"Why is it okay for you guys to eat during the eting, but we can’t let our people fart during the eting?"
"Farting is just a natural human function that you can’t hold back. Plus, this mber has a special ability; it’s a bit unique. The price is that he farts a lot, and we ask for your understanding!"
The people on Huang Xiaoxiao’s side spoke while holding their noses.
Tan Ke was displeased and said, "This guy’s nickna is ’Weasel.’ It seems he ate sothing before and fused a piece of Dark Energy into his body. The result is that his digestion is lightning-fast, and he farts thousands of tis a day. But he’s actually still an A-level power user, and exactly what his ability is remains confidential."
After hearing this, the people on Jing Shu’s side looked speechlessly at the young man nicknad ’Weasel.’ Are there really such bizarre abilities in this world?
Jing Shu asked as she had the Hulk from outside co in, "Since he farts so much every day, why hasn’t he been farting until now?"
Tan Ke covered his mouth and said, "They specially made a thing called an ’airbag’ for him to collect his farts, but he deliberately took it apart to disgust us."
Oh, so that’s it.
This tactic is harsh indeed—damaging oneself eight hundred to injure the enemy a thousand.
In just a few short minutes, the conference room was filled with the green Smoke Bomb-like stench of farts. Normally, due to Wu City’s cold weather, the ozone sll is much lighter, but the power of this young man’s farts is just too overwhelming.
Even Huang Xiaoxiao and her crew were wearing layer upon layer of masks, forced to grin and bear it.
Jing Shu’s Hulk arrived, and she took out a series of newly designed masks. These masks not only filter out toxins but also have a purifying fragrance. She then had Xiao Wang distribute them to everyone in the team.
Secretary Wang, who was a sharp one, deliberately said loudly, "This is the latest purifier plus version, developed by our President Jing. Give it a try; if it doesn’t purify the stench in the air, you won’t have to pay for it."
When it ca to the young man nicknad ’Weasel,’ Secretary Wang gave him one as well, smiling, "Have you been smoked by your own stinky farts for a long ti? Has it been troubling you for a while? You’re also a potential custor of ours; here, we’ll gift you a temporary one."
’Weasel’ hesitated for a mont. There are tis when he needs to release biochemical farts, and no matter what gas mask he wears, there’s a stink. If it’s really purifying, should he give it a try?
As he hesitated, ’Weasel’ had already taken it into his hands.
Huang Xiaoxiao sneered beside him, "How is that possible? ’Weasel’s farts are like this year’s natural disasters—they possess Dark Energy; they can’t be purified—"
Before she could finish, ’Weasel’ sullenly said, "Wearing this mask, there’s indeed no sll, and there’s a faint fragrance."
When he said this, everyone turned to look at him, "Really?"
’Weasel’ nodded, "Yes, once I put it on, I can’t sll anything. If I could wear this while on a mission—" then he would be able to release freely, because every ti he’s almost been suffocated to death by his own farts, who would understand?
Yang Yang coughed and said, "Ahem, so let’s continue the eting! Both sides should report what equipnt they’ve brought."
The eting had to continue, but the people from the first team were getting uneasy.
Previously, they had the second team with them, slling the farts together. Now what’s the deal? The other side has so super advanced purifiers, and it’s just them left to sll the farts?
For a mont, the people from the first team felt like it was a classic case of shooting themselves in the foot. Dr. Huang snorted coldly, "Why are you still dawdling?"
Only then did ’Weasel’ put on the gas collection bag, but the whole conference room was still filled with the stink of farts, lingering for a long ti.
"Ugh—"
Huang Xiaoxiao was almost nauseated from the stench, glaring hatefully at Jing Shu. How does this person have everything like a treasure bag?
The eting continued, and the logistics captain of the first team began to report on the various supplies they had brought this ti:
"We have over twenty newly modified special armored vehicles, equipped with special ability users who can drive these vehicles through any complex terrain. Therefore, it’s normal for us to bring a bit more supplies this ti."
The logistics captain was rather proud here. After all, in the secret realm, it’s all about these kinds of equipnt and devices. He continued, "The armored vehicles can protect the researchers from harm. At the sa ti, we have a logistics team that can ensure our team has all the supplies for five months, as well as an excellent dical team—"
The logistics captain did not hide the supplies and equipnt they brought, except for the abilities of the power user team. Everything else, even the weapons, was disclosed.
He even proudly introduced the research equipnt they brought this ti: "The total value of the latest equipnt we brought is 3 billion Virtual Coins. Not only can it detect any Dark Energy points within 3 kiloters, but it can also collect and even analyze—"
Jing Shu summarized after listening: Lots of supplies, lots of weapons, lots of equipnt, heavy baggage, not easy to maneuver, but ard like a turtle shell.
With all these well-equipped items, they can almost deal with all the current difficulties and any problems they encounter, working together with their team of ability users, they can essentially solve them all.
Truly worthy of being the top-tier research team in the nation.
Dr. Huang nodded, quite satisfied, and then said, "Our first team, the most important thing is to play it safe. We focus on stability and caution, while the adventurous tasks are left to you young people. If there’s any life-threatening danger—
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