When two lovers are reunited after being forced apart, you might expect them to run into each others arms. Maybe not in slow motion like they do in old movies, but with so degree of eagerness.
Explain? said Jenny. Explain what? She looked at with her head slightly tilted to one side and absolutely no sense of recognition.
It was definitely her. The face, the scar, the cool contempt in the eyes, it was all the sa. But the endless warmth I felt whenever I was near her was gone. She didnt know who I was.
If this is your man, she said to Keezy, you have a lot of explaining to do. He is an escaped prisoner from Requbar. Wanted for cris against the crown.
That was a new one. What cris did I commit? I asked.
Necromancy, said Telma with a sneer like she couldnt even stand to say the word.
Wow, I never knew I had it in . The way my rep was getting upgraded, pretty soon Id be the most powerful person in the world, on paper at least. That paper being my death certificate.
Take them back to the camp, Jenny said in such an offhand manner, she made it sound like shed been running armies all her life.
There were five won beside her, and they were all very tall and muscular, like sowhere there was a volleyball ga with half the court empty. They stepped forward, looking confident they could handle us.
Wait, I said, and they did. Not because of my commanding voice and deanourI think we all know how much respect they would get but because I had created a ball of light and raised it over my head.
They stepped back, which made it easier to get a proper look at them. Kitted out and tooled up. Jennys armour covered less of her, probably because it was heavy and she wasnt as butch as the others. Hanging from her side was a wooden sword.
Necromancy! hissed Telma, her hands raised to protect herself from the possibility of a mild tan.
Do you even know what the word an? This is a ball of light. Whats that got to do with raising the dead, you muppet.
She grimaced and drew her sword. The only reason she didnt stab was probably because she didnt know what a muppet was, but then does anyone? I an, sure, Kermits a frog and Miss Piggys a pig, but what the hell is Grover?
Jenny, do you really not know ? The sad eyes, the depressed face, the sorrowful hair not ringing any bells?
Jennys expression didnt change. She was a lot calr and together than I was used to seeing her. I know who you are, Dragonslayer. You are the criminal I was warned about. I was told to execute you on the spot, but you dont look all that dangerous to . Perhaps you have useful information we can pry out of you. She smiled, finding the idea of tornting amusing. So at least that was consistent.
My first thought was that she was under so kind of mind control. Possibly a geas put on her by the Queen. If she was being used like a puppet it would explain why she was casually leading an army into battle and why she had no idea who I was. But if she had orders to kill and had convinced herself not to follow them, perhaps sothing of the real Jenny was still under there, fighting for control.
Why do they keep calling yo Dragonslayer? said Flossie with her hands on her hips. All I needed.
Floss, please, I said. Im trying to get the love of my life to stop acting like a stupid bitch, so if you could give a mont. And I didnt kill any dragons.
Ah know yo wouldnt do it on purpose, Ah just think its odd they keep
Flossie, said Jenny, one minute, let
What the fuck? I said, really annoyed now. Why does everyone rember her? How can you know Flossie and not have a clue who I am?
Jenny was a bit taken aback my heartfelt outburst. I I dont know.
General, said Telma, give the order and I will dispatch this knave.
Oh fuck off, Telma, I said with true passion. Im trying to have a conversation, can you wait until Ive at least made my point? I know its hard when the attention isnt on you and people arent telling you how wonderful you are, but for once in your life could you let it be about soone else?
Telma looked offended. Maybe even a little hurt. I dont always make it about . She looked at the other won. Do I?
They all shook their heads very unconvincingly.
As far as I could tell, if I didnt snap Jenny out of it and get her to rember , theyd end up hanging from the nearest tree, so winding them up made very little difference. Plus, it was fun.
Jenny, I said while I had the chance. What happened? After we left Nekrol, where did you end up? How did you get to Requbar?
She was confused now, which was better than homicidal. I I am in the Queens Guard. I always have been I think. Recognising Flossie and not knowing how had at least put so doubt in her mind. And when soones off balance, ti to give them a good push.
Jenny, those gaps in your mory, they an soones been ssing with your head. It doesnt matter if you dont know or Flossie, forget that. You should be able to tell sothing isnt right. People rember the last few months of their lives, not see it as so foggy mist theyll find their way through later. That isnt normal, is it?
General said Telma, ready again to take centre stage. You cant slow down a professional attention whore for very long.
Stay where you are, all of you. He isnt a danger at the mont and if he does beco one, Ill be the one to deal with him. Put your weapons away.
She spoke with a great deal of authority and the won stood down. Whoever had put her in charge of this army had fucked up. She might have been the ideal person to lead a kamikaze mission shed been convinced was necessary, but she still had the brains to be aware of obvious signs sothing was wrong. A suicide mission still had an objective to achieve, it wasnt just dying spectacularly for no reason. Well, Telma might have seen it that way (Finally! The spotlight!) but Jenny was very goal oriented. No one knew that better than , Id been one of her goals.
I pressed on. If weve never t, how do I know you hate the taste of strawberries, or that the nail on the small toe of one foot is all fucked up? Or that you have a mole on the inside your left thigh. And you always
It isnt a mole, its
insist its a beauty spot.
Jenny shut her mouth. I had at least given her food for thought.
I know your body intimately, and, okay, your mind hardly at all, but thats because youre a massive weirdo. What more proof do you need?
Jenny slowly shook her head. But you? Why would I
Ah know, said Flossie. Its a mystery to everyone, but its true.
Thank you, Flossie, for that resounding endorsent.
General, said Telma, it will be daybreak soon. Better to continue the interrogation back at camp. We are exposed out here.
Yes, youre right, said Jenny. We will go back to camp and then decide
Whats that noise? said Flossie, looking around. There was a slight hum in the air, but it was too dark to see anything beyond the glow of my light.
We must leave, said Keezy. Intui patrol this area. They dont like dragons.
Well, then its a good thing we dont have one, isnt it, I said pointedly.
Oh, yes, I an they dont like humans like what we all are on each side of this fire. Brrr, nippy tonight, isnt it? Nice improv skills.
There was a loud roar. No, not really a roar, more like a trumpeting rasp.
What was that? said Telma. The soldiers had their weapons out and looked around nervously, ready for an attack.
And we were attacked, by a very unpleasant odour.
Ah think that was Vikchutni doing his morning business, said Flossie waving her hand in front of her nose.
Who is was as far as Jenny got before the Intui attacked.
They flew in silentlyapparently, wasps have stealth modeand it was only when they were on us that we saw them, small, pale lizards on the backs of St Bernard-sized wasps. Even when I could see them, I only just managed to avoid the spears flying at .
I turned off my light. Partly because it made too much of a target, but mainly because I know a good opportunity when I see one. The first fingers of sunlight were creeping up the western sky but it was still all shapes and silhouettes in our little clearing. The intui poked and thrust at us from the air, the soldiers swiped blindly with their swords. It was impossible to tell how many Intui there were, but more than us for sure.
The ground shook as Vikchutni returned from his morning constitutional. He was a giant shadow roaring at the sky, wings spread out.
Flossie! Dragon!
He had a history with the Intui and he didnt want to miss out on a dust up, but if he started puking acid around, we were all going to get covered.
Oh ah, replied Flossie, which ant she understood, I think.
Just before it went dark, Id seen the soldiers form a ring around Jenny. Her voice carried over the mayhem, barking out orders. It sounded like nonsense words.
Left graze. Up feint. Block focus.
Seed to be working, they werent all dead yet. Didnt help , though. She was impossible to get to like this.
I recast a ball of light, this ti over Vikchutni. His head suddenly appeared backlit and pissed. The Intui backed off, guessing what was coming. The dragon roared, but Flossie was sat behind his head, bent low and whispering in his ear, trying to keep him in check.
Run! I scread. Acid spray!
The soldiers turned and fled. They didnt want to get their faces lted off, understandably. All apart from Jenny. She remained where she was, her hand touching the side of her face, a mory trying to reach her.
A horn sounded, sharp and clear. I didnt know if it was the soldiers or the Intui, but soone was calling for reinforcents and they werent coming to save .
I turned off the light and ran at Jenny, knocking her off her feet and jumping on top of her. She struggled but even though Im not the strongest of guys, I had the asure of her. Her training with the zzik had taught her so moves but in close quarters my advantage in weight and strength told. We had wrestled many tis and I always won, although admittedly most of the ti she let and it ended in a different kind of full contact sport. She got onto her front and tried to scramble away but I landed on her, drove my knee into her back and shoved her face in the dirt. Because I loved her.
With my mouth right next to her ear, I said, Whatever the truth, well figure it out together, but not here. Youre going to co with and do what I tell you for now, or Im going to break your fucking arm. I viciously twisted her arm behind her while pushing her face into the ground to muffle her scream. Not twist a little to let her know I could, I an so hard it felt like I already had. Right now, it was more important to just get her out of here, I didnt have ti to convince her through debate. Even if that literally ant breaking her arms. I could always heal her later.
I pulled her to her feet, still with her arm behind her back, and shoved her towards the dragon. It was starting to get lighter and I could make out the dragons tail. I forced Jenny onto the dragon without giving her the slightest room to try sothing. If she had, I would have hurt her very badly to make sure she got the ssage.
Keezy, still in female form, and Nyx were already on there.
Flossie, lets go, I called out.
Ah cant. Theres too many of them.
The Intui had ford a ring around us. There seed to be a dozen or so of them. They buzzed in and out, keeping Vikchutni pinned. He snapped at them and theyd back off, but as soon as he opened his wings, they ca diving in, stabbing at him and forcing them closed.
Sit on her, I said to Keezy. If she tries anything, break her legs. I ant it.
He took hold of Jenny as I slid off the dragon and ran around to the front.
Flossie, dragon down.
The head ca down to my shoulder with Flossie crouched just behind and I grabbed his ear. Up.
The head rose, taking up with it. Now! I shouted.
Vikchutni let go a burst of acidic phlegm and I set fire to it. His head swayed from side to side as the spray swept across the Intui. Wasps turned to crispy shells and the lizardn fell off covered in flas.
Vikchutni took the opportunity to launch himself into the air, with dangling from his ear. Not the most elegant ascent. Hard to look cool when youre being worn as an earring.
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