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Johnson just got to know that his whole life was a lie. Like a feminist who just found out that her inco source—onlyfans—was created by a man.

Johnson's father had told him lies. Boner wasn't a myth. It was real. As real as the titties of a flat chested girl.

He wasn't turning to stone when he saw those naked won. He just got excited like any other man or a horse watching porn.

Though, that's another matter that after that two penguins used Johnson to quench their lust.

Right now, the chief guard Johnson had his hands on his forehead as if he suffered a million dollar loss just because of a server breaking down for a few seconds.

"So why did I get a boner for those won? My dad said I can only do things with n. Not won. What is going on?"

"Dude, you are acting like you just got turned on by your mother. Chill. The reason you felt that way with those won at the lake is because you are attracted to them. Your natural mating partner is won. Not n. You were swinging the wrong way all along. Your swing was being pushed by your dad in the wrong direction. Your dad just wanted you to stay away from won because of his bad experience with them. He wanted his son to not feel the pain he felt. That's why he lied to you about these things."

I explained to Johnson the things that should be taught at school, mostly by female teachers and yes, I am a pervert that's why I want a female teacher to teach all these things.

Johnson was just grasping the gems I dropped from my mouth when Jack's voice cut in.

"Pal, I understand you are in the middle of sothing right now, but I need your help."

I turned my gaze around. "What is it? And you can wear your pants again. The demonstration is done."

"That's the problem." Jack gestured at his baton with his eyes. "You made like this. Take responsibility."

"Sorry.. What?"

"You made hard. Now I want you to do sothing to relieve !"

"Fuck you!"

"Yeah. That could work."

"No! I ant— Just shut up. You are a ghost. No one can touch you. Wear your pants again and it will be back to normal in no ti."

"That won't satisfy !"

"Nothing will satisfy you, bastard! Just think about sothing holy. Think of God. Think of pain!"

"Pain. Ahhhh!"

"Shit. Abort. Don't think about pain. I forgot the limits of your perversion. Just think of Supre Man or so shit. Think about that old man responsible for making you a ghost!"

"That bastard!" Jack roared.

I heaved a sigh of relief. I managed to distract him from the horny thoughts—

"I will fuck him so hard if I t him!"

Or not.

He was still stuck on that like my load in my bathroom's wall. His mind would never let go of his desires.

In the end, I reached a conclusion.

"I don't care anymore."

I gave up.

Jack opened his mouth to retort but I didn't let him speak.

"You will go back down anyway. And since you can't touch anything. I'll be fine even if you are like this. Wear your pants or not, I couldn't care less."

I raised my shoulders as if I was a prostitute with no sexually transmitted disease and I couldn't give a shit to Jack.

But in reality, I really hoped Jack would feel bad and wear his pants again. I acted as if I didn't care but it was a plan to make Jack realise that I won't do anything to satisfy his tent and in the end, in defeat, he would wear his pants.

I an, he would be escaping this prison with and I don't want the outside people to see that a naked ghost is roaming around like a horny mosquito ready to stick his beak inside . Girls wouldn't co near because of that.

Therefore, acting according to my plan, I turned my head away from Jack, ignoring him and focused only on Johnson.

"What do you think? Convinced?"

Johnson remained silent. His eyes had countless questions like I have countless kids in my sock and he chose one of them to ask.

"If I am attracted towards won for all this while then what was I doing with the n? And why did I want to get my hands on you? What is it? Who am I?"

"You are ready to walk on the spiritual path now, Johnson. Self discovery is the new chapter in your life from this point on. Congratulations."

I can't believe I am giving life lessons to a man who was fcuking n just because his father told him to.

Johnson heard and he went silent again.

He stared at the empty space in front of him like I stare at the neighbour's bedroom at night and I gave him ti. He would settle down his thoughts eventually and figure that I was right and his father lied only out of his love for his son.

"I think I understand now." He said.

I smiled.

Johnson looked at . "What I felt around those naked won, I never felt around any other prisoners. The reason I was using them was because I wanted to feel good. And no matter how hard I tried, I didn't feel good at all. I thought it's the fault of the prisoners so I kept looking for new ones. But today…"

Johnson returned my smile.

"You finally spread my eyes."

"Er… I think you an opened your eyes but fine. I get it."

Johnson nodded and I was finally at ease. Like I finally found the perfect video after the 300th page.

"So you are convinced now?" I asked.

"Yes. I am."

"So I win, right?"

"Yes. That's why I won't make you stay in my bedroom for all your life."

"Thank god. Alright. Take care then. I'll get going."

I took a step forward, my target was the water bucket in Johnson's hand as it was high ti I focused on my fiery leg.

But Johnson frowned. "Pardon?"

"What?" I asked. Why did he say pardon?

"Where are you going?"

"To your cabin. To leave this floor of course." I said, reaching out to grab the bucket as if it was the only dildo left in the world.

But Johnson pulled the bucket towards himself before I could take it.

Now my eyes were filled with questions and I would have asked them if not for Johnson pulling out a Julius-Caesar move.

"What makes you think you can leave from here, Human?"

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