Ha-eun admitted that her break had gone on a bit too long.
The friends who had traveled with her had already returned to their streams, yet Diah alone remained on hiatus.
That was definitely strange.
Of course, she could explain in full detail why Diah had delayed her return.
She just couldn’t deal with the consequences.
"No need to burn down the whole house just to catch a single flea."
Saying she was busy with other schedules was a safer excuse than giving a full explanation.
Expecting everyone to understand personal circumstances she couldn’t share was, honestly, too much to ask.
But still—
"Huh? That’s weird. Where did all the Noeulis who said they missed go?"
— They °• N 𝑜 v 𝑒 l i g h t •° froze to death, obviously..
— Diah... it’s so cold... my eyes... are closing... shiver shiver shiver...
— I shivered on the streets until I died of exposure
— So why were you late?
— Noeulis are people too! If you don’t stream, we starve to death!
— My chicken got cold...
Before she could even say a word, the chat had already exploded into flas.
So, first, she had to handle the raging masses.
The problem was that no matter what Diah said, the chat remained utterly chaotic.
"Nothing serious happened! I was just a tiny bit... just a tiny bit busier than usual. That’s all! Sorry for being late...!"
— But still, it’s nice to see you again
— Weren’t we your only ones? Weren’t we your only ones? Weren’t we your only ones? Weren’t we your only ones?
— If “sorry” was enough, why do we have laws? Why do we have police?!
— I don’t feel the sincerity
— So when’s the acrostic poem contest judging?
— Damn, it’s been a while
So Noeulis started to calm down at Diah’s apology, while others grew even wilder.
Of course, any truly excessive ssages were being handled by the moderators.
But from Diah’s perspective—who actually had to keep the stream running—it wasn’t exactly a pleasant sight.
"Hmm...."
So, she racked her brain, searching for a way to regain control of her own stream.
—Clap, clap.
"Alright, everyone, focus, focus!"
After clapping twice to grab attention, she quickly switched the stream screen from her room to the broadcasting setup screen.
"If you keep this up, I’ll have no choice but to press... this blue button...!"
— Gasp
— What
— ?
— Oh no
— Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
— STOP!!
— This is a cheat code, wtf
Now fully embracing her role as a terrorist, Diah threatened the Noeulis in chat.
If they didn’t settle down, everyone would go down together in flas.
After all, hadn’t they all wanted to see her?
"Geez, at this rate, I won’t even last an hour. My hand’s on the mouse right now~. You better stop before it’s too late~!"
— There will be no negotiations with terrorists
— Go ahead
— Be my guest
— Leaving already?
— Diah, it was fun, see you next ti
"Huh? After two whole weeks, you’re just gonna watch for 20 minutes and leave? I’m really ending the stream, you better stop !"
— LOL
— (Without you, I’ll perish)
— Why do you ignore us when we tell you to co back, but now that we say leave, you’re staying?
— Stealth power struggle
— Diah, you’re cute
— Fine, here, take my hand
— Ah, this is that familiar taste
— Is she turning into a nhera now?
She continued her half-joking, half-serious threats with the end stream button,
but it seed the Noeulis had grown immune over ti.
Most of them didn’t even flinch.
So, she made good on her threat.
"Art...!"
— ?
— Oh no
— If she leaves, we’re actually screwed
— We're done for
— Oh god
"...is an EXPLOSION!!"
— Ding.
[ The stream of Diah has ended. ]
They had to learn, just once, that the bomb would actually go off.
And extre asures were sotis necessary for self-regulation.
This translation is the intellectual property of Novelight.
Why is dicine bitter?
Because it’s good for you.
— OPEN THE DOOR!!!
— BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
— Only after the flowers have fallen do we realize it was spring...
— Co back, co back, co back, co back, co back, co back, co back...
— Diah, I love you!!!!
— CO BACKKKKKKKK
— I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG
There was no way Diah was going to let her stream descend into complete chaos.
Instead of going live again right away, she spent so ti looking up news articles about God and the Goblin's premiere,
letting the Noeulis stew in their suffering for a while.
As she sneakily glanced at the now differently chaotic chat,
she finally started the stream again about ten minutes later.
[Oren10000☆ (Second Try)]
"Hello hello~! It’s been a while, everyone~! First ti seeing you in two weeks~. You missed , right~?"
— You promised to return! You promised to return! You promised to return! You promised to return!
— I missed you, T^T
— Wait, is this déjà vu?
— The missing two weeks, damn...
— Diah
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