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So as I was saying, my sixth sense was telling sothing big was going to happen. Sothing serious.
But from 'serious', I rembered sothing...
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition.
On the way back the wife, very worried, asked, "So, honey? How's my mom doing?"
He replied, "She looks great! She is in good health. She will still live for many years. Next week she will be released from the hospital and will co and live with us, forever!"
"Wow, that's amazing!" said the wife, "But this is very strange, dear... Yesterday she seed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she only had a few days to live."
"Well, I don't know how she was yesterday," the husband replied, "But today when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor told that we should prepare for the worst."
...
and Erect were still walking down the road and I believe it's ti we reach the castle.
I an, I know I said that I will take a look around my people as their King but everything was fine.
People were greeting as they walked by. I had all the respect I needed.
The kids were also playing and I looked out for grown n hovering around the kids. There are many people like Erect's uncle.
Fortunately, I found no one like that and carried on my walk towards the castle.
Erect said nothing on the way and I am glad he doesn't rember about his salary.
Anyway, I again don't know what to say so let's reach the castle.
I placed my hand on Erect's shoulder and used [ Premature Ejaculation ] Skill.
WHOOSH!
We were now in front of my castle.
The large circular wall around my castle helped to stay separated from the country and I think that's good. If there was no wall around, then when the common people would get angry at soti, they would attack right away.
Not that I would get hurt from their attack anyway.
"Let's go."
I entered the castle and Erect did the sa.
"I am going to my room. Call if you need sothing." I said.
Erect bowed his head. "I certainly can't trouble you with my needs, my lord."
"I won't help you either. I just told you to call if you need sothing."
"Right."
I patted Erect's shoulder and then teleported to the top floor of the castle.
You should know that there are maids, chefs, and house help staff in the castle.
They keep the castle clean and they all are good people.
If I ever run out of interesting things to tell, I will introduce them soon enough. For now just consider this as foreskin.. er, I an foreshadowing.
Well, I am thinking of firing the Chefs as I make my own food.
But now that many people live in this castle, I don't think I should fire them.
I can't make food for all of them. Well I can, but I am the MC, not the female lead, I can't spend all my ti in the kitchen.
So today, I will make dinner with the chefs and tell them to repeat what I am doing.
But for now, I turned Off my Stats, unequipped my armor and lied on the bed.
I brought out the map from my spatial inventory and unfolded it.
I knew about this World but I still wanted to see the map to know where was which continent.
I looked at it.
Gangbang and Cuckwell continent was at the north of the world.
There are rivers too.
The bigger river is called Night Fall.
And the smallest river is called Winter Peepee.
Who is coming up with these nas? Probably soone degenerate who can only think of things related to porn. Go touch so grass, dude.
Anyway, I don't have to rember all this.
I had a skill for that and I used it.
[ Power And Volu Button At The Sa Ti ]
Ignore the length of the na and what it does is, it takes a screenshot of live things and stores it inside my brain and I rember it forever.
I used it on the map and now I will never forget the map of this world.
I then threw the map out of the window just like you throw your mind out before coming here to listen to my daily life. I appreciate it though.
Anyway, I will take a little nap before dinner.
I closed my eyes and went to sleep.
I have to wake up before dinner so I set an alarm for it.
This world doesn't have an alarm clock of course. But I have one.
It's a skill.
[ FBI! Open Up! ]
This skill will wake up when I want.
I set the ti for five hours and went to sleep.
——
BANG!
RINNGGGG!!
TUNG!
TUNG!
TUNG!
TUNG!
"My lord!"
"My lord!"
"My lord!"
Soone is shouting.
"My lord!"
It's Erect?
And what's that loud noise? Who is banging gongs and drums in the country?
Is it my alarm? No. It doesn't work like that. My alarm hasn't rung yet. It ans five hours aren't up. So what is it?
"My lord!"
I guess. I have to get up.
I opened my eyes.
"What is it?" I asked.
Erect was standing just beside my bed.
I saw his face and as soon as I saw it, I sat upright on the bed. All my sleepiness went away.
"What happened? Why are you so tense?" I asked.
"It's an ergency. We have been under attack!"
"Aliens again? I thought they were done this month."
"No. It's not that. Five continents have been attacked at the sa ti. The continents that are under the Aliens as well!"
What?
"You an to say the continents which the Aliens have taken control of are also attacked?"
"Yes!"
"Why? Who did that?"
"I don't know anything, my lord! The people are in distress. You have to go and see it for yourself."
"Alright. Send the Heroes to our continents that have been attacked. I'll see the main culprit of the attack. Let's go."
I left the bed.
I turned On my stats, equipped my armor and with Erect, flew out of my castle's window.
And as soon as I got out, my eyes went to the sky.
Not because it was beautiful, but because ten spaceships were descending down on this world.
This was so Thanos level shit and I could only ask one person about this.
'What the fuck is going on, Supre Man?'
[ I have no idea! ]
'What do you an you have no idea? You are a God.'
[ I really don't know anything right now. Just do sothing! Don't let my planet get destroyed. I gave you power. Use it! ]
This old man is useless. He pinned his hopes on . I am just a codian for fucks sake. I only act MC like because I have skills. Otherwise I am a wimp!
"Let's follow the biggest ship, Erect. The culprit must be there."
"Yes."
Erect started flying and I stayed behind him. He should face the thing first.
Fuck the chivalry. I don't want to venture into the unknown which even a God knows nothing about.
However, at the back of my mind, I think I knew what was up.
Like I said before about my sixth sense sensing sothing drastic.
I think, right now...
It's coming true.
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