“That was a close call!”
I had only asked on a whim, but she really hadn’t taken the birth control potion.
I was sincerely relieved that Helen hadn’t gotten pregnant.
“Don’t get it twisted! It’s not like Harin was… not it?!! It’s obvious that a future child between you and would be cute, so it’s not like I want to beco a mother soon!! I just forgot because I was busy!!”
I made up my mind.
At least until ‘househusband’ ca before ‘maternal instinct’, I’d be thoroughly using contraception with Helen.
“Right… Of course, you would have.”
“Hmph! As long as you know. Now let’s hurry up and finish. I’m busy too.”
Swoosh─
With that, Helen pushed her hips out once again.
Lifting her toes slightly considering the height difference, it was quite admirable, but I couldn’t go back on my resolution just then.
“No, I’m good. Not doing it today.”
“What, what did you say? Why the sudden change of heart?”
“It’s a risky day. I don’t have a condom.”
“Since when did trash like you start caring about that…!! I’ll just take a birth control potion later!”
Helen approached almost as if she was going to grab my collar, and I carefully spoke.
“…You’re not going to take the birth control potion.”
“What, what nonsense! You can’t just cancel that!! Last ti, I just, just forgot!!”
Helen yelled, her red hair seemingly blending into her face with slight exaggeration.
“Alright, I’ll cancel it. Calm down.”
“Of course, you should! If soone heard us, they’d think I want to have a child with you!”
“…But what if you forget again this ti?”
“I, I won’t!! Do you think Helen Redrose would make the sa mistake twice!!”
I had a feeling Helen’s definition of ‘mistake’ was the complete opposite of what I thought…
“…You’d never admit it even if I asked now.”
From experience, it was best to change the topic at tis like this.
“Why are you so flustered? Do you really want to have sex with that badly?”
“Wh-when did I ever say I wanted to have sex?! If we’re going to do it, I just want to get it over with and go back!”
Honestly, Helen was cute enough that I was tempted to just give in.
It was unavoidable.
What man in the world wouldn’t be flattered by a beautiful and capable woman like Helen wanting to get pregnant by him?
However, succumbing to temptation and impregnating Helen would definitely lead to serious consequences.
‘I might really get stabbed by Evelyn…’
Though I had Evelyn’s permission for up to 10 in the harem, I had promised that the first pregnancy would be hers.
But introducing a suddenly pregnant Helen to Evelyn?
…Just the thought gave chills.
“So, I’ll let you go. You said you need to hurry.”
“No… but what if you really send … Ah! Wait a minute!”
Swoosh─
As I was about to pull up my pants, Helen quickly shouted and pulled a condom from the depths of her wallet.
“Think… actually, there is one condom.”
“….”
“What’s with that look! It’s not like I got it for you or anything. I just…heard that keeping a condom in your wallet helps money accumulate!!”
I hadn’t said anything, but Helen was already making excuses.
“Well, now it’s settled, right? Like I said, I’m busy, so let’s hurry up and…”
“Sorry, but I can’t use this.”
“Argh!! Why do you n have to be so nitpicky!! What else is there to complain about now!! You won’t get a chance to be with a superior woman like again in your life, not even for a full sester. Isn’t every day precious?”
“No… the condom size doesn’t fit.”
“What, what did you say?”
“The condom is too small.”
Helen glanced back and forth between the condom and my face and whispered softly.
“That can’t be right?…It’s…the largest one?”
“If you don’t believe it, try putting it on.”
“Hmph! Just because yours is a bit large, showing off… You might not know, but elasticity is crucial for condoms…? Eh? Wait, what! Why isn’t it fitting!! It should fit if I do it this way!!”
“I told you, it doesn’t fit.”
As sorry as I felt for Helen, even a ‘human-sized XXL condom’ couldn’t contain .
Only a ‘demon-sized XXL condom’ might fit, but even those kept tearing…
So, I started using birth control potions as they beca more practical after repeatedly tearing condoms.
“Are you not human…!! How can an XXL condom be too small?”
“If you really want to have sex next ti, bring a demon-sized XXL or a birth control potion. If you buy a human-sized one like this ti, it won’t fit.”
“Who said I want to do it! Hmph! If it doesn’t fit…that’s even better!! Unlike you, I wish to be involved less every day!!”
“For soone who doesn’t want it, you seem quite wet.”
“That’s just a physiological reaction!! And since you’re a man, you probably don’t know how terrible the taste of a birth control potion is?”
Helen seed to think I didn’t know the taste of birth control potions, but I had actually tried it a bit and knew.
‘It was disgustingly bad…’
Evelyn was extrely happy when she commissioned the new condoms at ‘Poporing Trading’.
Birth control potions were judged to be diocre even by Yuris, who enjoyed weird food like mint-chicken and barley-cola.
‘Ah, so that’s why Helen hasn’t been drinking it?’
Considering Helen’s unique condition of shared taste and touch, drinking a birth control potion could feel as torturous as actual torture.
‘…I feel a bit sorry.’
Feeling sowhat guilty about not considering that sooner.
“…And you! You said you weren’t after the Redrose’s fortune, didn’t you? Asking to buy condoms, isn’t that using Redrose’s wealth!”
“No… how many condoms are you planning to buy that you need to use the Redrose’s fortune… Even I can’t spend that much.”
“That’s, that’s not what I ant!!”
Helen gasped, and I chuckled.
“Just kidding. But since we’ll use them up and have to take birth control potions, it’s better to buy a lot.”
“…Again with the ‘use’! Trash!!! You are really human trash!!!”
“No, no… you said it was reliable information…! Up until now, it matched… But why!!! Is it because I bet money that it’s not working!!”
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