Chapter 158 - Phase 2
"Good evening to you too, Princess."
"You're half an hour late," Voloha harrumphed.
"You said that already."
Like, Jesus I ignored her earlier comnt and greeted her to show her what she should do when she's eting an acquaintance after so ti, but she straight up ignored it like it was my comrades' pleas for to value my life and comnted on being late once again.
Just why are people of this world so rude?
I get it, I'm half an hour late, but I had no choice, okay?
I was drowsy after that fiasco with Clentine (who would have thought that shooting my so-called little sister with co with consequences), so I made a cup of coffee and took a 20 minute nap (which surprisingly didn't extend into an 8 hour sleep) and took a bath because I wanted to feel refreshed.
Everyone does it, so stop guilt tripping . Goddamnit.
"Then you should have been on ti."
"I'll try my best next ti."
Correction; I'll try my moderately best next ti because frankly speaking, I'm an easily distracted malaka.
"Please, have a seat," Azell asked as he stacked the docunts on his desk into a neat pile.
How organised.
"Thank you."
Noelle, by the way, wasn't here today. At my request, obviously.
Azell is of the mind that I should reveal to our comrades that I'm the creator of the Elixir, but I disagree.
Mainly because of my Operation Shadow Organisation, and I also don't want them to know that I was the one who jebaited Noelle because they'd probably whoop my ass right in the middle of the public square.
That's why keeping it a secret is the most tactical decision right now.
"Azell was just telling about your little… inventions," Voloha said.
"Little?"
I did what no else could by integrating a teleportation magic spell and a magical artefact and she has the audacity to call it little?
If yes, then she's absolutely right. Finally, soone who doesn't make a big deal out of the things I do.
"Well, compared to the Elixir, it's a little…"
"Ah, right, you might think that," I nodded with a slight, derisive smile.
Ti to put on my acting face and start the phase 2 of my epic prank.
"Hmm?" She slightly furrowed her brows, perhaps confused by my choice of words.
Noice.
Wait, have I dealt with that… ah yes, I have.
Good, the stage is set. All that's left is to make the actors dance.
Hmm, shouldn't it be the dancers, though? The actor acts, and the dancer dances. Unless, of course, the actor is multitalented and can both act and dance.
I'm just going to make this weird, so let's move on.
"Now, before we start, are we secure?"
By which I ant was the sound isolating barrier set up or not.
I an, what if soone is eavesdropping on us? Though now that I think about it, I should have asked about it before Voloha said that my new inventions were little compared to the Elixir.
A tactical miscalculation on my part, but I'll just do what I do best and bla soone else in case of any information leak.
"We were secure the mont you entered the room," Azell replied. "Would you like so coffee?"
"No, I already had so before coming here."
"Huh?" Voloha scowled at .
Oh shit.
"I an, I had a cup of coffee before I trained Neia."
"…" Her scowled sharpened.
"How did it go?" Azell asked.
"Well, I taught her the first lesson of owning a gun. I couldn't continue with the rest due to so unforeseen circumstances, so I'll continue tomorrow."
That's assuming Mr. Cat is there to lick my face and wake up again.
"I see. By the way, I have been wondering," he took a seat beside Voloha, "how do you know so much about guns?"
"Books."
"I'm sorry, but I find it hard to believe-"
"I just had a lot of really good books."
This answer might seem like bullshit (it is), but it's going to play such an important role today.
"I see," he exhaled sharply.
"Anyway, may I know the reason behind today's ergency eting? Did sothing happen?"
I already knew the answer to that, but I still needed to keep up appearances.
"I'm sure you know why I'm here," Voloha replied.
Oh my, would you look at this smartass.
"Well, I don't know, maybe because you are bored? I actually have a really good card ga to pass ti and break friendships over I an just pass ti. Hold on, let get it."
"Uno?" Azell muttered under his breath.
Yes, Azell, Uno. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing the heart of soone break as you put a 4 right before they are about to win.
That feeling is just orgasmic.
"I'm not here because I'm bored," Voloha sighed.
"You are not? Then why are you here?"
"I'm here because of what you said during the Seminar!" She exclaid.
"Right," Azell nodded.
Alright, chill, woman, no need to scream like that.
This Princess needs so anger managent classes.
"Ah, I see. Okay, so which part of what I said in the Seminar made you co all the way here? I just did what we agreed to do beforehand."
Let's see which trail they are following and then act accordingly.
"Was it, though?" Voloha raised her eyebrow.
"Yup. I demonstrated the power and use of the Elixir, I let them know why we were giving the Elixirs to them, I explained the rules to them and made them sign a contract to accept those rules. Everything happened just as planned."
As simple as that.
"Oh yeah? Then what about the 'we', the part about the people pulling the strings from behind you?" Voloha asked.
"Ah, you're talking about that part," I nodded.
I was originally planning to make the New Dawn Guild and Voloha be the 'people behind ' so that I could relax, but I have since changed my mind.
I want to run a shadow organisation; an organisation that controls the world but doesn't actually exist because it's just a single 12-year-old boy doing everything on his own.
It's a bit of a hassle, I admit, but it's going to be so worth it when I'll reveal the truth to them right before the final battle to save the world.
Oh my God, just imagining their faces the mont they learn that everything they ever believed in was a lie… ah, I should control myself before I get an awkward boner.
"You're thinking too much about it," Azell stepped up to defend . "I'm sure he just ant us, right?"
"Maybe, but I want to hear it from his own mouth," Voloha stared directly into my eyes.
This girl sure loves her premarital eye contact. How sinful.
"Well, actually, I wasn't referring to you guys," I smiled slightly.
"Huh?" Azell stupidly grunted.
"Huh?" And so did Voloha.
"There are people behind who have been helping ."
"What, wait, no-"
"How else do you think I got those books?"
Get pranked, big gurls.
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