~~** Interlude | Secret Lessons **~~
While things have been busy in Goblinho since Ark announced the opening of the Goblin’s Guild, for the purpose of making Goblinho grow to accommodate all the future sisters and strong-ones that would eventually co into the world, a few of Ark’s older goblin daughters had gathered for a semi-secret eting to talk about what was most important to them. Ark, their beloved Husband, and of course, his seed-stick which all had experienced in so form or another recently.
The current gathering of goblins consisted of Diana Artemis, Orchid, Lilac, Button, Glace, and lon. There was another goblin present, because such an important topic should also have a goblin extrely knowledgeable in what Husband likes and dislikes.
Just by chance, one such goblin was free to chaperone this little impromptu eting.
“In the human tongue, it’s called a blowjob as word, but in gob it sounds like blow-job. That your job is to blow on it. I don’t know who first called it that, or why it’s the exact opposite of what you are supposed to do, because what you want to do is wrap your tongue around it, but not too tight, and then get it all slimy and tug on it while it is inside your mouth like you are sucking on a sweet fruit.”
“So, it’s like a kiss?” lon asked. “When Hubby was a goblin, he had lon lick it before sticking it in her mouth.”
“It is kind of like a kiss. However, the only one doing the actual kissing with their tongues will be you girls. If you go through with it until the end, Husband will begin to shake his legs at the knees and then fill your mouth with a huge blast of his big-seed.”
““Gwooooh!””
“Also, depending on what he eats earlier in the day, the taste of his big-seed can change. If he eats a lot of sweet fruits, it even tastes sweet. Too much at, and it’s a heavy salty sour flavor.”
“What else is there?” Orchid asked.
“Let’s see. I knew a human girl in my village who had milkies as big as one of those Orcs who just moved in. She would put a man’s seed stick between them, press them together, and then move them up and down with her hands. Oh, let tell you… so of the n couldn’t get enough of her.”
“Would that be called a milkiejob then?” Inquired Lilac.
“The humans have a couple of different nas for it depending on the region they co from. So n call milkies as either tits or boobs, so it would be one of those words with job at the end of it. In my village it was called a…”
“Boobjob!” Orchid said aloud, giggling after.
“Titjob!” Lilac said aloud afterward, giggling also.
Stella didn’t feel the need to correct either of the twins while they giggled about it, for she had done the sa when she was a human and learned those words.
“Pear also says sotis Husband puts his seed-stick in her shithole!” lon added, being witness to many of the strange things Ark and Pear get up to when they don’t think she is awake or around, even though lon still lives with Pear and her Kitchen is the next cave-hole over.
Stella was aware of that particular kind of sex but wasn’t exactly eager to try it out herself with Ark for obvious reasons. Ark wasn’t on the smaller side in that departnt, and Stella, thus far, had designated her own butt to be off-limits. A smart woman always keeps a trump card available. Stella learned that playing cards at her village’s local tavern.
“You can call that a buttjob. I don’t recomnd trying that unless you get his seed-stick really really wet and slippery before he tries to put it in. Also, it’s only good when you’re trying to waste seed, since you will only be able to make a strong-one if it goes in the right hole. Your fuckhole being the right hole.”
All of Ark’s daughters were getting a premier sexual education from Stella. Glace found it humorous how absolutely vanilla that education was, but the real concern for her was Button. She was the middle sister goblin among those gathered, and unlike Glace who was passed over by goblin Ark for being a runt, Button couldn’t understand why she had been passed over from receiving goblin Ark’s seed-stick when the others here had not.
“Stella. How does Button get Tricky Husband Ark to see her as an adult goblin?”
But not all sexual education is fun and gas. Sex is often finely interwoven in personal relationships, at tis as a necessity, and at tis as a taboo.
“Before Ark turned into a goblin, I would just tell you to give up trying. Starting with Diana Artemis, her forcing Ark to give her his seed-stick probably destroyed him a thousand tis over.”
“Gwah? What, ? Why? Husband loves Diana Artemis!” Diana protested.
Stella had no intention of introducing a topic that never existed within the Bloodmaw in their entire history. So she skipped it and went right to a more important explanation on human family structures.
“Well, when it cos to human females, the first male a human female falls in love with is usually her father. Her male maker. She learns how to be a female adult human by watching and learning from her mother, her female maker. By the ti she becos an adult human, she learns that her father is only willing to make strong-ones with her mother (most of the ti) and so she seeks out another male who is usually like her father in so way and makes strong-ones with only him. There is a whole process to it, and it’s called marriage. I’ll tell you this right now. Marriage is stupid. The Bloodmaw have the right idea on how to handle a Husband. Husbands are stupid. You should just take what you want, let him cry a little afterwards, and then make him give you everything that you want.”
“Really?” Button asked.
Diana was nodding wholeheartedly at Stella's opinion.
“Oh yes. Just look at my cave-hole, Jewel’s cave-hole, and Vera’s cave-hole. Are they not so of the best cave-holes in Goblinho?
“The cave-hole Diana Artemis shares with Orchid and Lilac is also one of the best cave-holes.” Diana argued.
“It is. But who was it originally made for?”
Diana Artemis frowned.
“You.” Button answered. For Button was there once when she had just co into the world and got lost walking Goblinho by herself at the ti when Husband was in that cave-hole, preparing it for Stella shortly after her transformation and acceptance into the tribe.
“Then Button should just do what Diana Artemis did and make Husband give her his seed-stick? When Husband was a goblin and Button asked why he didn’t make strong-ones with her, all he said was… Soon.”
“Hmm, then maybe you should just be patient? Perhaps Ark has sothing special planned just for you.”
“Sothing special for Button?”
Button opened her eyes wide.
“So that’s it! Now Button understands!”
Button had given up on learning the rest of the lesson, leaving the group imdiately and running as fast as she could towards her special training spot out in the forest. It took Glace a long while to catch up with her, more curious than she expected to be at learning what nonsensical reason her eternally innocent other half had clearly misunderstood to be the reason.
Button was doing a handstand, but more specifically the upside-down spinning kick she learned from Ark around the ti he first started training her in martial arts. While she hadn’t perfected this particular move yet, there was sothing she had been working on duplicating that she saw during his fight with the orcs. The ultimate move Husband could only show her while he was a goblin. One of the hidden secrets of the swirly-whirly.
Glace watched on with amazent as multiple shadows began to displace the sa space in which Button was spinning her body.
“SPINNING GOB KICK!!”
Button let go of the ground and the montum of her spinning moved her in a straight line, those sa displaced shadows now trailing imdiately behind her like sothing Glace might have seen once, long, long, ago... in a video ga.
Button ended up crashing down onto the ground head first when her montum ran out, but she was laughing the entire ti she laid there, collapsed on her back, staring up at the sky peeking through the treetops.
“Gwaaa hah hah. Tricky Husband… He’s so tricky with everything he does, but Button knows why now!”
“Husband wants to wait for to learn it all. I just understood a piece of it now, but there is still more I need to learn. When I finally understand all the secrets of the swirly-whirly… that is when Tricky Husband Ark will have bring the strongest mushroom-goblin into the world!”
Glace was sure, in that very mont, that Button was fucking retarded. Her brain was nothing more than an oversized mushy fungus piloting a way too sturdy flesh-covered bone-ch. But she also knew that Button was more amazing than nearly everyone she had ever t in all the worlds she had ever hopped into. That was what made Button so endearing to her, as both a sister goblin and as a life partner.
“No. But that’s okay. The stronger Button gets, the more Husband will show her. When she reaches the final level of understanding. Button will have the glow.”
“Yes. Husband showed it to us when we fought those orcs and made the sun appear… his Ougi. The Shun Goku Satsu!”
“Husband told Button when she began learning the swirly-whirly, that only when the mind, body, and soul beco one through intense training will button reach the final level. And it is only there that Button will find the ultimate inner power to beco the swirly-whirly and her body will begin to glow all over as proof. After that, Button will beco the Last Bloodmaw!”
“The Last Bloodmaw! The legendary invincible goblin who possesses the power of the glow! With a single punch I can make a Dragon explode!”
Glace… really wanted to know what the fuck kind of bullshit Ark was feeding her precious Button. But at the sa ti, she had seen countless numbers of martial practitioners throughout her many, many, lifetis, and not a single one of them had done anything as impressive as what she just saw Button do a mont ago. Just imagining a rather small goblin like Button casually approaching so ancient dragon then punching it once and having it go from a wellington into a soup was beyond hilarious to her.
Glace’s mouth widened and tiny, razor-sharp teeth peeked out from behind her lips.
Button giggled wildly.
“Button has more. So much more than that.”
Glace felt a shiver shoot up her spine.
“Want to see?”
Button rocked her body and jumped to her feet in a single motion. She then pointed at a nearby tree not too far away.
“It will take a lot out of to do it right now. I can only show Glace one ti.”
“Watch it closely, my Tree.”
Button stood in front of the tree and raised one bent leg halfway up her body.
“Here goes… Button’s Thousand Shadow Spore Kick!!!”
Button’s legs moved faster than Glace’s eye could see even with magical enhancent. Each kick Button landed on the tree tore chunks of the bark off—both front and back, and so did each of the shadows’ kicks. The force of her repeated kicks bent the tree away from her bit by bit until there was nothing left of the trunk to support the weight of the tree above where she was kicking it and no longer had the support needed to stand under the sun. A loud snapping and crackling from the tree fought to be heard over the strange whistling sound each of her countless kicks made, until the tree fell backwards and crashed onto the forest floor.
Button put her foot down at the end, then backpedaled two steps before falling on her butt.
She was panting and breathing heavily, every pore in her body dripping with sweat. The feeling of imnse satisfaction at comprehending a new part of the swirly-whirly filled her tired body with elation.
Glace walked over to her and took off the Racoon Mantle she wore as part of her status as the tribe’s Shaman and slowly wiped the sweat off of Button tired body with it. Then the two of them laid down and watched a bit of the blue sky that had opened up in the forest thanks to Button’s tree demolition, seeing pieces of a few white clouds hanging lazily in the sky.
Glace looked to her side and saw sothing nice. She used her magic to levitate a couple of mushrooms over to them. One for herself, and one for Button.
Without waiting for an answer from Button, Glace used her magic to levitate one of the mushrooms right up against Button’s lips, which eagerly opened to take hold of it. Then she floated another right to her own mouth and began to slowly chew on the tasty cap.
“Pizza? Button rembers that word. That’s what Husband nad Button after.”
“Yes. Tricky Husband Ark said his favorite food is called pizza, and the best thing that goes on it is a mushroom called Button. That makes Button Husband’s most favorite tasty goblin.”
“Button knows.”
Absently chewing mushrooms while lazily laying out in the sun, two cute but ridiculously powerful goblins almost beyond the comprehension of the so-called civilized races in this vast world wasted yet another day peacefully, just happy to be in each other’s company…
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