Why is Batman jealous of Superman?
Because Superman got adopted.
...
Anyhow, I always wanted to deliver justice against soone one day.
It seed that day had finally co.
A man was going towards my castle to make do justice to him.
But I was not in the castle, I was near him so I would not make him wait.
I left the bed, equipped my armor Skill again and I won't take a bath.
I am not a fan of being dirty but justice can't wait.
And I don't want to go to the bathroom without my phone which this world doesn't have.
So, instead of bathing and all, I used one of my Skills.
[ So Wet ]
The na is sus, I know. But what it does is, it makes feel fresh.
I won't need to take a bath if I use this.
So I did that and now I am great.
I left the bedroom and was greeted by Erect.
"My lord, there is a commotion outside." He said.
"I know. And I am going there. Co with ."
Erect nodded and I walked towards the exit of the house.
"Where is Sophia?" I asked.
"She is sleeping, my lord. It's still early for her to wake up."
Yeah. I would leave before she wakes up. I don't want to eat breakfast here.
I finally opened the main door and left the house.
Erect followed .
Just after leaving, I saw a group of people in front of the big mansion Erect wanted to buy one day.
"So the quarrel is taking place there. Let's see."
I walked towards the scene and stood among the group of people.
But before saying anything, I turned On my stats.
[ Stats On ]
After that, I said :
"I am the Hero King!"
"Yeah. And I sleep with his mother."
What?
"Turn around, imbecile." I said.
The man who said that wasn't looking at . I was standing behind him.
After I told him to turn around, he did and his eyes went wide.
"My lord!" He exclaid and so did the other n who were quarreling.
"Please forgive , I didn't see you. I didn't know you were here so I thought soone was joking."
The man apologized and I should forgive him.
I would have said the sa thing if soone ca from behind and said, I am Christiano Ronaldo.
"I am Christiano Ronaldo."
The fck?
Soone did spoke those words from behind .
I turned around and it was a tall and burly man.
"Good morning, my lord. I was just introducing myself."
Oh. He is a minor character introduced just for the joke.
"Good morning. Let focus on the matter here. You can leave."
"Okay."
Ronaldo went away and now I would finally order justice.
"Only the people who were quarreling shall stay in front of , everyone else, behind ." I ordered.
Everyone nodded and after a few seconds, only two people were standing in front of .
One was a middle aged healthy man, wearing golden rings and a necklace and the other man was a normal man wearing normal clothes.
Is this so Rich vs Poor matter? Then the poor man must be right here. Rich people are trash according to fiction and all.
"State your nas." I said.
The rich man bowed his head. "I am Humble, my lord."
"I am also humble. Just tell the na."
"That's my na."
"Oh. Alright. What's your na?" I asked the poor man.
The poor man did no bowing of his head and stated :
"I am Proud."
"Alright, Proud. What is happening here?"
"My na is not proud. I was just sharing my traits."
Motherfuc- People here keep throwing curveballs.
"Then what is your na?" I asked.
"Ovary."
I sighed. I have lived here enough to not get surprised by nas.
But this poor man is not acting poor. He was arrogant.
The Rich man is way more respectable to .
"What is the matter here? Why were you fighting? Who is looking for justice?"
"I am looking for justice, my lord." Humble said.
"He is accusing of sothing I didn't do." Ovary said as well.
I raised my hands.
"Speak one by one. First, Humble, you tell ."
Humble nodded and erupted his words :
"This man is sleeping with my wife. He wants the money. He is a corrupt man, my lord."
"Lies." Ovary chid in. "This pig is spewing nonsense. This boar has no proof. This bull can't accuse like that just because he is rich. This fatso can't tornt poor people. Just because this bastard is rich, he can't insult a poor man like ."
Dude, you are insulting him way more.
Anyway, now I know the matter. Humble thinks his wife is cheating on him with this poor man and the poor man is denying.
Though, I have a question.
"Why will he sleep with your wife if he has eyes on your money, Humble? How will he get your money through your wife?" I asked.
Humble scratched the back of his head.
"Actually, my lord. All the money and mansion I have belongs to my wife. She is the real owner. Therefore, this man is planning to woo my wife and make her leave and marry him."
"I see. That makes sense now."
So there are won here who have their own money. If I would have known this I might as well have done sothing wrong myself. I an, it wouldn't hurt to get myself a sugar mommy.
But this woman, Humble's wife must be pretty. Like a female CEO of so sort.
I want to see her.
"Alright. There is only one way to know the truth."
I looked at Humble.
"Call your wife here. I will ask her myself. I can catch lies so don't worry. Your wife won't be able to lie."
"Yes. Right away." Humble agreed.
He turned his head towards his mansion and shouted :
"Aphrodite! Co out, dear."
Wow. Aphrodite. She must be a beauty.
"Coming, darling." A reply ca from the mansion and that voice was... okayish? I guess.
Well, you can't get everything. Her voice must be a compensation for her beauty.
Anyway, after ten minutes.
Yes. Ten minutes. It took ten minutes for Humble's wife to co out of the mansion which was only a few steps of distance.
Anyway, the wait should be worth it.
I would finally see Aphrodite in this world.
"I am here, darling."
Humble's wife finally fully ca out and hugged Humble from behind.
I also saw her and... welp, everyone..
The Optimus Pri has returned.
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