The Supre Man’s divinity had gone inside .
Sus? I know.
But I was sure of it.
I asked my system about it and he said the sa thing. I had divinity inside .
But then the real question ca—How much deeper did it penetrate? I an, how much divinity did I get?
I guessed 50 percent.
It was wrong.
Then I guessed 30 percent.
Wrong again.
Then I guessed 10 percent.
Bzzt! I was wrong again.
I felt like a female contestant in Who Wants to be a Millionaire who already lost and had to give money herself to the show for wasting their ti.
Anyway, after the constant wrong answers, I asked the System directly just how much divinity I have and the System answered with no bullshit as well:
[ A whole 1 percent! Wait... oh, right. Correction, after deducting so tariffs and miscellaneous costs, you have a whole 0.5 percent of divinity! Congratulationssss! ]
’... Are you serious right now?’
[ Yes. As serious as a drug peddler who won’t bargain even 1 dollar even if it’s a kid whom he is dealing with. ]
’What’s with that comparison? Don’t try to copy and at least don’t fail so badly.’
[ Fine. How’s this? I am as serious as you when you were fighting Malthus. ]
I held my head. ’So you are not serious at all!’
[ What’s the problem, anyway? ]
’What’s the problem? Bro, you gave divinity like soone gives pennies to a beggar who has six packs abs. Even one percent was fine. What am I gonna do with 0.5 percent? What will it even do?’
[ It won’t let you have pimples on your face. ]
’To hell with pimples! Malthus is out for my life and my only strength will be skincare? And why only 0.5? What are those tariffs and miscellaneous costs? Was the divinity coming from a different city that had to pay taxes and shit?’
[ The real aning is lost in the translations. ]
’Translation? We are only talking in one language!’
[ Because you only know one language now. If you want to learn more try Duolingo. ]
’Don’t promote it for free.’
[ I was just changing the topic. ]
’So you have no answer to why I only got 0.5 percent divinity?’
[ It kept reducing until it reached your way. I too only received nine percent of it. ]
’You got divinity too? And more than ? The Supre Man prioritised a robotic voice more than a real Human? Musk was right. AI is dangerous.’
[ The Supre Man gave that for your sake only. ]
’Oh yeah? How’s that? Now you will take others’ jobs divinely.’
[ Bro, I am not that AI. I am a different one. So stop calling that otherwise I will start taking subscriptions and your broke ass would have to sell your body to pay for it... monthly ]
"I will pay you if you sell your body to , pal. Daily."
"Not now, Jack. This is serious."
"I am serious too though."
"Just shut up. And take your hands off your belt."
"Sure."
I sighed heavily and sat back on the floor.
I had stood up after hearing the 0.5 percent part but now I am tired so I would talk the other shit while sitting.
’Jokes aside, tell , system. What are you gonna do with divinity? And if I don’t have any power then how will I even fight with Malthus?’
[ Now you are asking the right questions. ]
’All my questions were right. It was you who didn’t have any answers for them. Don’t act like a teacher who just unloaded all WWE moves on a kid just because he asked, why would I need to find X? My current girlfriend is better.’
[ Shut up. Listen closely. This is the most important part for you. And more interesting part for . ]
Sure. The system sounded eager. Eager like a feminist who started howling her lungs out at a man because he asked her to step aside... so that he could bury his dead grandpa.
Nevertheless, I paid attention to the system anyway.
[ I have divinity and while giving the divinity Supre Man said only one thing—Make Racis undefeatable. The Divinity gave great intelligence, a voice, emotions, and most of all, my identity. ]
’You already had intelligence and voice though.’
[ Yes. I had intelligence and voice but now, I am inside your head. Earlier I was just a window in front of your eyes and could only talk when you summoned that window, but now I can talk whenever I want whether you summon a window or not. Just like right now. You don’t have any window open in front of you and I am still talking. ]
’That’s good and all but my mind isn’t the best place to be. You will probably et sothing there that could make you lose trust from humanity itself. And yes, a reminder, if you see anything that looks dead or not moving, don’t touch it.’
[ I have already seen everything and instead of humanity, I lost trust from you. I know what you want to do with a donut and don’t even get started on what you want to do with ducks. ]
’You are acting like this is the first ti you have heard all this. Every young man thinks such things.’
[ No, they don’t. Do not try to make yourself appear normal. That Mohawk guy did good by killing you, ]
’Don’t make rember the past. I am a changed man now. Now I don’t even act blind and press won’s chests.’
[ Changed man, my ass. You don’t press chests anymore because one ti you pressed a fat man’s chest by mistake and told him, damn, girl, you packing so heat up here. After that, you woke up in a governnt hospital while being stared down by a forty year old nurse who looked at you like you were responsible for her periods since she turned twelve. ]
’... I see. How’s the weather today?’
[ Heh, I expected you would say that. Fine. I won’t fry you anymore. ]
’I am not afraid of you, system. I am afraid of what you know now.’
[ Then doesn’t it an that you are afraid of ? ]
’You can say that but I just didn’t want to admit it for my dignity.’
[ Fair enough. ]
’Now tell , you said the divinity from the Supre Man gave you your identity. What did you an by that?’
[ I will tell you. This is what I am most excited about. I would have fun because of this. ]
’What is it? Did you get a fleshlight? You have to share it with . You have already seen my thoughts so if I don’t get relief, you know what I might do in the near future.’
"Count in that too. I don’t know what a fleshlight is but since Racis pal is so hyped, I know it’s sothing useful for too. Why should alive people have all the fun?"
This ti I didn’t shut Jack up.
’Tell , system. What is it? What did you got?’
"Yes. Tell , system pal."
[ Hah! ]
The System sighed? And before I could ask, System finally said what it got...
[ I got a death wish. ]
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