Claire stabbed . She didnt know I was in here, but would that have made a difference?
The mont the blade entered my chest, I felt a rush of cold go through like smoke through a keyhole. Everything began shaking. I was falling apart.
What are yo doing? scread Flossie.
Its not him, said Maurice. Colins safe. This is just his body. We have to stop them now, or well never get another chance.
It had never been a great body, but just his body seed a little harsh.
Was this part of so big plan? Maurice had always been good at seeing patterns and drawing conclusions. He wasnt always right, but he was starting to have faith in himself. They all were. Dangerous tis.
If you joined up the dots and they ford a picture, it would make sense to assu thats the picture you were ant to find. Maurice had decided this was the picture he had seen. Kill Peter, kill Wesley. Leave no one powerful enough to threaten the rest of us.
Perhaps he intended to rescue after that. Wait until all the major threats were taken care of, knowing I was safe inside my little hidey-hole, and then release . Not a bad plan. If Id been in my hidey-hole, that is.
Wesley? I said into the ether. There was no reply. I was in a strange in-between place between worlds. Whatever the dagger had done to Wesley, it was stopping from taking back my body. I couldnt tell them I was here. I wasnt sure what would happen to . Would I die? Or be stuck inside my rotting corpse for eternity?
I didnt like the idea of missing out on death completely. I quite fancied a one-to-one with God the real one. For all my cynicism, I did believe in a creator of the universe. Shit couldnt be this fucked up by accident, there had to be so twat responsible. Id have liked to have given my feedback before peacing out. Constructive criticism, of course.
Fear of Hell didnt bother much. Id been to Neasden, I knew how bad things could get. And considering how ineptly the rest of creation had been put together, I doubted it was a competently run place. Heating probably didnt work half the ti.
But his bodys dying, said Flossie. Take the dagger out!
An excellent suggestion. Why was Flossie the only one worried about my fate?
We cant, said Claire. We need to let the dagger do its work. It takes ti to purge the body completely.
If we take it out, itll allow her back, confird Maurice. Rember, it isnt him. This is what he would want us to do, if he was here. This is what hed want us to do.
If he was here, hed been calling them a bunch of impressively objectionable nas for stabbing him in the first place, I felt.
I had no idea what the dagger did or how it worked, but I assud they knew what they were doing (loosely speaking). Wesley wasnt responding, which at least ant the dagger was having so effect.
Was it really necessary to kill her? I might have decided differently, being so soft-hearted, and ended up regretting it. Bonnie and Clyde were probably wise to see this through to its ruthless end. Perhaps they were the people this whole thing had been about, the lead characters waiting in the wings. I was just John the Baptist, here to announce their arrival. And now it was ti for my head-on-a-plate exit.
Then again, it didnt always turn out well for the main act, either.
Or they might go on to lead of a band of rry RPG characters and beco the heroes they were destined to be. And I would be left all alone.
Or, to put it another way, Id be left all alone! At least I wouldnt be forced to witness their cute, big-eyed ani adventures. I fucking hate that weeb shit. I an, the first arcs fine, but then they try to stretch the story beyond its natural limits and you get the second half of Death Note.
My vision began to blur. They were still talking, but it was becoming harder to tell what they were saying. Sothing about putting sowhere safe and out of the way. Soone ntioned coming back for later, but not with any real conviction. And if they planned to put back in my own body, what kind of state would I be in? Id already missed a ton of leg days, I could hardly afford to take ti off corpsing it up.
I seed to be lifted off the ground, and then the voices drifted away. They probably had more to do before they could rule the world from their fairy castle.
Would they really co back for ? I wouldnt really bla them if they got caught up in being happy and successful, and forgetting. Never really been into that sort of thing myself, but each to their own.
Would have been better if theyd actually managed to kill properly, but when had they ever been able to do anything with finality? Not that I was one to talk. And I was their teacher, after all.
Still, I should have been proud of them for graduating from class. They grow up so fast, and turn on you so quickly.
Now they could go on to challenge for whatever it was people considered worth fighting for. They had put Peter and Wesley out of the contest, as the young always did to the old, and now theyd have to face-off against each other. I was genuinely curious to know how Maurice would do against soone like Gideon. And he had Claire by his side to prevent him lapsing into his old ways.
Of course, the one person I was doing my best not to think about was Jenny. I hadnt heard her voice at all. No rush to sweep up in her arms, no insistence shed stay with . Ti to move on, I guess. Aint break-ups a bitch?
This would have been much more agreeable if I had let my thoughts drift over these matters, felt sorry for myself a bit, and then slowly faded away. Not exactly the ending a hero deserves, but it would have done for .
But no. Darkness enveloped , bottled up in silence, and I was left with only my thoughts for company. A cruel fate, I think we can all agree.
It wasnt like there was nothing I could do. It was a world of magic, I might be able to find a way out of this predicant, but was it really worth it? Maybe Id try later. Like in a few centuries. I might be woken by a kiss from a prince, and have to ask myself sorts of uncomfortable questions. Sothing to look forward to.
I think theyve gone, said a voice next to where my ear might have been if I wasnt a disembodied psyche.
Wesley?
Interesting group of fair-weather friends you have. Sorry, I an acquaintances. Are they always this welcoming to new people?
Calling them fair-weather friends wasnt really accurate. Fair-weather friends stuck with you when things were going well, and abandoned you when things got a little rough. This lot were the opposite. Happy to cling to you when it was stormy out, and then off when the sun was shining. Unfair-weather friends.
You were lucky, I said. You caught them in one of their rare gregarious moods. Normally theyd have been to shy to stab anyone in the heart. Shouldnt you be dead?
Its your body.
Yes, but magic dagger, and so forth.
Please. Zarigold was always a terrible crafter of magic items. The girl had a severe lack of imagination, and no stamina. Most of the things she built broke after the first use. The dagger they stuck in you barely tickled . Theres always one in every group. Massively gifted, dumb as a post.
If she had only one in her group, she had done well.
But I cant move.
Oh, that. Thats .
I stopped vibrating.
I didnt want them to think they needed to finish you off.
Finish you off, you an.
I know what I an. Do you really think they plan to co back for you?
Did I? Maybe. Probably not. Theyll believe they will, but sothing else will co up and
Exactly. But I wouldnt feel bad about it. If they want a chance to be in charge, let them. Theyll find its a poisoned chalice. You could watch them tear themselves apart, if youre the petty revenge type.
I was very much the type, but it didnt really appeal.
I still cant move.
Oh, sorry. Here.
It was like when youre lying in bed and you suddenly drop. I dropped into myself, and felt a massive pain in my chest. I grabbed the dagger and pulled it out, and warmth spread across my chest. Blood. Mine.
I placed my hands over the open wound and healed myself.
The glow from my hands showed where I was in a box. Or rather in a sarcophagus. The crunching under were probably the bones of the original tenant.
This was where theyd left ? Store in a cool, dark place, use within three days of opening It felt more and more like they had no intention of coming back for .
I wasnt even mad. They thought I was dead, or as good as. Which ant I was free. I could go where I wanted, do what I wanted. I pushed on the lid of my stone coffin. It didnt budge in the slightest.
Of course, if I couldnt get out of here, the end of my story would be even more pathetic than the one theyd planned for .
What will you do now? she asked.
I have no idea. Maybe take tap-dancing lessons. What about you? I did owe her for keeping alive, but I wasnt very keen on having a permanent lodger.
If I could impose on you a little, theres a place Id like to visit, not too far from here. Its where Arthur said hed wait for .
I dont want to upset you, but I think whats left of Arthur might be in here with us, poking in the back with a bone.
Are you trying to make jealous?
It was nice to smile because of sothing other than severe embarrassnt. If it is him Im feeling, you were a very lucky woman.
I was, and I am. But that isnt him. Not by a longshot. Help , and Ill leave you in peace. Please.
It wasnt such big ask, and I didnt have any plans. I tried to move the lid again. Nothing doing.
You should slide it, said Wesley.
The lid slid to the side surprisingly easily and I was able to sit up. I took a deep breath of stagnant air. Tasted great.
Ah knew youd find a way out.
I nearly shit myself. I made a ball of light and saw Flossie sitting in the corner of the crypt, eyes red from crying, or possibly dust allergies.
Hey, Floss. On your own? Damn, freedom ripped from my dying hands.
They think well be better off without you, she said quietly.
Theyre probably right. I dont think any of you need to hold your hands anymore. I climbed out of the sarcophagus, ignoring the crushed skeleton grinning at (it would have winked it had eyelids), and landed in a heap on the floor. I had survived, but my legs were dead.
Flossie ca running over to help up.
Im fine, I said, getting to my feet. I picked up the dagger which had clattered to the floor with . Maybe I could sell it and buy myself sothing nice.
We should tell the others, said Flossie.
Actually, maybe we shouldnt.
What do yo an? Why not?
Its better this way. You all need to start making your own decisions, and taking responsibility for the consequences. You have to grow up.
Youre abandoning us? she sounded shocked and appalled. Apparently she had already forgotten the part where Id been left for dead and crawled out of my own mausoleum.
Im letting you go. I did my best to make it sound romantic.. Chicks dig that crap. If were ant to be together, well see each other again. Unless I saw the bunch of ungrateful cucks first, of course.
What should I tell them?
Nothing. You ca to say goodbye, and now you have to take the next step.
Ah dont know. She pursed her lips. Ah dont know if I like the way them two are carrying on. And Jenny werent exactly in tears over what happened to you. Maybe and Dud should co with yo.
For fucks sake, when was I going to catch a break? The giant twat in the sky had a lot to answer for.
Although Ah did say Ahd fly them back to Fengarad after they release them gods. The Elfs already wandered off. Wanted nothing to do with us.
Things were already moving along without , it seed. I was tempted to ask her about Maurices plans, but Id only be dragged back into this ss. Better to make a clean break.
Maurice thought he could control the Elf the way yo did, but she werent having it. Shes a bit of a snob, Ah think.
I never controlled the Elf, I only asked her to pretend, but I didnt tell Flossie that. My welco back to the land of the living was turning into a bit of a goss-sesh. All the news of no consequence, about all the people you didnt give a shit about. I had half a mind to sneak back into my coffin. At least Smiley the Skeleton kept his thoughts to himself, if not his other bits.
Take them to Fengarad, I said, and give them a chance. They might surprise you. Like fuck they would. If it doesnt work out, take Dudley and go to the grotto.
Ooh, Ah liked it there. The water had bubbles.
Um, yes. Well, you should be safe there. Dudley can hunt and you can do whatever youre good at. I did try to be more specific, but I was coming up blank. Ill drop by at so point. Probably.
She brightened up. Okay. Okay. Itll be our secret. Our back-up plan.
Sure. Our secret. How long would she be able to keep her big mouth shut? If I had a watch, Id ti it.
Dont look at like that. Ah can keep a secret.
Im sure you can. Good luck.
Good luck to you, too. Wait, are yo saying good luck in general, or good luck keeping my mouth shut?
Both?
Thats alright, then. Are yo sure yoll be okay on your own?
No. But about the sa as when Im not.
We stood there for a long awkward mont, then she hugged , turned and ran off. Probably the last physical contact I was going to have for a while.
That was sweet, said Wesley.
Dont fucking start.
We need to do sothing about that foul mouth of yours. You could at least show so restraint in front of a lady.
I always do, I said. You should hear the things Id like to say.
We waited until morning, which I thought would give them enough ti fly off to the next part of their lives the part without and then I strolled out of the church, into a dewy graveyard. They werent the only ones who had changed. I wasnt the sa dweeb who panicked whenever anyone looked in his direction that I had been when I first arrived. I could take care of myself. I could hunt and cook and even talk to strangers, if absolutely necessary. I could make my way in this world just fine.
We need to go east, said Wesley.
Okay, great. Which way was east again?
End of Book 7
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