Tell what happened, I said to Jenny.
You dont want to fumble around so more? she said very sweetly. Does wonders for the ego when your girlfriend describes the most passionate expression of your feelings as fumbling.
No. But thank you. You woke up when you felt dying... I had the odd feeling she was trying to keep distracted. What was she trying to hide? Silly questions, really. Probably a bunch of things. Must have been hard deciding what not to tell first.
Jenny sighed. I was attached to you when you died. And after you died. Youd think death would cut the connection between us. She made scissors with her fingers and snipped the air. But it didnt. I could still feel you. Death isnt a void, its a real, present thing. It has a shape and a texture. And its very cold.
Can we speed it up? Im not a big fan of long descriptive passages. Dialogue and plot, please.
She gave a wry smile. You know, this ability I have to feel what other people feel, its so intense with you that if Id fallen for soone else, it would probably have killed . A normal persons emotion would be overwhelming. But with you, the signal is so low, I can handle it even when you boost it to max. Most of the ti, anyway. She leaned into and nuzzled my neck.
I think she was saying I lacked basic human emotions. Fair comnt. I was more concerned at her attempts to keep off-topic.
It makes it a lot easier to love you, you know, because youre so numb inside. I think she ant it as a complint. Hard to tell. The only person I could leave you for is soone even less connected to their emotions. So youve got nothing to worry about.
Very reassuring. I was dead, I reminded her, and you were upset, or sothing.
Yes. I was very upset. She rested her head on my shoulder. I was sinking into your darkness. It was very cold and painful. I could easily have just followed you.
The ultimate clingy girlfriend move.
But then I felt what was happening to Claire and Flossie. They were losing it. Flossie was so full of rage, it was like being caught in a hurricane. Claire was about to explode. And then there was Joshaya. I didnt know who he was then, of course, just that he had this aura like white fla. Hate, that was all he was giving off. Her hand on my chest closed into a small fist. I didnt know what to do. It was building and building around . I knew I didnt have long before all those different emotions slamd into each other.
She paused. To collect her thoughts? To prepare a lie? So what did you do, Jenny?
She looked at , a little guiltily. I took them. All the emotions in the air. I took them inside of .
Even Joshayas? She nodded. You took a gods emotions? How did that feel?
It was a bit filling. I an, I was emptier than normal because your death created this vacuum inside , so there was room. But it was like I was I was She puffed out her cheeks.
Constipated?
He cheeks deflated instantly. No, she said firmly. Not like I was constipated. Emotions dont make you full of shit.
I begged to differ, but there wasnt ti. Okay, so you took their emotions. What happened?
Flossie and Claire cald down. Joshaya ran away.
You scared him off?
Jenny shrugged. I took him by surprise. He wasnt expecting to do sothing like that. Without his hate he lost his nerve, I guess.
So god he was. And what about you? Didnt you have any side effects?
Yes. I felt like I was about to explode.
Right, like you were constipated.
No! Not like that. I was dizzy and sweatingdont say it!and I tried to give them their emotions back, only Joshaya wasnt there, which made it tricky. I reached out and we were all connected. All six of us. Well, all five of us were connected to each other, and I was connected to you.
Even to Dudley and Maurice? Werent they dead?
Yes, but I told you, death isnt emotionless. Its its own thing. And thats when I was able to see Maurices power.
See it? How were you able to see it?
Not really see it. More like I could feel it. Like it was leaking out of him. I could draw it out of him. And use it to convince the three of you that you werent dead.
You hijacked his power. Nice. Can you hijack mine?
I dont know. Im not sure Id want to.
Okay, so you brought us back. I dont rember that happening.
You were still unconscious. Maurice was the first one to co round.We explained what happened, he understood perfectly, and imdiately died again.
Because knowing its an illusion stops it working.
Normally it wouldnt matterits his power, obviously hell know it isnt realbut Id used it on him. The illusion he was alive required him not to be aware it was an illusion. And when he died, you did, too. I kept trying to bring him back, but the mont he woke up, he rembered he was dead.
But you figured a way around it, obviously.
Yes. Claire went into his mind and made him forget.
She mind-wiped him? Things were taking a dark turn. She can do that?
Only to Maurice, because theyre so close. Although shes been training hard, so who knows what she could do now
Great. My power to be untouchable was looking better all the ti. Even though it was for a good reason, it was crossing a line.
Good thing Maurice doesnt know, I said.
Whose idea do you think it was? said Jenny.
That did sound like the sort of thing Maurice would suggest. He was so upset at not having an ability like the rest of us, and he had this huge power that he'd hidden from himself. Psych.
Okay, okay, I said. You got Maurices power working, but how did it affect ? Im
Untouchable. I know. But not to . You and , you know... She made a circle with the fingers of one hand and poked it with the index finger of the other. I wasnt sure how that indicated a supernatural link that allowed her to act as a conduit for magic. I also didnt like the way she was looking at . Im not a machine, for Gods sake.
I slapped her hands down. Okay, thats good. Weve established that youre the biggest chink in my armour.
I hardly think it as a chink if it saved your life.
Im still dead, arent I? Anyway, I get why you couldnt tell us, but why did you leave us and fuck off?
It was only a temporary asure. We had to find Joshaya and get him to fix you properly.
And you didnt want our help in this mission?
If we stayed thered be no way wed be able to keep the truth from you. And as soon as you knew, youd be dead.
I nodded, realising she was right. Eventually Id figure it out.
No. Eventually Maurice would figure it out. Like he did back there.
He isnt smarter than . I would have got there, eventually.
Jenny didnt say anything but the look on her face said she didnt think so. I was tempted to give her what for, cheeky bint. Unfortunately, my what for tanks were still sowhat depleted.
So you went off to hunt a god?
Claire had seen sothing when shed been screaming at him to bring you back to life. Well, not you she wanted him to bring Maurice back.
Made sense why Joshaya ran away, now. Stripped of his emotions and being yelled at by Claire. Im surprised he ever stopped.
What did she see?
Another of the old gods who has the power to bring the dead back to life. Not like Rupert, really bring them back. His na is Aurum. The Golden God.
So, you went after Joshaya and the villagers and the priestesses?
He sent them to capture us, which was what we wanted, so win-win.
Yeah, a win for everyone except for us three schmucks who had no idea what was happening. And you werent prisoners in his castle?
No. We were negotiating. He wanted the Pope stopped from raising any more corpses.
He wanted you to kill Rupert. She nodded. Why didnt he just kill him himself. Hes a god.
He cant, he made a promise. They used to be good friends, actually.
Joshaya and the Pope?
Yes. Joshaya helped him learn how to control dead people. Hes the god of death.
Of course he is. The god of death, who runs away from little girls.
We are quite powerful, for girls, she said drily.
And what about Arta? You knew he was Joshaya all along? She nodded. And you helped him trick us into thinking he was the Visitor we ca to find?
We had to keep you busy. We thought it wouldnt take that long to sort things out once we got to the Golden God. But then Rupert explained that the Golden God wasnt the sa god he used to be since hed been brought back.
Hes an undead god.
Yes. It doesnt really work for a god of life. He suffers from terrible mood swings, apparently.
Even better. A bipolar god. At least that was sothing I was used to dealing with.
And the plan is what? To beat him into doing what you want? Sounded like the sort of plan theyd co up with.
No, of course not. We might have to fight off a few of the other undead gods to get to him, though. So we can talk.
It all sounded very straightforward and likely to succeed. Not. I should have learned to take a hint and legged it when I had the chance.
I think Ive got the general gist of it, I said. You were right, I do think you handled it entirely wrong and should have done every single part of it differently, but apart from that, good job.
I suppose youre going to take over now?
Take over what? You havent even t this Golden God, yet. He might not be interested in bringing us back to life. Which brings up another question. I get why Maurice doesnt know whats going on, but I do. Youve told how his power works. I understand Im really not alive. Why hasnt that knowledge killed ?
Jenny bit the inside of her cheek. Because it doesnt matter what you think. It only matters what I think. I refuse to let you go. As long as Maurices magic is working, and Im connected to you, and I believe youre alive, then youre alive.
But you know better than anyone. You saw what happened with your own eyes. The fact is, Im
Evidence is overrated. I dont care about facts. As long as theres a chance, youre going to stay here with .
Is that the most romantic statent ever, or the most terrifying?
Thanks. I appreciate you keeping your hooks in . I think.
What should we do next? asked Jenny. She looked quite happy, like shed got a weight off her shoulders.
We? Nothing. ? Im going to leave my body and find this Golden God while Im in my ghost-like cant be stabbed or eaten state, and see whats up. You wait here.
She didnt look too enthused by my plan, but what was she going to do about it?
I sat on the bed with my back to the wall, and closed my eyes. I breathed slowly. I could feel her on the bed next to .
I hadnt been able to leave my body recently. Not knowing what was going on and what kind of fucked up situation the girls were in had made it hard to focus. But now I knew she was safe. And Jennys overly-attached behaviour was encouraging to get so air.
I opened my eyes and I was hovering over my body. It was a relief to have a little space to myself.
This is weird, isnt it? said Jenny.
I swivelled around to see her floating behind .
What are you doing here?
She looked a bit offended at the less than warm reception. Im attached to you.
I didnt normally mind her tagging along, but she had beco a little too attached of late. Going off on her own, experinting with her powers and playing hero with the other girls had gone to her head a bit.
It wasnt unusual for a girl to get a bit ahead of herself in these matters. You sleep with a guy a couple of tis, save his life and have his back in every life-threatening situation you find yourselves in, and suddenly she thinks she has the right to ride shotgun on every trip. Taking a bloody liberty, was what it was.
I think you should go back to your body, I said.
Why cant I co with you? she replied in the traditional whine of the neglected girlfriend.
Well, you could have at least put your top back on before you stepped out.
She was topless with her trousers around her ankles. It wasnt the sort of first impression I wanted to make on my visit to the gods of old.
Hello, Im Colin, and this is my slutty ghost girlfriend.
She looked down at herself and pulled up her pants. Nobody can see us, can they?
Gods might be able to. Joshaya could move about when I was in this state.
But theyve probably seen it all before. They wouldnt be interested.
You need to read up on your Greek mythology. Go back. And dont talk to any swans or bulls.
No. Im coming with you.
I could tell she wouldnt stay behind voluntarily. Okay. Co with . I grabbed her hand and re-entered my body.
We were in the dark.
What are we doing here? asked Jenny.
Thats what I want to know, said a small voice.
Ah, good, I said, youre here.
My younger self erged from the dark. And then stopped when he saw that Jenny was topless. He suddenly beca very interested in the ground.
Look, I need you to babysit.
Why? said Jenny. He
I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to him. Make sure she doesnt leave here. Its important. For my sanity.
Younger nodded. I think he was blushing.
How can you do this? said Jenny. After everything Ive done for you?
Did you do it so Id pay you back?
No, of course not.
Then what are you talking about? This is nothing against you, but I need so room to breathe before you suffocate with your desperate need for attention.
She looked offended.
No offence, I added, to take the sting out. I know what youve done for , and Im grateful, but this is your own fault.
How
Youre the one who insisted we have sex. Do you know what happens after a guy has sex? He thinks a lot clearer and hes a lot harder to manipulate into doing what you want with the stupidity-tadpoles flushed out. You played yourself, babe.
She stared at , mouth hanging half-open.
You, I said to mini-, dont let her leave until I get back. Watch her, shes a crafty one.
He peeked at her from under his fringe, and then quickly returned his gaze to the ground. He nodded.
This is so unfair, said Jenny. We make a good team.
Yes. And when I need a team, youll be the first person I ask.
You owe !
Word to the wise, get it in writing next ti. I left my body and headed off to deal with the undead gods who were far more powerful than , and were likely to vaporise on sight. A much less frightening prospect than dealing with my overly attached girlfriend.
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