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After the commotion caused by Lin Beifan, the Dorro envoys willingly paid for their beloved items. They didnt want to trouble Lin Beifan and risk having a portion of their money taken away.
The little princess was confused, as she had never seen a diplomat so willingly help pay for a guests expenses.
She pulled Lin Beifan to a corner and asked, Lin Beifan, how could you let the guests pay for themselves?
Why not? Lin Beifan replied. If I pay for this and that, how much money do I have left for them to spend? So, I have to break their illusion imdiately!
But if they get angry and report to the Empress, what will you do?
Dont worry, I wont give them that chance, Lin Beifan said confidently.
He was sure that he would never pay for anything himself, as the money he saved would go towards his embezzlent. So, he had to save as much money as possible.
After touring around, it was lunchti. Lin Beifan took everyone back to Liangji Breakfast Shop and said generously, Dear guests, I have already paid for this place. Order whatever you want and dont be polite with !
Why is it Liang Ji Breakfast Shop again, Mr. Lin? soone couldnt help asking.
Lin Beifan smiled and replied, Prince Hamu said the food here was good, so I brought everyone here to try it!
Prince Hamus mouth twitched. I just made a polite comnt and you took it seriously!
So, they all had another al of stead buns, fried dough sticks, and soy milk.
At dinner ti, one envoy asked, Sir Lin, is it Liang Ji Breakfast Shop again for dinner?
He had already eaten more than a dozen stead bun and a bucket of soy milk, and he was already sick of it.
Dont worry, its definitely not! Lin Beifan smiled. Its closed now, and were going to a brothel!
Great! Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Prince Hamu, dear guests, tonights activities are rich and varied! We not only have good wine and delicious food, but also singing and dancing performances. In addition, I have invited so beauties to accompany us
Everyones eyes lit up.
Wow! Good wine, good food, singing and dancing, and beauties to accompany us?
Sir Lin, you know exactly what I want! Hehe
I knew it, Sir Lin, you will never disappoint !
I feel so much better already!
Even Prince Hamu couldnt help but smile at Lin Beifans extravagance. Sir Lin, this is too much!
Lin Beifan apologized, Its mainly because I didnt entertain you well enough earlier, and I feel guilty about it. So, I arranged sothing better for you this ti, and I hope you can forgive for my mistake.
Theres no need to apologize. We understand, the envoys said.
Lets go! Lin Beifan led everyone to a rundown restaurant.
They had big bowl rice and diluted rice wine, but compared to the two als they had during the day, it was much tastier.
Before we eat, lets enjoy a singing and dancing performance! Lin Beifan clapped his hands, and an old man in a white robe led two strange creatures to perform.
The old man then picked up a small horn and blew it hard. The penetrating sound echoed throughout the restaurant.
Everyone felt goosebumps and dropped everything on their plate.
Under the music, the two strange creatures started to dance.
The scene was filled with a eerie atmosphere.
Prince Hamu looked disgusted and said, What kind of instrunt is this? It sounds terrible!
This is our countrys traditional instrunt Suona! Lin Beifan smiled and continued, As the saying goes, among all kinds of instrunts, Suona is the king! At first listen, you will not understand the aning behind the music, but after listening again, you beco like a person in a coffin. Thats why I invited the best Suona master to perform for everyone.
And what about this dance? Prince Hamu asked again.
This dance is called the Summoning of Souls, which is the most widely circulated traditional dance in our country. Everyone, whether alive or dead, has seen it at least once! Its main purpose is to invigorate and awaken the soul. When paired with Suona, its a perfect match! After watching, dont you feel more energized? Lin Beifan laughed.
Prince Hamu was shocked and exclaid, Not only am I energized, Im also starting to feel nervous!
Well! Everyone nodded in surprise.
The little princess sitting next to Lin Beifan silently asked, How did you get the funeral troupe to perform?
Because its cheap. It only costs a few taels of silver to perform, so who else should I invite? Lin Beifan replied nonchalantly.
But they havent died yet. Is it really a good idea to do this? the little princess asked.
Whats wrong with giving them a preview of the afterlife? Lin Beifan countered.
The little princess snorted angrily and turned away to eat her food. After the crazy funeral performance lasted for half an incense stick ti, Lin Beifan said, Alright, everyone can start eating now!
UmLin Sir, what about the beautiful ladies? one envoy couldnt help but ask.
Oh! I almost forgot! Lin Beifan clapped his hands. More than a dozen obese, large won with flashy attire entered from outside.
Gentlen, you finally arrived. You made wait for so long!
Co on, lets have fun together!
Dont be reluctant to tonight, okay?
All present couldnt help but spit out blood from their mouths.
Prince Hamu was stunned and asked, Sir Lin, are these the beautiful ladies you ntioned?
Lin Beifan nodded with a smile, Of course!
But they are too fat! Prince Hamu exclaid.
In Great Wu, we believe that being fat is beautiful! Lin Beifan smiled. Everyone exclaid, What the hell!
Not only are they fat, but they are also old
Lin Beifan still smiled, In Great Wu, we respect our elders. The older, the more popular they are!
Everyone exclaid again, What the hell!
Sir Lin, why dont you call one for yourself?
Lin Beifan answered sternly, I, as an official, shall remain pure and avoid all things related to won! Everyone exclaid, What the hellllll!
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