"Laughed to death."
Zhu Zhengwei floated in the air as a jellyfish.
"SpongeBob is an episodic Arican animation."
"Almost every episode has so major crisis or event... causing chaos everywhere, even a little snail can destroy the world, and sotis it gets so exaggerated that it threatens world extinction with ti machines, mutant viruses, and Boss痞 researching various evil weapons..."
In the words of a normal world.
This is a terrifying, evil, unprecedented disaster world.
Here, almost every day, various world-destroying events occur.
"This is the most disaster-prone, extraordinarily evil world I can think of..."
Zhu Zhengwei took a deep breath, "Moreover, it involves unimaginable elents, ti travel, primordial ancestral forces, enlargent of size..."
Just like Doraemon’s bag of gadgets, it has everything.
Only such a world can accommodate the diversity Zhu Zhengwei wants, nurturing more interesting things.
Is it the primordial chaos universe I created, battling the world of SpongeBob?
"Seems pretty good, you have to defeat magic with magic."
...
Yang Jian chased all the way, but SpongeBob kept fleeing wildly, causing turmoil.
"Hello!"
In the distance, a dead fish-eyed host was holding a microphone, broadcasting:
"Everyone, look quickly, our Bikini Bottom is undergoing an unprecedented crisis. Aliens have not only started a massacre on our streets but are also chasing SpongeBob and Pai Daxing!"
Bam!
SpongeBob collided hard.
The dead fish-eyed host was instantly sent flying, his head buried in the dirt.
The host, accustod to the battlefield for years, habitually pulled his head out and continued nonchalantly, pointing at the chase behind us for an interview with the spectators.
The microphone was handed to a small green one-eyed creature.
The eyeball creature shouted angrily, "These aliens must be here to steal the family secret recipe of the delicious King of Crab Castle!"
Bang!
Yang Jian was still chasing, utterly speechless.
Bizarre.
Weird.
Terrorizing.
And no matter how you hit them, they just won’t die.
Even those residents who were knocked down soon got up, went back to their houses, and gathered around the windows to watch.
This vitality, as expected of the innate gods and demons born in this world, is probably on par with the ancient three thousand innate chaos gods and demons from Pangu’s era.
Furthermore, these bizarre sea creatures, after being knocked down, casually went back to work, doing what they ought to do, without seeking revenge?
At the sa ti, there was still a host watching by the side, even broadcasting and sitting inside the King of Crab Castle eating a delicious burger!
And also.
Why are we circling this fast-food restaurant, King of Crab Castle, continuously?
The SpongeBob ahead, with arms raised high, running wildly, why does he look happier the more you chase him?
Can’t comprehend.
He had conquered many ghostly, cursed, grudge worlds, seen many paranormal events beyond common sense.
But this world, even more supernatural than all the worlds he’s seen.
"The creatures of this world, each like a bunch of lunatics, really make one furious!" Yang Jian’s heart was sinking further, a strong ancient Dao heart was solid, yet he felt his solid Dao heart was continuously cracking, being damaged, and even tempted to join their mad ranks.
Eventually, Yang Jian had to stop and let SpongeBob and Pai Daxing go.
"Ah! Why aren’t the aliens chasing us, Pai Daxing?" SpongeBob stopped.
Pai Daxing stuffed a fist into his nose, calmly picking it, "Maybe they’re hungry, once they finish lunch, they’ll continue playing hide and seek with us!"
"Yay!" SpongeBob was very happy and called out to Yang Jian and others in the distance: "Hey aliens, let’s play again later!"
Yang Jian: "..."
Inwardly, he was even more furious.
But could only plan further.
His true skill combat power wasn’t significantly higher than the creatures here, making it difficult to catch SpongeBob.
Soon, Yang Jian, Nezha, and Tota Heavenly King found a place called Bikini Beach to sit down.
He discovered...
that no one in Bikini Bottom was paying attention to them, and even treated them as the native residents here. So even passed by and asked if the uncle wanted to buy flowers.
This made them very angry.
Made our actions as ridiculous as those of the native residents, as if it were nothing unusual.
"This world is indeed strange! It defies all logic and reason!"
"Back in the day, the most exaggerated battle I’d encountered was leading an army in the Shang Dynasty, but this is simply an insult to civilization in front of us!"
Tota Heavenly King’s eyes flashed with a chill as he said, "Our Primordial Chaos Celestial Court has conquered nurous bizarre, spooky, wicked and terrifying worlds, yet none has made us as furious as this one..."
"Even when frightening, there is always a way to conquer." Yang Jian briefly paused, lying on the beach drinking a beverage through a straw and said, "The best way to overco the panic is to integrate into them, understand them, and then conquer them."
Quickly, he continued, "First, conquering this world, the tricky part is, we cannot use our rule power from the outside, only the basic True Skill, which makes it hard to capture... Secondly, the people here are bizarre and illogical, making it feel eerie!"
"The most crucial thing is, now we know, their rules are not the ’energy conservation’ rule."
To know, how to probe the rules of a world has beco an extrely mature experience for them, the ’World Birth’ science has been thoroughly organized by them.
As long as this world violates the real cosmic rules, it is the special rule of this world.
Initially, they thought it was the rule of nearly infinite energy, but upon seeing now, perhaps it is not the case.
Then, is it multiple rules?
Or are we only seeing the surface and not the essence?
Yang Jian said, "No matter what, we first need to capture SpongeBob and the group, and find out what that world’s treasure is that stirs our instincts!"
At this ti, a green floating creature approached from afar.
"Hey! Evil friends over there, are you also here for the delicious Crab Patty secret recipe?" Boss痞 asked.
Yang Jian raised an eyebrow, lifting the little guy with one hand and placing it on his drink, "I heard the host ntion before, the Crab Patty secret recipe, what is that?"
"Oh, that’s the Crab Patty secret recipe! The most precious thing in the whole world, I’ve been trying to get my hands on it! If I can get King of Crab Castle’s secret recipe, I can definitely make money," Boss痞 said, "Co on, to my restaurant Sea Dominator, I think we should team up."
Crab Patty secret recipe?
Yang Jian fell silent for a mont.
Is this the most precious treasure in this world?
He had a feeling, this might be like the Creation Jade Butterfly, containing incredible and terrifying permissions... And this supre treasure hides the things he desires.
And the Saints are frantically investing resources to nurture this world for this very reason, making here so rich at its birth that even native residents have such exaggerated combat power.
"I see, we also want to steal the Crab Patty secret recipe from Boss Crab!" Yang Jian smiled kindly.
Soon, they arrived at Sea Dominator, looking curiously around the savvy tech-feeling laboratory.
"This is my wife, Karen!" Boss痞 pointed to a walking computer.
Yang Jian thought the creatures of this world must be mad.
"Alright, let’s start our evil plan, big operation!" Boss痞 laughed evilly.
He pulled out a pencil and eraser, "This is the mory modifier, we’ll sneak up on SpongeBob, then modify his mory, make him follow my orders, tell where the Crab Patty recipe is hidden!"
Yang Jian suddenly wanted to complain:
If you can already enslave the other party, can’t you just ask him the Crab Patty recipe directly? Why ask where it’s hidden first, then go steal it!
"Alright," Yang Jian nodded with a smile, thinking this stupid plan might be useful.
"How do you use this?" Tota Heavenly King said.
"Oh, this pencil, just write commands in your brain," Boss痞 said, as he picked up the pencil, lifted his skull, revealing a densely circuit-brained network and modified his brain circuits with the pencil.
"Let demonstrate for you."
"The drawing thod of the brain circuit is like this..."
"And then like this..."
He kept writing and drawing on his brain with a pencil, constantly modifying his brain circuits, "That way it succeeds, this person’s brain has been modified and will follow orders!"
Boss痞 put the pencil down, laughed with arms akimbo, and said, "You have discovered that this being with well-modified brain can perfectly comply with my commands now!"
"....."
Yang Jian watched in disbelief.
He wanted to complain, thinking how simple-brained a single-celled creature like this could design such evil and terrifying weapons?
Do I really want to partner with this kind of guy to steal the Crab Patty secret recipe?
Yang Jian forced himself to hold his expression, "Can I have a look?"
"For you, my good friend!" Boss痞 shouted.
Yang Jian received the pencil, feeling a terrifying new Celestial Dao rule gestating within it, suddenly showing an incredible expression, "How could the power of this rule actually have such efficacy?"
"This feeling... It’s like seeing the Judge’s Pen, a supre treasure of the Underworld!"
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