There were six n rowing, none of whom appeared to be ard, and Grayson, who had a sword still in its sheath. If they were spearheading the attack, it was going to be a very short fight. They also had Biadet, which would help balance the odds, but she didnt look like she was here to fight. She was standing at the back of the boat, balanced on the end of the stern. One step back and shed be in the water.
Laney, the other random variable in the equation, ca stomping out of the surf, slashing at the waves with her sword like she was teaching them a lesson. She was soaked through. Her outfit was laden with dals and various unnecessary decorations, so it was probably pretty heavy even before shed dunked herself in seawater.
Colin, you look the sa, she shrieked at . I couldnt prove it was an insult, but circumstantial evidence was pretty overwhelming. Nice sword and shield, she said with a supercilious grin. I used to have a set like that when I was a child.
You still are a child. I pulled my wooden sword out from my belt. And dont be fooled by appearances.
I passed a little magic into the hilt, letting it flow along the edge of the dull, plant-based blade. It began to glow with a yellow light that was just about visible in the sunshine.
It was a mistake. It was a big mistake. Laneys eyes lit up even brighter than the sword.
Ho ho, the boy has ascended to man. Now you are worthy of a princess.
I flicked the Off switch and regretted everything (which was easy to do since thats my normal ntal state).
Dont get carried away, its just a trick, I backpedalled.
It is a sign, said Laney, dripping. It ans together we can fulfil our destinies. Youd like to help fulfil my destiny, wouldnt you? Im sure you could fill it to its fullest.
No thanks.
We can achieve so much together, Colin. As often as you like. The leer on her face was enough to make the sword light up again, ready for danger.
She looked at it like it was another sign. She thrust her own sabre into the sand. It sank in about halfway. Truce.
I wasnt aware we were at war.
No war does not an no danger, she said, which was certainly true. Dont resist your destiny, Colin. She licked her lips. Now that you are free of that two-faced harridan, we can finally be together.
Biadet had warned , but like a fool I had ignored her. My hubris had driven towards my doom. Again.
He prefers to keep his destiny in his own hands, dont you, Colin? said Biadet. The boat was still bobbing a few ters out. I hadnt seen her arrive, and her feet werent even wet. In his hands and preferably sowhere no one can see him.
It was a double attack. I was outnumbered and unfairly cornered on an island with no ans of escape.
Biadet, have you t Richina? I think the two of you have a lot in common. I moved aside and indicated Richina. She was standing quietly next to Damicar, an air of tranquillity around her. Until she locked eyes with Biadet. Youre a bit like sisters, I think. One from Peter, one from Arthur. Cousins, perhaps.
Neither said anything. It was like two terminators arriving from different futures at the sa point in the past due to an administrative error. As a forr ti-traveller myself, I can confirm your most vital piece of equipnt is a well-maintained diary. Its a fucking nightmare getting to appointnts otherwise.
Which of them would survive the encounter? Their eyes remained locked, like each was trying to force the other to download a computer virus. Although, knowing what a troll Biadet was, shed probably try to get the enemy AI to download Windows 95 for that extra-slow demise via the blue-screen of death.
The whole beach seed to be waiting to see what was going to happen. The first one to speak would probably set the tone for the proceeding battle for domination.
Biadet was a little shorter, but both had the blank expressionless faces of mass-murderers with franchise-potential. Psychopaths have beco sothing of a cool anti-hero character in our culture, but theres nothing endearing about a serial killer with a heart. The first thing you have to ask yourself is, whose heart is it?
Nice to et you, said Richina.
I might have to kill you, said Biadet.
Kill if you must, said Richina, smiling innocently. You wont be the first.
But I will be the last.
Sowhere in this world was a machine that spat out crazy teenage girls. Never mind the spires, that was the device that needed to be destroyed.
Okay, great, thats the introductions out of the way. Ah, Commander Grayson. Thanks for coming.
Grayson had jumped off the boat and waded onto shore, a grim expression on his face. He looked a little apprehensive of the staring cannibals, sothing that hadnt affected either Laney or Biadet in the slightest. The rest of the n remained in the boat, as near to the open sea as possible.
Colin. Nice island. The stench of death is overwhelming.
Thanks. Ive been thinking of redecorating. Sothing more holiday ho and less killing floor, you know, pastel tones rather than crimson and entrails. Its a work in progress. Hows the injury?
It no longer troubles . Almost as though you never stabbed . I bring you an invitation.
The council?
He cocked an eyebrow. Yes. They await you on the ship.
Great, I await them on this beach.
He looked around like he was assessing the facilities. It wont be possible, one of their number cannot appear in daylight.
Why not? Are they a vampire?
Grayson looked at without speaking.
Oh, for fucks sake. Damicar, do you have any garlic?
Damicar began searching his pocket like Id asked to borrow a fiver. I can get so, Im sure.
Laney moved towards Damicar. Whats this, hmm? New boy?
Its very nice to et you, Your Highness. He bowed awkwardly.
I like him hes cuddly. Reminds of the bear I slept with when I was a baby.
It wasnt a toy bear, was it? I knew I shouldnt have asked, but curiosity got the better of .
Toy? Of course not. She said it like a child sleeping with a live bear was completely normal. What can he do? You only recruit people with unnatural abilities. She prodded Damicar in the stomach with a finger. Do you have magic stored in there? How does it co out?
Please, Your Highness, said Damicar, wincing and flinching as she kept prodding. Dont. Ah. Please. No.
He can cook, I said. Which is far more useful than anything you can do. Now leave him alone.
Laney looked offended. Then she looked mildly deranged (her resting face). You. She pointed at Damicar, who flinched without even being touched. You will teach how to cook his favourite als. The way to a mans heart is through his stomach. I usually use a sharp knife through his ribcage, but lets try the scenic route.
Um, yes, Id be happy to. Damicar looked to for help. I abandoned him to his fate.
The Council co at night, then? I said to Grayson. Im not going to trap myself on a boat with them.
I have rely been sent with the invitation, said Grayson. You can accept their offer or refuse, it is entirely your choice.
What about the third option?
Third option?
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
Yes, you could use the third option, but I wouldnt advise it. It isnt often they leave their sanctum. Its unheard of for all four to leave it at the sa ti. You should be honoured.
I should also be dead, but Im not. Im not feeling honoured, either. How bad are things that theyre relying on to help? What happened in Fengarad?
Grayson didnt answer imdiately, which left an opening.
If you want to know what your friends have been up to, said Laney, her playfulness gone, then you should ask .
Okay, what have they done?
They demanded control of the city from my father. They already have Dargot under their rule. They tried to use the spires for so ill thought out sche and destroyed it.
They blew up the spires?
One of them, said Grayson. Many lives were lost.
Did any of them die? I asked.
No, said Laney, mouth tight with anger. They an to take over, and there is no one but you who can stop them, even though it may require the ultimate sacrifice.
Woah, woah, please dont use the S word around here, it makes the natives think its ti for lunch. People were always so eager to volunteer for the shit jobs. Why would I even want to stop them? You never know, they might do a good job of it.
No one is asking you to make any sacrifices, said Biadet. Keeping you alive will be my main priority.
Our main priority, said Laney. She will watch over you during the day, and I will take the night watch. Her eyes half-closed and her smile spread across her face. I didnt know what that indicated, but I knew it was very bad.
Really? You two are going to be my bodyguards?
I will happily assist, said Richina. I enjoy a challenge.
Okay, enough of this shit. First, it wouldnt be a challenge because nothing is going to happen to . Second, I dont need anyone watching , day or night. Especially not night. And thirdly, option three, all of you, option fucking three!
You should at least speak to them, said Grayson with a weary sigh.
Why are you even here, Grayson? Shouldnt you be on duty outside a castle or sothing?
I am following orders. They thought familiar faces might make you feel less threatened.
Brilliant. Im on an island full of cannibals, and theyre worried about feeling threatened. Well, tell them Im worried, too. Im worried about their massive incompetence. This whole ss happened under their watch, which ans its their fault. Thats what being in charge ans, right?
Grayson gave a reluctant shrug of acceptance. There were so internal disputes. Peter was able to act without oversight.
They fucked up then, theyre going to fuck up now. When they co with a fucking apology and a resignation letter, then Ill be happy to talk to them, tell them that.
I turned to the three girls who were apparently my protection detail, presumably to protect from each other. You three, lets get sothing straight, the reason they ca here was because theyre desperate. I dont need them, they need . Now get off my island.
You dont know what they want from you.
Yes, and any ti soone hides their intentions it ans they know its going to scare you off. If it was an attractive offer, theyd co with it written on banners.
Everyone was staring at . I realised none of them had spoken. Wesley had.
I popped out of myself and the world ca to an abrupt halt. The only ti I felt like I was in full control was when ti stopped and there was nothing to control.
Around , everyone was frozen in place, covered in vines or completely devoid of them. Laney was a tangled ss. Biadet Biadet wasnt there. Was she not visible in this world or had she left? It was peculiar, but most things to do with her were.
I sank into myself, inside my mind. This space was where Arthur had built himself an impregnable fortress. I should have asked him for a blueprint.
Wesley? There was only a empty darkness. No sign of little , no furniture.
Yes, said Wesley from behind .
I turned around. You were here the whole ti?
Where would I go? she said.
Well, this would have been awkward if Biadet hadnt interrupted earlier. More awkward.
What about Arthurs place? I thought you were moving back in with him.
You still need , I think.
Youre going to be my bodyguard, too? Ive got quite a unit watching out for . Sha theyre all liars.
I didnt lie to you.
Oh, please. This isnt the Isle of Semantics, Wesley. You knew Arthur was here and wanted to do his bidding. You know, Arthur, the guy who betrayed you?
We all make mistakes.
Sure, he left his shoelace undone and accidentally fell into another womans vagina. Whoops.
Wesley frowned. If I had never betrayed him, I probably wouldnt be able to forgive him. But we all make mistakes. Forgiveness is sothing you have to give with an open heart. You should try it.
You think I should forgive the people who fucked over?
Them? No. I think you should forgive yourself.
For what? I havent done anything. Never mind. What happens when Arthur turns on ? Who will you side with then?
I wont hold his past actions against him, that would give us no chance of a future together. But I wont be made a fool of twice. If he disappoints again, I will eviscerate him from existence.
Not a bad answer.
Youre right, she continued, slightly less terrifyingly, I cant guarantee things will turn out the way I hope. Arthur is a lot like Peter.
Youre telling this now?
In that he believes what hes doing is for the best. Its a dangerous way to think. Thats why I think youre the right person to deal with all of this. You never think what youre doing is for the best.
Couldnt argue with her there. Did you really kill him?
Yes. Many tis. He kept coming back forgive , Ive changed, Im not the sa man I was until I lost my temper and destroyed his ability to use others as a vessel.
He cant co here? He cant take my body?
No. He cant simply jump in. He would have left here a long ti ago if he could. This is his prison, which I put him in. But that doesnt an I abandoned him. Richer, poorer, in sickness and in health. He will forever be my burden, but I will ensure he will never be yours.
It was hard not to accept her at her word. Even if soones bullshitting you, you have to give it up for them when they do it really well.
And what about Richina? You didnt trust her before.
Shes new. Whatever he did to her, shes just his herald. He can see the world through her eyes. She isnt a threat to you.
I was inclined to trust her. Didnt an it was a good idea. She could easily turn on , or be turned against , but she was like Grayson. He would kill if ordered to, but hed tell first and give a head start, which is more than most people would do.
I returned to the regular world. Everything was as before, even Biadet was there, technically.
Fine, lets go.
Grayson seed surprised by my change of heart. You wish to go aboard the ship?
Sure, why not? Whats the worse thing that could happen? Dont answer, youll ruin my appetite. Laney, stay here.
What? Why do I have to stay here.
To make sure no one attacks the island while Im gone.
Her eyes flared with ferocity as she pulled her sword out of the sand and raised it above her head. This island is under the protection of FENGARAD! she bellowed.
The islanders looked a bit nonplussed at being suddenly annexed.
I waded out to the boat. The water was colder than I expected, but it felt good once it got to my waist.
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