~~** Interlude | Button **~~
Why is it so boring? Why isn’t there anything fun to do? Why doesn’t anyone co to take away?
All Truffle does all day is sleep or be lazy looking at mushrooms, and all Ivory does all day is make things with her bones or drink blue water and be lazy. Ever since I tried going to the shit-pit by myself, I haven’t been allowed to leave on my own, even to visit my tricky Husband Ark’s cave-hole to go make swirls in the water.
Hm? What’s that? I think I hear Ivory talking over in her room. Did soone co to visit? I wonder who it is?
I got up and grabbed the mushroom I left on Truffle’s body next to my bone charm when I stopped to drink milkies before taking a nap. She’s seriously been sleeping all this ti? What a lazy goblin!
Walking over to Ivory’s side of the cave, I was surprised to See a really tiny goblin just standing there.
Who was she? Was she a new sister I didn’t know about? Was she a tricky goblin or a good goblin?
I suppose there’s only one way to find out. Truffle taught that I can trust people who like mushrooms. So, I walked over to her and offered her the mushroom I had just been enjoying.
I nodded.
I nodded again.
She looked at it for a second before putting it in her mouth. Then I went back into my cave-hole and grabbed another mushroom to eat. When I ca back into Ivory’s room, I sat down and looked at her closely again.
“ Button. Your big sister.”
I tilted my head. Glace Grace Grace? That’s a long na for a goblin. I think I’ll just call her Glace.
“Do you like mushrooms?”
The little goblin ca over to and sat down in my lap. She wasn’t heavy at all. She was also super small. Up until now I have been the smallest goblin among sisters.
“You’re a small goblin.”
“No. Button is only allowed to be lazy, sleepy, eat tasty food, and take a shit right now. But I also want to know about other things. Many many things! Does Glace want to know things too?”
“Button stays in this cave-hole. If you want more mushrooms, co here.”
Who is papa? I looked to the side where Ivory keeps her bones stored and to my surprise saw tricky Husband Ark picking out bones and looking at them just like Ivory does before she makes sothing. Why was he here!?
“Ah! It’s Stupid Husband Ark! Why are you here!? Have you co to trick Button again!?” I yelled at him.
Glace asked while pointing at him as well.
“Be careful Glace! Even if Husband Ark likes mushrooms, he’s stupid! He’s tricky! Husband will do things to get you spanked!”
The little goblin sitting in my lap made glowing lights go swirly-whirly around her tiny hand and tricky Husband Ark got wet as my little sister made her finger go pee right on his face!
Kikiki~! That looks fun! How did she do that? Can I do that? I want to do that too!
“How did you make your finger go pee on Husband?”
She put her tiny hand together against mine and I felt sothing strange go moving through my body. The lights went swirly-whirly around both of our hands and then right from between our fingers more pee shot out and got Husband Ark again!
Kikiki~! Take that! Tricky Husband Ark!!
“Do I need to do it just like that?”
I felt my feet get warm and wet all of a sudden. Hey! Why did you go pee on too?
“Ah! You went pee! You are not supposed to do that in a cave-hole or you will get spanked! You’re still a little goblin, Since Button is your big sister, I’ll take you to the shit-pit and show you where you need to pee!”
I lifted her up off of my lap and stood up as well, grabbing her hand and taking her through my cave-hole and to the shit-pit nearby. There was no point in telling Ivory, because she just cos along every ti I have to go anyway. Since she is a little goblin, she probably needs to know all the stuff I was taught, too.
“The shit-pit is just over here. You might be too little to walk though goblin-ho on your own right now, so you’ll have to get soone to take you when you need to go. Button got lost when she tried going alone the first ti. Goblin-ho is very big, so it’s easy to get lost if you don’t learn where everything is first. Button is still learning, but Truffle is always asleep, and Ivory is always busy, so I don’t get a lot of chances.”
“The goblin who made Button. The other goblin you saw earlier is Ivory.”
“Yes. Be careful not to fall in. You might end up getting spanked like I did.”
“No. But Ivory thought Button did, and that’s why I got spanked.”
I led my little sister inside and showed her the big crack that all pee and shit goes down. I also showed her the secret way of peeing that’s easier. Just stand up and go pee. It’s way easier than squatting down to go pee. She wasn’t going pee like , even though I was showing her how.
“Why aren’t you going pee?”
“Oh. I didn’t think about that.”
“...do you think Button is a dumb mushroom-goblin?”
“Do you an that?”
“Glace won’t trick Button later?”
I gave my little sister a hug.
“We are big-friends now! We teach each other things we know, and we take care of each other!”
“That’s easy! Button already knows all the goblins who live in goblin-ho!”
“Uh… I don’t know? Many many? Button isn’t good with counting more than her fingers yet.”
“Right. Button will start at the beginning. Prima is the Guardian of the tribe and lives at the front of goblin-ho. Then there’s Jewel who finds shiny stones, Lily who is a runt just like you, and Doll who lives just past her cave-hole. Then there’s Husband Ark and Vera’s big big cave-hole. Berry’s cave hole cos next, followed by here, the shit-pit. Ivory and the cave-hole Button shares with Truffle is where we just ca from. Then it’s Pepper’s cave-hole, she catches fish and her room slls weird. Crow cos after that, followed by Toy, and then the empty cave hole that belonged to a Beast-talker, but she got killed when the Black-claws attacked her. After that, the last cave-hole belongs to Old One.”
“Diana Artemis lives with Berry. Orchid and Lilac live with Lily. Oh! Button forgot all about her!”
“Special human-goblin. Heard her na was Stella, but she doesn’t want to be called that now.”
“I heard about it from Truffle and Ivory. Husband Ark’s Human changed into a goblin a few days after I ca out of Truffle. Now she lives at the front of the cave across from Prima.”
“Nobody knows! Not even the Old One, and she knows the most things. Vera was there when it happened, so she might know sothing, but she doesn’t talk much.”
Since we were done going pee and the shit-pit doesn’t sll good, I held her hand again and led her back out, where Ivory was waiting for us.
“What cave-hole do you live in?”
Hmm. The only goblin that lives in a big cave-hole with tricky Husband Ark is… Vera? And the only reason it’s allowed is because only Husband understands Vera, and she can also use stone magic like Husband.
“Is Vera the goblin that made you?”
She nodded.
“So that’s why you can do that!”
“Talk without making any sound. You can use human stone magic to talk!”
My little sister stopped moving when I said that.
“Uh-huh.”
“The day after I woke up for the first ti. Ivory and Truffle said lots of things to and I learned to speak gob.”
“Is that a bad thing?”
“Button can do that!”
“Okay. Leave it to !”
I tugged on her hand so we could go back to my cave-hole but she wasn’t moving.
“What’s wrong?”
“Want to carry you?”
“Uh-huh. Button is strong.”
I squatted down and told her to put her arms around . When I stood up with her safe on my back, I really thought that so of the mushrooms Truffle grows felt heavier than my little sister. This is bad. She’s really going to need soone to look after her. Diana, Orchid, and Lilac are busy hunting lately, so that ans the only goblin she can count on is .
When we got back into my cave-hole, I went straight to see tricky Husband Ark, and to tell him that I wanted Glace to stay with in my cave-hole for a long ti. Husband Ark said that since we beca friends she could, but only if we didn’t leave my cave-hole or make Ivory angry.
Glace made one of those swirly-whirly lights from her hands and sent it flying over to circle around Husband Ark’s head.
“Oh, thing light way back? Big thank!”
He knelt down and gave the both of us a big hug. He might be tricky, but his hugs aren’t bad.
“Glace, Button good girl, not be an sister, okay?”
I watched as she stuck out her tongue at him, and it made want to do the sa. Husband talked with Ivory and left her cave-hole with a few bones in his arms. With just us two, I pulled her over into my cave-hole, to get away from Ivory.
“Button wants to learn about human stone magic.”
“Button letting Glace know that so far nothing is more boring than watching mushrooms grow.”
And so, I told my little sister all about how I was strong. And how I also wanted to be more than a mushroom-goblin. She spent a long ti sitting in my lap and I beca familiar with the feeling she called mana.
While she sat in my lap as we sat on the floor near the mushrooms, Truffle had woken up and ca out of her cave hole and noticed Glace.
“New strong one?”
“Vera made. Her na is Glace. She’s my little sister and new friend.”
I saw Truffle grin at .
“Found your tree already?”
“Tree?”
“It's the Way of the Mushroom-goblin, Button. Find a good tree and stick to them. Grow up strong and tasty. It’s what I did with Ivory.”
“Button is not a mushroom-goblin!”
“Look at her. She’s lazy.” I replied to Glace about Truffle.
And so, made less angry by what Glace said, I began to listen and know more about what both Truffle and Glace already knew about mushrooms. How a mushroom chooses a tree, how it makes trades with the tree to make both of them stronger and lets them both be lazy together. And how a mushroom attached to a good tree is pretty much impossible to be separated from it once it lays roots.
Like Truffle, who made into a mushroom-goblin just like her.
And like Glace, who after eting for the first ti, made understand that she is my tree.
Soone I know I will be as inseparable from, as Truffle is from Ivory.
And why I knew what that strange square that appeared in front of ant, without Glace needing to say, even though I couldn't read it.
GLACE would like to initiate a Spirit-bonding Ceremony with Button.
A Bloodmaw Spirit-bonding ceremony is being offered to you by the Star Shaman GLACE. Choosing to engage in a lifelong Spirit-bond with Glace will assign to you the class of Mushroom Monk. In exchange for nurturing and protecting GLACE, your own abilities will be amplified as you both grow stronger together. There is no upper limit to your growth potential as a Mushroom Monk.
Will you accept? (Warning! Once made, this decision cannot be undone.)
Accept
Decline
It had the sa feeling Glace had been making try and feel throughout my body. It was the magic that would connect us from now on.
I accepted it into , and I beca More.
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