"You arent going to turn us in, are you? I asked Grayson, only a little nervously.
He finished straightening his clothes and took his ti checking everything was in its correct place before finally answering. No. He half-smiled, enjoying my awkwardness. There is no love lost between myself and the Shriners.
There was a collective sigh of relief from everyone around the table, although I never really thought he would report us to the Church of the Holy Shrine. He was too much of a stiff-neck to do sothing as ignoble as returning a favour with a slight. After all, he had allowed to walk away after stabbing him because he considered it a reasonable thing for to have done. Honestly, these heroic types boggle the mind.
People have a strange way of acting when theyre in the company of those they feel in friendly competition with. They wait for you to pick up your dropped sword. They allow you a pass if you have other more pressing business. They say harsh things to remind you they exist. Sotis you need reminding. The best people can decide not to bother you, and so slip by unnoticed. Its only right when they do tap you on the shoulder that you acknowledge their presence. Would be rude not to.
I let out my own sigh. Thanks. Hows it feel? I said, making a little tap of my own.
He rubbed his side. Remarkable. They brought here after our little disagreent he paused for a fraction of a second to let his tap supersede mine and the healers did their best to nd the wound, but their thods are crude and they refuse to change them. That would be sacrilege. It works once in a thousand, I would guess. Most, like , are left alive but far worse off than they started.
He moved around a bit, bending and flexing like he was warming up for a yoga class.
Why didnt yo ever get married? asked Flossie out of nowhere.
Grayson stared at her for a long minute but it had no effect on the ditzy tart. She wanted to know, the sa way girls want to know if the posh bird on a soap opera will go to bed with the nice doctor or the rough truck driver (both, you morons, shell shag them both).
Ignore her, I suggested. Its the accent. Half the ti even she cant tell what just ca out of her mouth.
Flossie looked offended. The Brummie accent is very noice, ackchoowalley, she said (or at least I think thats what ca out of her mouth).
"I never stayed anywhere long enough, said Grayson. My unwed mother died when I was a baby, so my uncles family took in. I had to work for my keep, so I was apprenticed out young. And one night I was coming back from delivering an order and so thieves jumped . I killed all three of them. Standing there with bodies littered around , scared out of my wits at what I'd done, but feeling a strange confidence in my ability to do it again. So I ran away and joined the army. Seed the ideal profession for soone with my newly discovered skills. And I was constantly travelling after that, never t the kind of girl you settle down with. Lots of won, but, you know... you both just get down to business. It isn't especially romantic.
The three girls were looking at Grayson like hed just told them the most moving and tragic love story of recent tis. What I heard in Graysons explanation was that hed rather fuck whores. Fair play to him.
Are you sure there isnt anyone in Gorgoth who might be a Visitor? I asked Grayson, keen to get him off the Mills & Boons book tour. Probably an older guy with special powers? Grayson was shaking his head at . Maybe soone secretive people say odd things about. He stopped shaking his head, but still looked doubtful. Maybe quite rich but no one ever sees him.
There is one person who fits your description, but I dont think he is a Visitor. He has been part of this city for a long ti.
That didnt sound like a reason to strike him off the list of possible candidates. The guy I was looking for was a contemporary of Peters, so hed been here at least a hundred years.
His na is Arta Askii. He is a very powerful magnate, but sothing of a recluse. His business dealings are all carried out by his subordinates, even at the highest level.
What business is he in? asked Maurice, notebook at the ready.
Youve seen the caravans entering the city? He was the one who organised the depots and warehouses where everything is unloaded and stored. Before him, people ca and went as they saw fit, creating chaos. It was he that enabled the city to find its purpose, and flourish.
A middleman. Did no real work himself, but got paid for sorting out everyone elses problems. Sounded like he could be our man.
Where can we find him? I asked.
Grayson sat down, smiling at the lack of pain involved. Its hard to say. He has a palatial residence in the north part of the city, but whether hes in there or not, I couldnt tell you. He has nurous other properties dotted around the city, and then there are his offices near the port.
We didnt see any water on our way here, I said. Are we near the sea?
No, its a river port, under the city, said Grayson, eyeing suspiciously. How did you arrive here?
You dont want to know, I told him.
It involves dragons, said Flossie in a lowered voice, like she was giving him a very cryptic hint.
Youre right, I dont want to know. He looked around the table at us. I must say, Im surprised it was your group that survived, but not altogether disappointed.
It was like a complint wrapped in a cold fish, which was used to slap you in the face.
Thanks, I said. Can we stay here for the night?
Yes, said Grayson, but youll have to find your own accommodations in the morning. You could even get jobs and settle down, if you wish. Its a big city, and the church is less likely to interfere in your business if you keep a low profile.
It was quite an appealing thought. Well, apart from the bit where we had to earn a living. We did, however, need money.
Ah could sing for mah supper. Flossies eyes lit up. Do so busking.
How is that keeping a low profile? I admonished her. We dont want to be famous.
They dont have to be very good songs, said Flossie with a pout. I could sing sothing yo liked.
Claire and Flossie high-fived each other like retards.
Is there a Municipal Directory here? asked Maurice.
Yes, said Grayson. You have money put away?
We did. We had put money into the one in Fengarad or Dargot or sowhere, I didnt really rember. But Maurice did.
Ill take you there, tomorrow, said Grayson. Co, your bath will be ready and then you can retire to your room."
There was one bathroom, which was a large sunken pool heated from below sohow. The girls went in first and did their business, and then we went in with about thirty other n. It was a tight fit, especially when you were trying not to touch anyone elses penis, of which there were many (at least one each, although it seed like more).
We were put in a storage room of so kind with bedding on the floor and quickly fell asleep after a tiring day. We woke in a heap with body parts tangled together, eyes all gritty and drool down our faces. We werent the most attractive bunch at the best of tis, but mornings were when we really proved it.
We were given breakfast, and washed up before Grayson ca to et us. He had his walking stick with him.
It got worse? I asked him.
No, everythings working wonderfully well. Best nights sleep Ive had in a long ti. This? He spun the stick on his finger like a baton. Wouldnt do to be miraculously cured. Questions would be asked.
He made a good point. It was reassuring to have a smart person on our side for once. Probably best to keep it that way. I made a ntal note not to stab him again.
He took us through the crowded morning streets of Gorgoth to the Municipal Directory. It was the first chance wed had to get a proper look at the city and its inhabitants. The buildings were mainly yellow, sotis white. They were very square with flat roofs, crowded together on either side of narrow streets, although that may have been due to the route we were being taken.
The people wore light robes of many pale shades. They had the sa olive skin as the other people of this world, but they looked a bit plumper, in general. The city was prosperous.
As we neared the central square where the Directory was located, the noise increased, as did the size of the crowds. People were everywhere, going about their business in an unhurried manner. Stalls sold food and various other bits and bobs that caught the attention of the party. I did my best to keep everyone moving. Grayson was leading the way, and didnt look like he was going to stop for a bit of window shopping.
Getting money out wasnt very difficult. I had worried we would need to produce letters of introduction or identity cards stamped by the Adventurers Guild, but having Commander Lari Grayson of the City Guard with us was recomndation enough.
Im not sure how they moved records between the different branches of the Directory, but they had a full list of everything wed deposited. Unfortunately we couldnt reclaim objects stored in another city, like my stick with nails that I had put away for a rainy day, but we were able to take out all the money we had left.
It was legal tender here, even though they had their own currency and ever-changing exchange rates. Crowns and sovereigns and what have you. Maurice wrote it all down so I didnt bother fixing it in my mory.
Grayson took us to a small inn he felt was suitable for our needs and our budget, and told us to co to him if we needed help. He said it in a way that suggested we shouldnt co to him if the help we required was either too trivial, or too substantial.
Try to avoid the Shriners, he told us. And stay clear of the druids, too.
You think theyre trouble? I asked him.
Theyre harmless, mostly. But the Shriners like to keep tabs on them, and if they see you hanging around them, theyll probably start keeping an eye on you.
It was reasonable advice, and it wasnt like I planned on attending any druid et-ups in the near future.
We took three rooms which we could afford to rent for a week. We retired, not expecting to see each other until the following morning, even though it wasnt even lunchti yet. We hadnt been alone with our respective partners in so ti.
Our room was a fair size with a large bed. A balcony with shuttered doors looked out on the city, over flat roofs to the more grand buildings to the north. The man I sought was probably over there, sowhere.
Within ten minutes of entering (which was five minutes after Id already finished showing Jenny a good tiI told you, it had been a while and the first one doesnt count, its just clearing your tubes), there was a loud knock on the door and Claire ca charging in without waiting for an invite. An apologetic Maurice was right behind her.
Look, she said, indicating the room. I told you. Look how nice this room is. She turned to . You should see the room they put us in. Horrible. Its racism. Because hes black.
It was nice of her to explain what racism ant, but I still doubted that was the reason theyd been given a shitty room. Maurice was clearly a lot darker than the indigenous population, but they never pointed it out. Even when they identified us as Visitors, they didnt use his skin colour as a way to tell. It made wonder if they saw us the sa way we saw ourselves.
You can have this room, I said.
Youre just going to give us your room? said Claire, her sails sowhat deflated.
I dont care. Which I didnt.
What about Jenny? asked Claire, looking over at the girl lying on the bed trying to buckle her belt.
Shell do what I tell her, I said.
Jenny stopped ssing around with her dishevelled clothing and looked at . She smirked. Ill do what he tells , she confird.
Its hard for so people to understand how a proper relationship works. You dont need to say what you an to make your aning clear. Would Jenny really do whatever I told her? Not if she thought it was a terrible idea. But then, why would I ask her to do sothing like that?
We had an arrangent. She would support my decisions as best she could. In return, I would try to make decisions she would consider worth supporting. You might wonder why I wouldnt reciprocate by supporting decisions made by her. Because that was not our arrangent. If you wouldnt have made that deal, thats okay. I never asked you to.
Saying it out loud like she was my chattel, bound to follow my orders, was sothing else entirely. That was being a dick to amuse myself. It got the eye-rolling response you would expect. Sotis you say nasty things you dont an to people just to remind them youre there. It made it easier for Claire to accept the offer, knowing what an undeserving bastard I was.
We crossed the hall to our new room. It was much smaller with a window directly opposite a wall. Below was an alley full of refuse, leading to a street at either end.
This really is a horrible room, said Jenny as she took off her clothes.
It was just about big enough for the bed, but we didnt need much more than that. My first place when I moved out was about the sa size, plus one small electric hob in the corner, minus one naked girl on the bed.
I like it, I said.
What do you like about it? asked Jenny.
Its got you in it.
Jenny groaned. Thats the corniest thing youve ever said to . Why does it make so happy? She lengthened her naked body and stretched. Its one of those erotic things won do without realising. Yes, I know they do realise it, but its more fun pretending they dont.
I could see out of the window while sitting on the bed, it was that close. Jenny pulled my belt out of my trouser loops. Outside, there was a man standing at either end of the alley. A druid, judging by the bald head and heavily oiled beard.
It seed unlikely to be a coincidence. Arrogant as it might be, my assumption was that they were here to watch us. The way Dereel and Deneel had reacted to us being Visitors suggested they werent big fans. They might not an us any harm, but they could still be a problem.
As Jenny miraculously removed my trousers while I was sitting, another druid approached. He stopped by one of the n and they spoke. I flinched because they suddenly had tentacles growing out from their heads and winding around each other in a terrible embrace. I also flinched because of what Jenny was up to, but we wont go into that.
The druids retracted their tentacles into their heads and parted. Was this sothing to do with my powers? A glimpse into the adjacent world? My hands werent glowing, but considering the lack of reaction from people passing by I seed to be the only one to have witnessed what had happened. Maybe it didnt an anything, just how it looked when two people chatted from the perspective of soone with my useless ability.
A heroic type would have leaped out of the window, scaled the walls and then given chase across the rooftops, performing unnecessary acts of parkour along the way.
But Colin, I hear you say, arent all acts of parkour unnecessary?
To which my reply is, Yes, my sweet sumr child, yes they are.
I didnt give chase. The druids could wait.
There was a loud knock on the door. I need to talk to you, insisted Claire. I could hear Maurice trying to calm her down in the background.
You open that door, said Jenny, and I will punch you in the face.
Sotis you say nasty things you do an, just to remind people youre there. The door remained closed.
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