets of the universe. The "Cold Northern Knight" persona had completely lted, leaving behind sothing uncomfortably vulnerable.

He didn’t defend himself. He didn’t even snap back. That made it even weirder.

Cherion stood up, his brain speed-running the pros, cons, and overall life regret potential. He began to circle the knight, walking around him like a shark checking out a particularly shiny piece of bait.

"Ezek, buddy, look at ," Cherion said, his tone dripping with mock-seriousness. "Hypothetical situation: we’re in the garden, and an assassin jumps out of the bushes with a very sharp, very Southern-looking dagger. Are you actually going to save ? Or are you going to stand there taking detailed notes on my ’suspicious’ screaming technique so you can report my lack of bravery to the Duke later?"

Ezek’s jaw worked for a mont before he finally looked up. The guilt in his eyes was so thick you could have tripped over it.

"I was... I was wrong, My Lord," Ezek rasped. The words seed to cost him a significant amount of pride. "I was clouded by stigma. My mind was closed, and I saw shadows where there were only... Well, you. I’ve realized my error. I’ve watched you these past weeks. You aren’t what I thought."

Cherion stopped his pacing. He blinked. Well, damn. A genuine apology? In this economy? It was a strange feeling. In his past life, he’d dealt with plenty of toxic bosses and two-faced coworkers, but he’d rarely seen soone in armor admit they were a jerk. He took a deep breath, trying to keep things from spiraling any further.

"Fine," Cherion said, crossing his arms. "If you want to be my shield, you’d better be a shiny one. I’m talking about top-tier service here. No more grunting at

like I personally offended you just by existing. No more glares that could peel paint off a wall. And absolutely, no more shoving

around like we’re five and fighting over toys. We’re grown n. Act like it. Deal?"

A flicker of sothing that looked suspiciously like relief, maybe even happiness, crossed Ezek’s face. He nodded so hard he almost looked like a bobblehead.

"Of course, my Lord."

"Don’t get too comfortable, newbie," a dry voice cut through the air.

Reiner, who had been enjoying the show in glorious silence, finally stepped forward. He looked entirely too amused by the whole ordeal. He caught Cherion’s eye and gave a subtle smile before turning a chilling gaze toward Ezek.

"Don’t worry, My Lord," Reiner drawled. "If even a single hair on your head is hard under his watch, I will personally ensure that Ezek’s career as a knight ends... permanently. And when I say ’permanently,’ I an I’ve already scouted out a very deep, very secluded hole in the frozen wastes where the wolves don’t even bother to go."

Ezek snapped back, his composure cracking just enough for a hint of fluster to slip through. "I don’t need your threats to do my job, Reiner! I know the stakes."

Reiner just smirked. "Do you? Because last I checked, your duties seed to involve glaring at Lord Cherion as if you could set it on fire with your mind. Try to stay awake this ti. Or at least, try to keep your eyes on the enemies instead of your own prejudices."

Reiner didn’t stop there. He leaned in, pointing two fingers at his own eyes, then flipping them to point at Ezek, the classic ’I’m watching you’ move. Then, with a slow motion, he balled his right hand into a fist and drove it into his left palm, making a grueso, squishing motion as if he were mashing a particularly annoying bug.

Ezek audibly swallowed his saliva. The thump-squish sound was the only noise in the room for a second.

Zarius rose to his feet in one clean motion, like gravity simply didn’t apply to him the sa way. The air in the room changed instantly, the humor evaporating like mist. "Ezek has been humbled, Reiner. That is enough." He turned to Cherion, placing a heavy, warm hand on his shoulder. "He is yours now, Cherion. His life is forfeit if he fails you. Do you accept this?"

Cherion looked at the hand on his shoulder, then at the knight waiting for his verdict. He felt a weird surge of sothing... power? No, maybe just the feeling of finally having a team.

"I accept," Cherion said, his voice surprisingly steady.

This ti, Ezek didn’t settle for a nod. He went all in, armor rattling as he dropped to one knee. The impact rang out across the floor, loud and final, and Cherion felt it sowhere in his chest.

The awkward puppy was gone. In his place was a man who looked like he had finally found his North Star.

Ezek reached for his sword, drawing the blade just enough to present the hilt toward Cherion, his head bowed low in a gesture of absolute submission. It was a scene straight out of a high-budget fantasy flick, and Cherion found himself holding his breath.

"On my honor, and on my life, I swear to protect you," Ezek said, voice firm. "Your life cos before mine. I will not fail you, Lord Cherion."