“What, what, what? Se, se, sex? Not anything else but se, sex??? Yo, you son of a bitch! Are you human? Are you human?!! And you son of a bitch!! Saying my pssy is good!!! That it tastes so good!! That it’s your exclusive pssy!!!”
“….Right. It’s perfect. You and I, we couldn’t be more perfectly matched.”
Zzaaaaak-!!!
“Then what’s the problem!!! You son of a bitch!! Aaaaah!! Hey! I really think I’m gonna kill you now?? Speak nicely now and confess your love with a kiss!!!”
“…I can’t do that, Evelyn.”
“Why you son of a bitch!!!! Don’t make kill you!!!”
“It’s because we’re not doing it enough.”
“…What? …Enough? Are you crazy? Hey!!! You cum more than 8 tis when we have sex!!!”
At Evelyn’s words, I replied while wiping my busted lip with the back of my hand.
“I could do it all day.”
“That’s bragging!! You bastard!!! Ha, Ha! You, you, you!! fuck!! You seem out of your mind, but this is your last chance, think carefully and speak? Are you saying you love other won too because having sex ‘8 tis’ is not enough for you? Let tell you, I’ve been your ‘childhood friend’ for 15 years and have loved only you for at least 10 years!! Not for a single mont have I thought of another man!!! And!!! In front of !!! How dare you!!!”
Kwaak-!!
Evelyn grabbed my collar and yelled, shaking violently.
“You bastard!! If you can, look in the eyes and say it’s not enough again!! Say it!!!”
“Yeah!!! 8 tis is not enough!!!!!”
Zzaaaaak-!! Zzaaaaaaak-!!!
It hurts to be loved by Evelyn.
…It hurts quite a bit.
“Ah! Ho! Ha! Ho!!..Th, th, this…crazy…Aaaaa!!! Really!!!!…Ho!…Ah!!!..Ho..!!…Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!”
Evelyn roared to the sky as if she didn’t expect to actually say it.
But it was sowhat intentional.
‘…Being the villain is a familiar feeling.’
Being hit and cursed like this was much more comfortable than seeing Evelyn cry.
“Ha, HaHa!! What, what, what do I do with this bastard? Ah, are you human? Are you human!!! You son of a bitch, do I need to bring up our past and how we were related to get you to co to your senses?”
“No… Wait, Evelyn. Sex is important.”
“Aaaaaah!!! So you’re saying sex is more important than !!!”
Evelyn’s counter left speechless.
Of course, there was nothing more important than Evelyn in my life.
As I said, I would die for Evelyn without hesitation if it ant saving her life.
“Ob, obviously you’re more important but…”
“Then kiss you bastard!!!! Kiss right now!!! Hoo… Hoo… I’ll think of everything you’ve said till now as you being out of your mind!!!”
“….”
…I couldn’t.
If I yielded to the pressure and kissed her, it’s all over!
‘Think! Think, Ian!!’
Having ‘accidentally trained’ Yuris, ‘mistakenly assaulted’ Laplace, and ‘adequately contracted’ with Helen, if there’s one thing I had learned, it’s that I was quite quick-witted.
In a life where unplanned events occurred more frequently than planned ones, this was a precious talent.
Flash-!!
“…Evelyn, can you go on without having sex with for the rest of your life?”
“Don’t suddenly change the topic… Do I look like I’m joking?”
“I’m not joking either. This is a serious conversation.”
“…fuck what are you even saying!!! I’m seriously considering stabbing you to death right now?”
“…Let’s not think about that for now. And listen carefully. I misspoke.”
“Hoo… Hoo… Yeah, you idiot!! Finally, you realize you made a mistake!!”
Upon hearing that I admitted my mistake, a glint of light returned to Evelyn’s eyes.
“Okay, I’ll state the condition again. We’re not not having sex. We will have sex. Every day even. But once you, Evelyn, climax just once, that’s it for the day!! Even if I’m still erect, that’s the end!!! Think about this condition.”
“……Got it. Ian, are you asking to be killed? Don’t worry. I’ll follow you soon so you won’t be lonely.”
“Evelyn, calm down! I said it’s a serious conversation!”
“No, you son of a bitch! How is this a serious conversation! If you’re erect as you say, why can’t we have sex? Is sex hard? You stick the dick in the pussy and move it, that’s sex, right? Is sex sothing special?”
“If I try to have more sex, you start convulsing, begging for your life! Saying it feels like I’m gonna die, it’s too much, it’s hard… Fainting and foaming at the mouth! That’s why even if you want more, I can’t do it!”
Evelyn seed to contemplate that situation for a mont.
“…That’s also…kinda…hot? This bastard…forcibly?”
Then, with her face slightly red, Evelyn murmured, swallowing her saliva.
‘Damn, I made a mistake!’
As I said before, Evelyn had zero defense but her attack power was nearly 3000, making her a top predator.
Co to think of it, didn’t Evelyn take my first experience as ‘face-to-face’?
“Evelyn? I get that you’re turned on. But can you really do it in that situation? When I’m seriously begging you, pleading for my life? Please stop! I’m going to break! Begging you!”
“You son of a bitch! You’ve always been like this! When have you ever stopped because I was begging! You always eat up until you’re satisfied!”
“No! That was holding back!”
“Don’t bullshit! The tis I haven’t fainted from sex with you can be counted on one hand!”
That was true, so I couldn’t refute it.
But…
When masturbating alone, it was 5 tis a day.
With a bit of arousing material, it’s 8 tis a day.
At my peak, it was 16 tis a day.
To stop just at 8 tis with my ‘exclusive pussy’ like Evelyn in front of was truly a result of superhuman patience.
“Motherfcker! Idiot! Son of a bitch! Whore! Aaaah! How did I fall for such trash?!”
All sorts of curses flew out of Evelyn’s mouth.
‘Right, I am trash!’
Having beco trash, I decided to drive the point ho.
“…And apart from the lack of sex, I’ve dreamt of having a harem since I was young.”
Zzaaaaaaak-!!!
“This, this, this, isn’t this guy a real motherfucker?!”
I heard a line that seed familiar.
It felt different from the ‘sex buddy’ tis…
[Evelyn’s favorability has decreased by 10.]
It was as if a ssage had appeared right before my eyes.
Luckily, Evelyn’s favorability was still around 999999999989.
“And…”
“And what more is there! What?!”
“Actually, I’m already in a relationship with soone.”
“…What?”
I thought it was better to channel my sorrow into anger.
“…Explain. In detail.”
“So…”
Just as I was about to speak.
Bang-!
Suddenly, a teaching from my training under the head of the Marigold family ca to mind.
─Light on the feet, heavy with the fist.
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