Erect lost his legs.
Both of them.
Malthus cut them off in one swing of his sword.
How will Erect survive now? He won’t be able to Erect himself anymore.
"You bastard!"
Erect shouted and slashed his sword.
He went straight for Malthus’ head but the sword stopped as soon as it ca in contact with Malthus’ neck.
It couldn’t pierce his skin!
Malthus was looking at but after Erect attacked him, he turned his attention to the Hero.
"You have so fire in you, huh, Human?"
"Ye-s. You may be holding like this but beware of my lord. He will take the revenge of my death. He is the strongest. He is scary when he gets angry. He devours enemies. He is the Hero King!."
Who is he talking about?
"The Hero King, Racis T will end you, Malthus!"
Oh. He is talking about .
But why is he hyping up like that? Devour my enemies? I understand I don’t chew my food properly but he is misunderstanding too much. I am not a fan of devouring my enemies. Why was he doing this?
"That’s why," Erect spoke. "Leave and fight the Hero King if you have the guts."
I see.
He is just trying to save his skin by directing Malthus at .
I can’t even complain to him about this. He had already lost his legs. His hands and his life are the only things left for him to protect.
Fine, Erect. I get it. I will help you here.
"He is one humble man, Malthus. He is stronger than . He can still fight. Keep fighting with him if you have the guts. Don’t ever co to ."
Erect jolted his head at .
"I literally lost both of my legs, you porn addic- my lord. How the hell can I still fight?"
"You may have lost your legs, but haven’t lost your will power yet, Erect."
"I lost it the mont he held my neck. At least make him leave , you cowar- my lord."
"Fucking complete what you want to say. Don’t say my lord after mid-abuse. And I am helping you by not fighting this red man myself."
"How the fuck are you helping by that?"
"If I don’t fight him then you will get your chance to shine. You will show the world that you are not just a sidekick. You are more than that!"
"Then why the hell did you beco the Hero king if I had to save the world? Why did you accept the position?"
"I accepted the position? It was you who ca with ten heroes and landed on my stage. You and that Supre Man signed up for this. I was just about to beco a codian for fucks sake."
"You killed an Alien, that’s why I ca. And you took up the job after I said there will be girls, you horny little manslut."
"Fine. Yes. I did that. But you did sothing worse. You lied to that there will be girls. I haven’t seen any girls since I took birth here. The only won I saw were the type you see in a fairness cream ad before the main model starts using the cream!"
"See? That’s why you are a virgin. You talk about shit no one knows. What is an ad? And don’t say you saw no girls. You saw my sister."
"Yeah? And what do you want to do about it? She called brother the mont she opened her mouth. You should have taught her so manners. What kind of girl calls a stranger man her brother? If she had so character she should have invited to her bedroom the mont she saw a chance."
"She is just sixteen, you sick fuck!"
"That’s the fault of your parents. Can’t they have had sex a few more years earlier?"
"What the hell are you saying? Are you even hearing yourself? And if we go by this logic, your parents shouldn’t have had sex at all!"
"They were horny!"
"So were my parents!"
"What the HELL IS WRONG With You TWO!!?"
Malthus broke the record for the loudest shout.
He applied pressure on Erect’s throat and glared at at the sa ti.
"Aren’t you two supposed to be comrades? Best friends?"
"I... What can I say?" I had no answer.
Erect glanced at but then looked away instantly.
"Well, I have nothing to do with that. I only want this planet. And you both will die anyway."
Malthus waved his sword in the air and then...
THUD!
THUD!
Both hands of Erect fell.
My eyes widened and when I saw the agonised face of Erect...
SHRILL!
I snapped.
My legs moved on their own and before I knew it, my swords were on Malthus’ neck.
"How dare you do that to my friend? I will kill you for this."
Both of my swords glowed bright red and I felt pressure seeping out from my pores.
"Erect, forget everything I said to you. I am sorry."
" too, my lord."
I nodded and gave all my attention to Malthus.
He still had Erect on his hold and I was just in front of Malthus. Eye to eye.
"Leave him." I said.
"I will kill him first." Malthus replied.
"Fine."
I gripped my red glowing swords and with full power, I slashed it against Malthus’ right hand. The one he was holding Erect with.
But, my swords...
TUN!
Did nothing to his hands.
They stopped just at the contact, not able to pierce any further. Not able to pierce at all.
"Are you circumcised?" I asked.
"No."
"Thought so. Each blade stops just at your skin. Who would do the pointless endeavour of circumcising you."
"I thought you were angry."
"I am."
"You just tried to joke right now."
"It’s muscle mory."
"Heh. Keep talking like this and you will lose your friend. His throat is still in my hands."
"I know. And since my swords aren’t able to cut you..."
I brought my face closer to Malthus’ right hand.
If my swords couldn’t cut his hand..
"I’ll fucking take a bite."
My teeths will do the work.
PLUCKKK!
I bit the bastard.
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