Swoosh-!
Hey, how about this outfit?
Pretty.
Swoosh-!
Hmm Then, how about this one?
Thats also pretty.
Swoosh-!
Ta-da~! What about this?
Yeah, really pretty.
[Photo Shoot], [Photo Shoot], [Photo Shoot]...
This seed like a really big problem.
I, too, didnt co on the date with Evelyn today unprepared.
I had thoroughly searched about won in the gallery.
[Author: (45.64)]
[The Collection of Female Language.txt][75]
The female language written here is a must-know-or-die level, so just morize it...
"No, I'm really not angry." = I'm very angry right now, damn it.
"~@@ is okay not to do." = If you don't do ~@@, I'll really be upset.
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(Additional reactions when a girlfriend is really angry.jpg)
If she suddenly starts using formal language when she normally doesnt, she's 100% angry. You must appease her imdiately.
If your girlfriend ends her sentences with '...', it openly ans she's upset. Don't be clueless and miss it.
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(211.209) : Wow... really, this is so true.
(74.816) : Seriously, virgin losers, learn from this.
Reminiscence of Morak : Thank you. I learned from this comnt and escaped being a virgin loser.
JustSayNiceThings : What BS Finished in a minute, you premature guy
The post received considerable praise and even made it to the concept post, so it had so credibility.
And most importantly
ChildhoodFriendAssault : Really Who stole my way of speaking? It's exactly right?
Evelyn herself confird that the content of the concept post was accurate.
So I must definitely appease her now!
Formal speech, ending sentences with, Im not angry, Its okay not to do
Evelyn was expressing her anger using no less than four pieces of female language.
No, please let do it. I think Ill feel uncomfortable if I dont.
No..!Dont do it!Its dangerous if you continue right now!
Sigh-!
I took a deep breath and blurted out the thoughts that ca to mind without filtering.
The first black dress you wore was pretty because it contrasted with your white, clean skin, felt noble, and the dark blue denim shirt made your eyes stand out more because its from the sa blue family. Of course, your toned abdon and the cutely exposed belly button in the crop top were naturally pretty too. The combination of dolphin shorts and black stockings made your already long legs look even longer.
Ah!Ugh!Ha!Gulp!..Keuh!
The see-through look that subtly revealed your lines was also artistically pretty. Honestly, when you pose with your fingers, it makes want to Euph!!
Knowing it was inadequate, but doing my best to explain how and why each part of Evelyn was pretty, she suddenly covered my mouth with both hands.
Stop stop it!!..Haa!!HaaHaa!!..Okay, okay, I got it just stop
Mmmph?
Ssssh!You fool speaking so loudly everyone around is watching
Swoosh
Whispering as Evelyn said, I looked around to find that the people in the clothing store had all stopped moving and were looking in our direction.
Sigh.
I felt sorry for Evelyn, but I was a man with quick reflexes.
I didnt fall for such simple baits.
[Author: (45.64)]
[Posting Part 3 of the Female Language Proficiency Test, thanks to the hot response!][14]
What is the correct response when your girlfriend says, "Oppa, who's prettier, or the girl who just passed by?"
JustSayNiceThings : So easy. Of course, you are prettier.
(45.64) : Wrong~ If you say that, it doesn't feel sincere.
JustSayNiceThings: "Honestly, she's prettier... but to , you are the prettiest."
(45.64): Are you a virgin? That's the worst response, don't ever say that.
JustSayNiceThings: Bullshit. What do you an I'm wrong when I'm a girl? Then what's the right answer, you bitch?
(45.64): Got triggered, so you are a virgin. The correct answer is...
Oh, is that so? I was so focused on you I didnt even notice anyone else.
I said this to Evelyn with a slight smile.
This was the correct answer to the test, but it was also true that I hadnt noticed because I was focused on her.
Grrrr..!!Re really stop it I I was wrong.
Wrong? What wrong? Its not wrong to be born pretty, right?
Hic!!Ah!Ah!Uh.!..Huuuu!!
Thump-!
Eventually, Evelyn squatted down on the spot, covering her head with her hands.
Evelyn?
.MumbleMumble
Surprised by Evelyns sudden action, I called her na, but instead of answering, she just mumbled in a small voice.
Ah..uh..!Crazy bastard!Ianyoucrazy bastard!Really!Shi!GrrUhuh!Reallytoomu..mu..Huuuu!!
When I listened closely, concentrating with my ear close, it was all curses about .
Eh?Why?
I definitely acted according to the gallery post
Growl!!..The fitting roomIll devour it.!Hoo!Hoo..!Hold back.lots of eyesfor nowlater.Growl!I cant stand it.Growl!!..Re.. reallyliving up to my nickna
Why was Evelyn so furious?
Thump-
Kyahh!? What, what, where!!
Evelyn was startled and scread when I just touched her shoulder lightly.
No You suddenly sat down and started making weird noises. Are you okay?
Huuuu!!!Hoo.!!Hoo-hoo.!!!..Its, its okay! Just, just go outsidewait Ill Ill pay for the clothes and go.
Oh? I can just wait inside
Its, its okay!! Wait outside!!
I was almost pushed out of the store by Evelyn.
.
It really seed like I was in big trouble.
How angry must Evelyn be to fu like that?
Ding-!
A while later, I nervously swallowed my saliva as Evelyn ca out of the store.
What, what are you looking at! You bastard.
Evelyns ears were still red, but she seed much calr than before.
No Ah! Ill carry your bags. So, shall we go for dinner now? To Seventh Door?
[Things to do on todays date!]
Take sticker photos together.
Go shopping for clothes.
Eat dinner at Seventh Door.
Walk hand in hand at the night fountain.
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I tried to naturally continue the date course Evelyn had planned, but it was futile.
Thats all canceled.
What? Why?
If its canceled, its canceled.
Despite Evelyns eyes flashing a warning not to argue further, I still asked with my face.
Okay then where do you want to go?
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Swoosh
Evelyn silently pointed sowhere with her chin.
Although it was hidden behind another building and not visible, I knew what was in that direction.
[Cream Pie Inn]
It was the place where Evelyn and I had our first experience(?).
Already want to go there? Without even eating?
Hmph! If youre that hungry, we can just get takeout and eat inside!
Do you think well have ti to eat in the inn?
I was definitely planning to enjoy the date with Evelyn, forgetting about revenge in the lab, but that was only until before entering the inn.
Right now, I was purely admiring Evelyns beauty as a childhood friend, but once we entered the inn, our relationship would change to sex partners.
Well be busy with other appetites to satisfy, right?
Honestly, I had no confidence in restraining myself today.
Eh!He-eh?You confident?
Stop bluffing Youve never won against before.
Hmph!Today might really be different, you know? Ive also prepared sothing.
How many tis have you said that And Ive prepared sothing too?
Ah!! Be quiet!! So, are we not going to the inn or what?
Squeeze-!
With her arms crossed, Evelyn pushed her chest forward and whispered in my ear.
You life-size dildo bastard.
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