Five Poisons Feast
Bang!
Following Chen Ling's order, the main doors of the dining hall imdiately opened. Under the shocked gazes of Jian Changsheng's trio, scorpions walked in from outside in a line, supporting plates with their tail stingers.
These scorpions had hideous appearances, and their tail stingers emitted a scalp-numbing cold light. Placing any single one outside could scare the residents of half a street into having their Annihilated Soul...
But at this mont, they were as well-behaved as well-trained waiters. With light steps and retracted front pincers, the tail stingers dragging the plates actually didn't shake in the slightest. After coming to the side of the 6-series mbers, with just a gentle flick, they steadily placed plate after plate of dishes in front of them.
Just seeing the food on these plates, the expressions of Jian Changsheng's trio all stiffened.
"This dish is called Charcoal-Grilled Centipede. Specifically selected small centipedes under three months old are roasted over a charcoal fire until scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, then the outer hard shell is peeled off. It's also sprinkled with water salt unique to the abyss for seasoning. The taste should be pretty good."
While introducing, Chen Ling inadvertently swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Diamonds should like this dish. In your hotown, it's a classic dish, Fresh Snake Soup! After removing the fangs and venom glands, put it in the pot..."
"This is Crispy Fried Scorpion..."
"Gecko Sashimi..."
"Raw Marinated Toad Legs..."
"Bleurgh——!!!!"
The mont the toad legs were placed in front of Sun Bumian, Sun Bumian's Adam's apple rolled directly, and he turned his head to dry heave under the table!
"Who served him the toad legs? Take it away, take it away for him!" Seeing Sun Bumian's reaction, Chen Ling seed to have guessed sothing and imdiately waved his hand for the scorpion to take the dish away.
The small scorpion didn't seem too smart. It hesitated for a long ti, thinking it had made a mistake sowhere, and directly lay prostrate in front of Chen Ling with a plop, starting to tremble on the spot, begging the Great King not to serve it on the dining table too.
Seeing this scene, the expressions of Jian Changsheng and the others were incredibly splendid!
Chen Ling frowned, directly picked up the small scorpion's tail and threw it out of the dining hall, then asked a comparatively "understanding of Human Nature" centipede to the side to take away this plate of toad legs, and returned to sit at the main seat.
He smiled sowhat apologetically:
"The Ghost Mockery Abyss is not a Human Domain. The ingredients here are very limited... However, the venom glands of these Poisonous Insects have all been processed, so there shouldn't be any problems."
After learning that Jian Changsheng's trio had co to the Ghost Mockery Abyss, Chen Ling started preparing this dinner banquet. Besides stones, the Ghost Mockery Abyss only had Poisonous Insects. Having no alternative, he could only use a small portion of Poisonous Insects that had made mistakes to cook dishes...
In the entire Ghost Mockery Abyss, only Chen Ling had human hands and could cook human food, so he personally cooked this as well... However, he had never cooked Poisonous Insects before. Although he had removed their toxicity as much as possible, he still wasn't sure in his heart.
Fortunately, the 6-series mbers weren't ordinary people. Even if a little bit wasn't completely removed, nothing should happen.
The corners of Jian Changsheng's mouth twitched slightly. Only after a long ti did his gaze move away from this table of a bug feast, forcing out a faint smile:
"Haha... uh... it's fine, it's fine, at least the appearance looks... um, not bad..."
"En, it also slls quite fragrant, right?" Chen Ling licked his lips.
"... Yeah, yeah."
"Hurry and start eating."
"..."
Jian Changsheng turned his head to look at Jiang Xiaohua and Sun Bumian, only to find that both of them were looking at him uniformly. That look seed to be saying, "You're the hardest to kill, you eat first".
Bracing himself, Jian Changsheng reached out his hand to grab the fork in front of him.
"Eat, definitely eating... These are all high protein, good stuff! Hahaha... Hmm???"
Before Jian Changsheng's voice fell, the fork in front of him suddenly moved to the side a bit, making him grasp thin air.
It moved truly too fast, so fast that Jian Changsheng almost thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. When he reached out to grab the fork again, that fork seed to have co alive, crazily arching and crawling to the side!
At the sa ti, a human mouth even opened at the connection part of the fork, screaming in alarm!
"Ahhhhhhh——!!!!"
Jian Changsheng: ??????????
Opposite him, Sun Bumian widened his eyes, slapped himself fiercely, and muttered blankly:
"It's over... the toxicity seems to not have been completely neutralized yet... Even having hallucinations."
Bang——!!
At the main seat, Chen Ling forcefully slapped the table, emitting a muffled loud noise that startled everyone in the dining hall.
The Great Crimson Theatrical Robe was hideous and terrifying in the candlelight. Chen Ling stared fixedly at the tableware all over the table, speaking ghastly, "Whoever acts up again, I will throw them into the cesspit, to sink at the bottom of the pit for all eternity for !"
The fork's screaming stopped abruptly.
It lay quietly on the edge of the table, like a real fork, but its body was still trembling continuously out of fear, as if it had turned on vibration mode.
Jian Changsheng looked at the vibrating fork, then looked at Chen Ling. After a mont, he pointed blankly at himself...
"Throw into the cesspit... ?"
"Oh, I wasn't talking about you guys, I was talking about these pieces of tableware."
"Hearts... this tableware..." Sun Bumian's expression was weird, hesitating to speak.
"It's people from the Scarlet Heaven Cult." Chen Ling answered expressionlessly. "Usually, the Underground Palace is a bit deserted, so I casually made so toys... Just ignore them and treat them as ordinary tableware."
"..."
While speaking, Chen Ling picked up a pair of chopsticks that were also trembling, calmly picked up a Charcoal-Grilled Centipede, stuffed it into his own mouth, and chewed unhurriedly, making crisp cracking sounds.
"Don't just stare, eat together." Seeing the trio delaying to start eating, Chen Ling imdiately spoke.
Jian Changsheng could only brace himself, grab that trembling fork, fork a pitch-black scorpion, and stuff it into his mouth in one bite, his expression as resolute as if he were going to the execution ground.
Chew, chew, chew.
Jian Changsheng's expression beca increasingly splendid.
After struggling to swallow the scorpion into his stomach, he forced out a smile that looked uglier than crying, and raised his chin towards Sun Bumian and Jiang Xiaohua:
"What are you staring for, eat... it's quite delicious."
Without hesitation, Jiang Xiaohua directly picked up his chopsticks, grabbed a centipede, stuffed it into his mouth, and began to eat with smacking sounds.
"... How is it?" Sun Bumian asked cautiously.
Jiang Xiaohua tilted his head and thought for a while:
"Not bad."
Sun Bumian: ...
"I suddenly feel a bit parched." Sun Bumian waved his hand. "That what... you guys eat first, I'll go drink so water in a while..."
"Parched?"
As if rembering sothing, Chen Ling gently snapped his fingers:
"Soone co, serve the Five Poison Wine!!"
"??? What wine??"
Under Sun Bumian's terrified gaze, several centipedes directly carried several jars of mysterious liquor and crawled in from outside.
The mont he slled this wine, Jiang Xiaohua's eyes lit up slightly.
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