I know what regret is. Most people dont. They think it ans when you dont like an outco. Mostly when that outco involves them getting caught doing sothing others will judge them for. That isnt regret.
Everyone would prefer to have things go a way that makes them look cool and like they have their shit together. Wanting that conceited feeling you enjoy so much to be permanent and finding its hardly ever present is not regret.
You know that feeling when you get ho from the supermarket and youre putting the bread away and you notice that you accidentally picked up the thick sliced loaf by accident instead of the dium sliced one? Thats regret.
Because you know you could have avoided it. You know that last ti it happened, you told yourself to check before throwing the loaf into your shopping trolley. A mistake easily avoided, that youre aware of and have even suffered from in the past, once again inconveniencing you for no good fucking reason, that is sothing worth regretting.
Its a tangible specific awareness of a mistake caused by your own stupidity in liquid form trickling through your centre.
There was nothing I could have done for Maurice. I had no idea what he was up to or what kind of a ss hed gotten himself into. I did what I could. I didnt regret it.
I wasnt happy about it and I didnt think it was sothing I would ever feel good about, but then that described 99% of my life.
Maurice once told he thought my alignnt was chaotic good. I think that was his way of saying I had no fucking idea what I was doing. That covered the chaotic part. As for good, I guess thats another way of saying not bad.
Hows it going?
Not bad.
Kind of sums up. Like when people say, Hes not a bad person. Like when they say, He ans well. Also, Cant bla him for trying.
I had done for Maurice what I would have wanted soone to do for . Not that I would claim others felt about things the way I did, not even Maurice my views on the Harry Potter books were very different to his (Ron could have done so much better than that muggle skank) but there was no way a life spent as CPU to a planet would have been fun. You could probably co up with so version of it that would seem adventurous and thrilling, but you would be wrong.
Maybe if he went from human to small residential area, to tropolis, to continent and then various celestial bodies of differing sizes, he might have grown into it, but the idea you can switch from one end of the scale to the other without it breaking your mind in two is nonsense.
He might have survived, but he wouldnt be him. He knew that.
Kidding myself? Maybe. I knew there were any number of things he might have wanted to do which he now longer would get the chance to try, but I wasnt the one to take those things away from him.
In his position, Im sure I would feel angry that I could no longer accomplish my goals, even though I was doing nothing to get closer to them. My dreams have never even been that big.
I always wanted to get a massage from a Thai lady no, not the happy ending kind of massage, just a thorough body workout that put everything in place without brutally smashing my muscles into jelly. A traditionally sensuous massage that had been perfected over thousands of years by won with small hands.
If soone killed today, I would never be able to achieve that simple dream, but would I, anyway? Hell, never mind a Thai lady, right now Id settle for a massage from a tea lady. Stress doesnt care if youre right or wrong, it only knows how to squeeze you in all the wrong places.
What exactly is the Golden Wing? I asked Wesley.
She sighed and shifted her eyes away from the direction Arthur had gone screaming in. Im not sure. Arthur thought it was you.
? Im not golden and I dont have feathers.
No, but he wasnt being that literal. Your friend was the heart, and you were the wings. Thats how he saw it.
And this place? I looked around at the empty cavern. What is this supposed to be? The Erald City?
This is all we found after the Elfs left. They used the island to go wherever they went to. We assud they had taken a craft of so kind that was housed here. Arthur started to think otherwise after he beca aware of you.
It did feel a bit like a hangar. I could easily have believed they took off from here in their Elfbus 9000.
But how co he can exist here? I said. Are we inside his mind?
We are. He superimposed it over the heart of the island so he could investigate it. He didnt have much else to do with his ti.
Idle hands all this could have been avoided if hed just had his own Thai professional to work the knots out.
So, we arent seeing whats really here? Just what his mind is letting us see? How do we turn it off?
Only he can do that.
Lets go get him, then. I wouldnt mind getting hold of the little shit.
He has retreated into himself, said Wesley. It may take so ti to track him down.
That didnt strike as likely. In fact, the more I thought about it, the less likely it seed.
Are you sure hes still here? I asked her.
Of course, said Wesley, the way you snap out an answer to a question youve never thought about before and dont intend to start now. Where else would he go?
If I were him, I said. I would have built a back way out of here. Maybe connected to all the other hidden mind-grottos Id conveniently left lying around. Id tell everyone I was stuck here and had no way to get out, because Im a little shit who likes people to feel sorry for , even though Im clearly an utter bastard, but secretly I would have this easy way out just sitting there all this ti. And I would laugh to myself about what a clever boy I was. Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho.
Wesley stared at for quite a long ti. I didnt think what Id suggested was that outlandish. Programrs always build in a secret backdoor so they can get into their system without going the long way around. The long way being the one where you needed permission. Not because they wanted to sneak into the banks records and steal everyones money, or even 0.3 cents from every account which wouldnt get noticed (Superman III, very underrated sothing Maurice and I agreed on). No, they do it because computer programrs are inherently lazy. You really think it takes Blizzard that long to fix a minor bug in Diablo? (Diablo III, very overrated).
Think Im being unfair to poor hard-working programrs? Let ask you this then. If a ga has one weapon much better and much more fun to use than the rest, do they improve all the other weapons to be equally fun, or just nerf the shit out of the good one and make them all equally crap? Must be a coincidence that its a lot less work to adjust one rather than many.
Ill find him, said Wesley, and then she wandered off. I thought that might be the last I saw of her, but she wandered back a couple of minutes later. He isnt here.
He was probably in and out of here all the ti, I said.
Are you saying Ive been naive? said Wesley. There was a tone in her voice, an audio cue letting know to tread lightly. Sadly, guys arent great at picking up on cues, audio or visual. I have no idea why won persist with putting them out.
Yes. I think its in a womans nature to be naive. If you werent, the human race would have died out long ago. Im sure one day youll convince yourselves that bullying, cajoling and bribing won to go to bed is a form of sexual assault and has to end, but then what will we do? Write poetry? Thats when youll see the real ugly side of n.
Not that Im advocating the harassnt of won as so kind of noble pursuit, but badgering the opposite sex to sleep with you is what separates us from the animals. Apart from badgers, obviously.
Wesleys mouth narrowed to a thin line. She was at least considering the idea that her husband was a huge fucking liar. It was taking her an impressive amount of ti to reach the obvious conclusion, which I guess ant she really cared, or sothing.
He believed he was doing sothing important, she finally said.
And you? Why did you go along with it?
He could have been right. I at least owed him the chance to see. Just as I owed you the chance to make your own decisions.
She certainly could have taken steps to stop . Perhaps I was as deluded as he was, and she just liked giving idiot boys a free pass. She wouldnt be the first girl to think like that.
And now? I said. Are you going to be honest with ?
Sotis.
Good enough. It wasnt anywhere near good enough, but I knew when to cut my losses (before a long argunt, generally). Do you think we can find his escape hatch?
She shook her head. I doubt it. He is very good at hiding things.
Yeah, from you, I thought.
If Arthur had been a computer programr and secretly built a way out of here, I, as the hero (okay, the main protagonist, happy?), should have been able to hack my way through his backdoor (not a euphemism) in under two minutes. People in movies are so good at that. If youre that expert with computers, you should stop trying to break into the Pentagon and just get a job at Bethesda. Skyrim on Fitbit wont write itself.
I increased the brightness of my light, but it didnt reveal anything new. The real heart of the island was sowhere under this construction of Arthurs.
Then we should at least get rid of this place.
If Arthur had gone, as I suspected, there was a fairly simple way to find out. Richina.
We returned to my body. I say we because Wesley was once again my lodger. It had its pros and cons, but at least I now had her firepower backing up. Id need it if I ran into Claire.
Outside, Laney, Biadet and Damicar were waiting, unaware of what Id been up to. And Richina was lying on the ground, still wrapped up.
Did you find him? asked Biadet.
Yes. Hes gone now. Run off to one of his other hidey-holes, I think.
I got Richina to her feet and loosened her gag.
You lie, were her first words. He would never leave here.
I told you, naive. Go have a look. I shoved her through the archway.
It shattered. Wherever Arthur was, it wasnt here.
There was a change in the atmosphere. My light expanded over and the chamber we were in revealed itself. It was just a big cave. Craggy walls, so green things growing here and there, a few roots hanging down.
Richina got up, sobbing. What would happen if she died now? Resurrected in whatever void Arthur was currently in? If I could follow her, it would be one way to track him down. And I did want to get hold of him, even if only to stop him fucking with in the future.
But he could have any number of places set up to bolt to. I only knew of the two in Gorgoth, so they would be my next stop. Freeing the old gods still seed like my best bet, certainly my most chaotic. If it caused people so grief, good.
We dragged Richina back out with us. She would be the key to breaking down Arthurs prisons and if we found one she didnt break, that would an wed found Arthur. She didnt seem very keen on the idea, but once I put the gag back in place she was a lot less vocal on the subject.
The islanders were still as Id left them, disappointed and looking for soone to bla. The dragons had moved further afield, working their way into the juicy centre of the jungle. It would have been nice to use one of them to get away from here, but I had no idea how to direct them without Flossie. Was she close by?
Arthurs gone, I said before they could start the complaint train rolling. The heart of the island is a big empty hole, there isnt any godsbane and youve all been living a lie. And please stop eating people, its disgusting. Im leaving now, so get the fuck out of my way.
They stared at like they couldnt understand what I was saying. The last refuge of the guilty, feigned deafness. I got the ssage through to them by exploding a tree.
Well, not personally, Wesley did the work, I just took the credit.
What about the dragons? asked the acting-president.
Theyll leave once Im gone. Would they? Fucked if I knew. If I was right, I would look like a man who could control dragons. And if I was wrong, theyd all be dead, so who cares?
I took one last look at the shrine I now knew whose shrine it was and set off through the haze of sawdust, pretending the splinters in my cheeks werent like I was being face-fucked by a hedgehog.
The islanders insisted on following , probably to make sure I really was going. It was the only ti people were genuinely happy around . From the rise before we went down to the beach, I could see the ships in the bay. There were dragons swooping around them, focusing on the council ship more than The Eternal Infinite.
Soone from my old party was bound to be on those dragons. Eventually, I would have to confront them. A main protagonist would get it out of the way as soon as possible. I wondered if I could sneak onto my ship and sail away without anyone noticing.
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