[Author: ChildhoodFriendAssault]=[Evelyn Marigold]
[My childhood friend is a total f---ing crazy bastard]
Today, I went to my childhood friend's house and accidentally saw the bastard masturbating. F---, lol.
He asked to be sex friends because I seed turned on. Isn't this guy a real psycho?
(892.151): So, what did you do?
ChildhoodFriendAssault: What do you an, what did I do? I just slapped him and left. I still can't believe it.
(892.151): Lol, you even did a sleep assault.
ChildhoodFriendAssault: Is that the sa?
(892.151): Right? Being sex friends is at least bold, but sleep assault is crossing the line.
Fla Sandwich: ...But being sex friends might not be bad.
ChildhoodFriendAssault: What the hell? It's damn bad.
Fla Sandwich: No, but you did sleep with your childhood friend, too.
ChildhoodFriendAssault: Ah, f---. I'm not driven by lust, but that guy is all about lust!
(892.151): True, they don't know how scary sexual desire can be, lol. Even if you have desire, feelings will develop 100% eventually.
Fla Sandwich: Really, once you firmly grab the tip, an opportunity will always co.
ChildhoodFriendAssault: Really? But still, sex friends... if he gets a girlfriend... then... I...
(892.151): A harem would actually be better.
ChildhoodFriendAssault: What's good about that, damn!!
(892.151): Surprisingly, in pure love stories, childhood friends are often the losing heroines, but in harem stories, they have a high chance of being the main wife, according to research.
ChildhoodFriendAssault: Bullshit, who does such stupid research?
(892.151): Pabes ... (Link) Surprisingly, this is Pabes' ranking of main wives in harem heroines.
ChildhoodFriendAssault: Really, Pabes always researches useless stuff.
Evelyn bit her lip while reading the comnts.
Sex friends
Tears almost ca out, but she felt a slight happiness, thinking Ian might see her that way. Was she crazy?
Really its a sin to have fallen for him
She should have marked her territory earlier sohow.
All the trouble she went through to get a confession from Ian, and all she got was to be sex friends
Thump!
That bastard.
Evelyn punched a doll resembling Ian and buried her face in the pillow.
Im tired.
I hadnt slept a wink since Evelyn slapped and left.
Of course, I couldnt sleep.
What should I do now?
Actually, I was thankful it ended with just a slap.
Evelyn had looked genuinely happy just before I ntioned becoming sex friends.
But
If we get married, the world will end!!!
would anyone believe that?
Now, not only with Estelle but also with Evelyn, my head was getting more complicated thinking about making peace.
Clink! Bang! Footsteps!
Then, soone entered through the front door.
Evelyn?
Havent had lunch yet?
Evelyn, her hands full of shopping bags, asked casually.
Uh yeah
Ill make it for you. Just wait.
Adeptly tying her hair and putting on an apron, Evelyn began preparing the ingredients.
Chop! Chop! Chop!
The rhythmic chopping and her familiar hand movents as she cooked.
Although Evelyn was a lady from a family who wouldnt need to know cooking, she had started learning and cooking at our house so ti ago.
Of course, there were nurous trials and errors
Eventually, my taste had adapted to Evelyns cooking.
Here. Eat.
Evelyn swiftly prepared lunch and laid out the dishes on the table.
Spicy fish stew, grilled eel, oyster grill, black raspberry juice.
It was always the sa nu.
Ill enjoy the al.
Hmm, ho-cooked als are the best, arent they?
Familiar yet incredibly delicious.
But
.
.
.
The silence was so uncomfortable it seed to diminish the taste.
What should I do?
If I had prepared my mind with so online browsing before coming, I might have sothing to say. Her appearance was still too sudden.
Im done eating.
too.
Ultimately, we didnt speak a word until the al was over.
Hey, get out the toothbrush.
Okay, here.
We often visited each others hos, so we always had our toothbrushes ready.
Brush brush
Evelyn and I stood side by side in front of the mirror, brushing our teeth.
This utterly normal activity now felt strangely burdenso.
After finishing the al and brushing our teeth, there was literally nothing left to do.
.
.
.
Sigh.
It seed Evelyn couldnt put it off any longer, sighing deeply.
Lets do it.
Do what?
Wha-what do you an, what!!Sesexfriends! Lets be sex friends!
Evelyn, her face turning bright red, shouted.
Are you serious?
Of-of course, does this look like a joke?
.
Honestly, I was shocked.
[Damn, should I just kill this guy and die myself?]
[How should I react, huh? If it's about being sex friends, then what?]
[Sex friends? Is he really crazy? Damn, I should just go and stab him...]
[It's better to be sex friends than to lose him to soone else...]
Evelyn had been indecisive until yesterday, judging from the posts she made in the gallery.
Are you really okay with this?
Ha, its okay. What its just sex friends, right? Yeah, Im human too I have sexual desires sotis want to do it
Evelyns voice grew quieter and quieter.
By the end, it was barely audible.
What did you say?
Crack
I, I also masturbate, you bastard.
Ah
I wondered if it was okay to call masturbating three tis a day occasionally, but I generously let it slide.
But dont get it twisted. No matter how many tis we have sex, our status as childhood friends will never change. Youre just a living dildo. And Im just a living fleshlight. Theres no emotion involved here. Got it?
Got it
..
Upon hearing the answer, Evelyns expression was a complex mix of relief and anger, difficult to decipher.
Sigh Well, okay. Lets do it.
Do what?
Sesex what else what do sex friends do
Now? Its dayti.
So what? Got anything else to do?
No.
As my eyes drifted towards the bed, Evelyn seized my wrist.
Were not doing it there.
Then where?
Follow . Well do it at the Cream Pie Inn.
[Cream Pie Inn]
Though it bore the na of an inn, it was less a place for lodging and more
A destination where couples usually went for sex
.
.
I stood in front of the counter, feeling like I was engaging in sothing illicit, as an elderly lady peered at through a gap that was barely large enough.
Ahem One room, please.
Short stay? Overnight?
Weekend short stay (6 hours): 60,000 Eris
Weekend overnight: 100,000 Eris
There was a considerable price difference between an overnight stay and short-term use.
If we were only going to have sex, 6 hours should have been more than enough.
Then, a short stay
Overnight, please. The best room you have.
230,000 Eris. Room 703.
Click
Before I could object, Evelyn had already withdrawn the money and handed it over.
Overnight?
Its your first ti, right? Who knows how long youll last. We should take our ti.
Its not your first ti?
Ha, as if Id tell you
Evelyn, who looked like she was about to boast, suddenly fell silent.
Even if it wasnt true, she didnt want to plant the thought in Ians mind that she had been with another man.
Youll see. I know everything, even if its my first ti.
Really? Thats impressive. I was nervous even the second ti.
.What?
Even though its my second ti here, Im nervous.
.
As Ian casually pressed the button for the magical elevator, Evelyn watched his back, her thoughts a complete blank.
Second ti? He was here for the second ti?
Why?
Why was it his second ti?
Had he co here with soone else before?
For what reason? To have sex?
Was it really his second ti?
Really? His second ti?
Did she mishear that?
He hey? Its your second ti? You you misspoke about the first ti, didnt you?
No, its really the second ti.
Okay.
Evelyn clenched her fist tightly at Ians nonchalant response.
Well, well It could happen!
Its not a big deal.
Ian was an adult, and she might not be his first.
Even though they were childhood friends, they hadnt been together 24/7.
He might have had a relationship without her knowing.
It could happen
Aside from being dense, Ian was a man with no flaws in his appearance or personality.
She had known for a long ti that there were quite a few won after Ian.
The.. the first experience its not a big deal, right?
Even the expert virgin detector, SpecialGradeUnicorn, had lowered his standards because its too hard to find virgins these days. How important could a first experience be in todays world?
Its just a sequence; all experiences were the sa.
And now that they were sex friends, she could just do it more with Ian from now on.
Yeah, so far, we we were just childhood friends Yeah, yeahfrom now on we can slowly progress its okay, right?
Thats what she thought, but
Drip Drip
Ah?.. Ah Whats this.. sob Suddenly sobbing
The mont she opened the door to room 703, her emotions overflowed as tears stread down her face.
El Evelyn? Are you crying?
Ah? Uh no not crying sob not crying
She hated it.
In fact, she hated it so much.
Even though she tried to act like it was nothing, it just wasnt working.
The thought of another woman taking Ians first ti made her feel like her heart was being torn apart.
Sob.. sob wailing sob Im a bad person! Why why did you go and have sex on your own!.. sob It it was my first ti too wailing.. wailing.
Ca calm down Evelyn.. stop crying..
Sob sob Im not crying! Wailing Im not you you jerk sob
The sex they had at his ho that, she thought was their first ti, was just an illusion.
No wonder, Ian, that guy seed too good for it to be his first ti.
Sob if I had known then, just at the hot spring I should have taken him sob
It wasnt for nothing that she had resisted giving control to Ian.
She felt wronged, angry, and foolish.
As childhood friends, there had been so many chances, but to have Ians first experience taken away!
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