Chapter 80 - Input A Na
?Congratulations.?
Huh, this dungeon is quite progressive, isn't it?
Not only does it welco a challenger with open (taphorical) arms, it also congratulates them when they clear it.
However, there's no point in being congratulated for clearing sothing if you aren't at the top.
Unless we're talking about terminal cancer. Then yea, the lower the stage you are at, the better.
?You've cleared the 1-star dungeon, 'The Exalt's mories'.?
Aight, no need to remind that this is just a re 1-star dungeon. Bruh.
?You've also created a world record for the fastest clearing ti. Congratulation.?
Now that's what I'm talking about.
?Please input a na.? With that, a keyboard appeared on the system screen.
Hmm, what should I use?
'Xx_Cool_gar_xX'?
'Ifuckedyourmum69'?
'ggTOOez420'?
Nah, let's keep it simple.
And so, I pressed the required keys.
?S-a-n-backspace-m-u-r-6-6-6?
?Are you sure you want to use Samur666 as your na??
Is that a joke?
I clicked on 'Yes'.
?Congratulation for setting a world record, Samur666.?
Below that ssage was a… leaderboard?
Wut?
??????
NA? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? CLEAR TI
Samur666? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 08:59:69
Azell? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 11:48:09
Xx_Cool_gar_xX? ? 27:18:78
??????
Soone actually used 'Xx_Cool_gar_xX'. Nice.
There were others below us, but I and Azell were at the top of the leaderboard, which also ans that the Protagonist X whose existence I had considered rely to be on the safe side actually exists.
And that Protagonist X is Azell.
I guess fate really has dictated him to be a Protagonist.
I scrolled down the leaderboard. At the very bottom was a guy with the na 'How_is_this_a_1_star_dungeon' and had a clear ti for 14 days.
F for the dodgy wanker.
My na at the top of the leaderboard aside, I wonder how Azell will react when he learns that I broke his record by around 3 minutes.
This should be enough for to qualify for the 4-star dungeon Azell was talking about.
However, I'm sure that he does not want to take with him because the dungeon would be dangerous and I'm just a child and other such generic bullshit used to tie down children.
Which would be smart decision making on his part.
Children should be tied down because they are stupid. I've been a witness to a lot of deaths which could have been avoided just by firmly holding the child.
What pisses off more is that the adults around the child do not bla him because he's just a child.
I an, excuse . Child or not, his stupidity just cost the life of a man/woman who probably had dreams, ideals, a family to go back to. You can't just write it off like that.
What if I was the one who had done sothing that stupid? Oh, then I would be the asshole because soone died because of and I should've known better.
Fucking racists. I hope they all burn in hell with those children.
I swear to God had I known that children are such fucking idiots when I was the Origin, I would have made sure that children would not exist. Won could just push out fully grown adults or whatever.
Which would have been incredibly painful, but I could have solved that by implanting a fucking space distortion in their wombs. That would have given the uterus enough space to house three fully grown adults yet still allow the mother to have a zero figure.
Hmm, perhaps it is ti I-
"You… you really did it!" Neia's exclamation from behind brought back from my reveries.
"Thank you. I an it."
If not for her, I just might have turned into a child killer.
"W-what?"
"Nothing."
"Oh. Whatever." She shook her head. "I can't believe this. You really did it."
Expand your vocabulary, Neia.
"What, did you actually think I could not? Your sheer distrust in has hurt , Neia." My head drooped.
"I-I didn't an it that way! I, uh, I-"
"Haha, calm down, I was just joking."
This woman needs to learn to take a joke.
"You were?"
"Of course. In the first place, it would have been weird for you to believe that I, a 12-year-old child, could set a world record."
"Haha, yeah…" She laughed a bit nervously.
"Also, you were right about that rumour. There was a guy who cleared this dungeon in half an hour."
"Really? What's your ti?"
"8 minutes 59 seconds."
"Seriously?!"
I barely made the sub 9-minute mark.
"Uh-huh."
"That's impressive. I'm proud of you." She patted my shoulder as she wiped a tear from the corner of her eye.
Why is she acting like the mother bidding farewell to her son who is leaving ho for college? I don't rember giving her that privilege.
"Is it that impressive? You could easily complete this dungeon within 5 minutes."
She's a motherfucking Dragon; she could blow this whole dungeon away within seconds.
Hmm, but would that count as clearing the dungeon? I an, by destroying the dungeon she would also destroy its core. Would the System consider it a valid dungeon clearing attempt?
Different systems would handle this in different ways. Perhaps I should ask Neia to do exactly that so that I can narrow down the Dungeon System this world uses.
"About that… I cannot." Neia replied with a derisive sigh.
"Wait, what?"
She can't be serious about that- ah.
"I actually can't use any type of attack or defence magic."
"What about your signature Dragon breath?"
"It only heals those I fire it on."
Wut?
"What about your claws and fangs?"
"They are strong, but for so reason, whenever I use them to attack, the attacks just don't land. It's like so higher power is interfering."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously." She sighed as her eyes drooped.
"Wow."
My oh fucking my.
I ca here looking for Copper but actually found Strange Matter.
"I know, it is…"
"Fucking amazing!"
"Really pathetic."
"What?"
"What?"
We both looked at each other in stupefaction for so monts.
"Did you just call it pathetic?"
"And did you just call it amazing?" Her brows creased into a frown.
"Of course! What else could it be?"
"I have practically zero attacking power making absolutely useless in a battle, and you think that's amazing?"
Wut?
"First of all, everyone has different roles in a battle, so your inability to attack does not make you useless because it is compensated for by your superb healing capabilities."
"Ah, yes, everyone says that." She rolled her eyes.
"Second, your condition ans you are almost at your apotheosis."
"What?" She furrowed her brows.
"You, Neia, have the potential to be the Dragon God."
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