So an Alien kinda arrived on my stage.
I thought no one was left to disturb but soone ca from far away to do that.
The Alien had black skin all over, with big red eyes like a fly. It also had two antennas sticking out of his head. He wasn't wearing anything like a shirt or pants, but he did have white sneakers on his feet. Where did he get that sneaker from?
The Alien also had a pair of wings on his back and black teeth which he was showing full wide. All in all, he was hideous. He so ugly even a blind man would flinch seeing him. One more, he so ugly that when he was born, his mother said to his father, 'Damn, I should have just given you head.'
But anyway, I should do sothing about this, right?
"An alien!"
"Run!"
My audience panicked. They left their seats.
"My son! Go away! Run!" My mother cried.
"Hahaha. Yes. Yes. Run! I am an Alien!" The Alien also shouted his identity again.
I remained standing on the stage and he was at my left hand side.
My audience were running here and there and my family was telling to run as well.
But to hell with that, I got this chance and I won't let my audience run away.
"Everyone! Please sit down!" I said.
The audience stopped for a second.
The Alien also looked at but I only focused on the audience.
"Everyone, this is an act. He is not an Alien. I called this guy here to help show you cody. It's all safe." I lied.
"Are you sure?" My mother asked.
"Yes. I am telling the truth. Everything is safe. Sit down and enjoy. You will all get a laugh."
"If you say so."
Everyone agreed. They sat back down on their chairs. No one even asked how I called soone like that when I never even left my village for once. It's good all of them are so gullible.
Now the only problem is..
"What the hell are you talking about? I am a real Alien!" The Alien shouted.
He was a real Alien and it was my first ti seeing one. I can kill him easily but I don't want to spoil the mood by death. They won't laugh after seeing death. They are not those bikers from Earth.
And also, I don't want to kill him as I could use him to get so laughs.
But for my safety, I have to do sothing first.
'Turn On the settings of my stats.'
[ Okay. They are turned On. ]
Now I was safe. I can finally start my show. The audience was also eager to witness it.
Here it goes..
"What is your na?" I asked the Alien.
The Alien tilted his head at but still answered :
"I am Rokagragathanologicafreyalter."
"Are you sure it's a na? It sounds like a spell to summon Satan or sothing." I laughed.
I glanced at the audience and instead of smiles, they had a frown.
Do they not know of Satan? I should have known better.
"What's Satan?" The Alien himself doesn't know that.
Not good. I have to ask sothing else.
"Why have you co here?"
The Alien spread his thin arms. "I have co here to kill everyone! Hahaha!"
Stop with the Hahaha. I think when the villains forget their dialogues they start laughing.
"You ca here to kill everyone? How? By distributing your pictures?"
"Pfft.."
I heard so chuckles. It's working. My ears had longed to hear the noise. Keep talking, Alien. Say sothing.
"Are you making fun of ?" The Alien fud, his antennas trembled.
"Took you long enough."
More people chuckled and I was getting so confidence. I can do this. I want to hear them crackle.
"You are too small to do anything to !"
"That's what she said."
The Alien grabbed his antennas. He was losing patience. People were laughing. They were not afraid of him and I was making fun of him. He was bound to be furious.
"I will kill you!"
As I suspected, he was furious and in his rage, he dashed at .
His hands turned to scythes.
The people instantly beca tense. The light mood was no more.
TUNG!
The Alien hit my neck with his scythes but nothing happened. My neck remained in one place. Anyone would have died but not . And this attack gave sothing to use.
"See that, everyone? It's just acting. I felt nothing. There is no harm to here. So you can forget about your worries and laugh out loud."
Ever since this Alien appeared, everyone was tense even after I told them it was acting, they weren't completely free of worry. But now that they saw the Alien attacking and being unhard they would finally believe and have a blast.
"Haha. It's really acting."
"The man playing Alien surely knows how to act."
"Yeah. His anger seems real."
Yes. It's good that just like they also haven't seen any Aliens in their lives.
Though, hearing them say all that made the Alien even more angry.
"I will kill you! How dare you make fun of ?" He kept attacking . His white sneakers were looking good though. I want to ask how he got them. But that's for later. First, I have to give the people a good ti.
"Why do you want to kill ?"
"Because I hate you."
"Hate ? But it wasn't who made you ugly."
"I am not ugly. I was in the top five of the list of most handso aliens in the whole Gangbang continent!"
They have a list like that? Whatever..
"Yeah sure. Top five from the bottom of the list. Or was it only you competing in that competition?"
The people laughed. I was finally doing what I wanted to do all along. This is bliss. Keep talking, Alien.
Though, the Alien started attacking from all his being.
"Why aren't you dying? What are you made of?"
"I am made of sothing you don't have."
"What is that?" The Alien asked and with perfect timing, I replied :
"Good genes."
"Hahahahaha!!"
"Hilarious!"
"Stop it, Racis! I am dying!"
I received waves of laughter. My hearing has longed to hear the thundering chuckles. I will keep doing cody forever.
On the other hand, the Alien finally stopped attacking .
Did he give up?
"This will surely hurt you, Human." He said and raised his leg.
A kick?
His raised leg moved towards in blinding speed and when I saw its path, I instinctively tried to protect myself.
The bastard was trying to hit my balls.
Living on earth as a normal human made forget that now I have Steel Balls skill, so this kick won't hurt . So since I didn't know that I would be fine I tried to protect myself by lightly pushing the Alien backwards.
But right now, my stats were On. So that light push turned out to be...
SWOOSH!
A launch in the sky.
The Alien flew out of the stage and beca a star in the bright sky. I made him disappear.
I jerked my head at the audience and they were all confused.
I have to cook sothing about this action of mine. They shouldn't know that I have powers.
"Don't think anyth-"
[{ Ding! }]
Before I could say sothing to the audience, a notification sound rang.
Not in my system. But in the sky!
I have no idea what was going on.
[{ Racis T of the Titilis Continent, of the Nipplis city, of the Milkers village, killed an Awakened Alien! }]
[{ He is the Hero King of this World. I, Supre Man, orders all the Heroes around the world to obey Racis from now on! }]
"What?!" The audience exclaid. I was also among them. What is this?
[ Racis, I can't have you do cody. Your powers are not for that. That's why I deliberately showed that notification so that everyone knows what you are capable of. ]
This ti my system showed a notification and that heavy voice belonged to Supre Man. So this is his doing.
Everyone of the villagers saw the words on the sky and then they looked at .
"So it was a real Alien."
"And my son killed it?"
"He has powers?"
"God gave my grandson powers!"
"He is a Hero?"
"Not a Hero. The Hero King! I knew it. My son was special!"
Everyone began praising . They all started cheering for .
"Then he has to beco a Hero!"
"Yes. He can't live in this village anymore."
"This place is too small for him!"
And that's why I didn't want them to know I have powers. They would send away. They are obsessed with Heroes, all of them.
"Racis!"
"Racis!"
"Racis!"
"Racis!"
They began chanting my na out of nowhere. Calm down, people. I am not standing in the election.
All my family mbers shed tears and I was left with no words on the stage.
Then as if that wasn't enough...
THUMP!
THUMP!
THUMP!
THUMP!
Six more THUMPS!
Ten thumps happened on the stage and when the dust settled down, everyone saw ten handso n.
Who are they? Models of Victor's secret? And don't co jumping on the stage. It will break!
The ten n were wearing golden armor and everyone including recognized them.
"All the ten Heroes of our continent?!"
"They ca here!"
They were the heroes of Titilis Continent, where I live. The villagers hadn't seen any Aliens but they surely knew about Heroes. How do they know about Heroes but not Aliens? Well, this is no ti to find logic.
Everyone watched the Heroes and I did too. I also don't know why they are here.
All ten of them walked towards and then, in unison, all of them kneeled in front of . And one Hero was on his knees just in front of my penis. Surely, he won't start giving a blow job.
Nonetheless, this Hero raised his head and with determined eyes, said :
"Cum."
...
Welp, everyone, grab your umbrella, this could get ssy.
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