Is it only possible to pretend to be a doctor if you graduate from dical school?
If I were in a dical position, I would say otherwise.
The internet world is different.
You can be a doctor in the online world and still have a happy internet life.
That’s based on my own experience.
Before the war, I briefly participated in the precursor to Blinder for a short ti.
During that brief stay of about two hours, the users who left the strongest impression on were the ones who wore the doctor title.
They knew how to give the “sharp words”.
Even if the sa thing was said, the cry of a newcor was dismissed as nonsense, but when a doctor spoke, sohow, it turned into a aningful “sharp words”.
And there were no topics they couldn’t tackle.
In a common post about gender relationships, when n and won were fighting, a doctor would appear and deliver a sharp comnt, and that comnt would imdiately beco the right one.
I didn’t know if gender conflict treatnt was part of a doctor's specialty.
But I clearly rember the way they delivered their words, and how people, shocked by their comnts, obediently accepted them.
That’s why I, Park Gyu, chose to beco a doctor instead of a hunter.
“······Well, if you insist strongly, I’ll do it, but I’d recomnd avoiding getting involved in dical debates.”
“If you get caught, won’t it be a problem?”
The sellers were concerned about .
I smiled brightly and responded.
“Don’t worry. I’m a pro at the internet.”
Doctor / x***:** (Skelton) Here’s lunch today! Haha (3)
I posted a simple update on the Everyday Board.
13th Collective Farm / A****:** Looks delicious!
Daegwallyeong Dairy Cooperative / So**:** My mouth is watering~
Gasan Advanced Manufacturing Plant / D****:** Looks tasty!
It was a simple post, but I got three comnts.
To compare, I checked the post I made earlier as Skelton:
Unemployed / Sk: Here’s lunch today!
No comnts.
“······.”
No one cares about Unemployed Skelton, but when Doctor Skelton posts, people start paying attention.
It’s bittersweet, but what can I do?
I’m a doctor now.
Doctor / x***:** (Skelton) I made a wool felt doll! Haha (12)
Doctor / x***:** (Skelton) This is an old Awaken test sheet! Haha (9)
Doctor / x***:** (Skelton) Possibility of the Hope Collapse (15)
Doctor / x***:** (Skelton) Ah~ I’m so sleepy~ (5)
Doctor / x***:** (Skelton) Dr. Skelton’s Beatboxing (1)
...
Clearly, I’m getting a lot of comnts.
Is it the power of the title?
I even started getting private ssages regularly.
Doctor Skelton, could you look at my child’s condition?
I’m making opium for pain relief, could you tell the recomnded dosage?
Where are you? I’m in Wonju. How about a drink soti? (I’m a man)
I heard you can make aspirin from willow trees—can I do it at ho?
...
I can see why doctors are so popular.
Doctors are helpful.
Even if they don’t provide direct treatnt, the knowledge of the dical profession itself is valuable.
In fact, the people who sent ssages wanted my dical knowledge more than they cared about my Skelton persona.
But the truth is, I’m not a doctor.
It’s unfortunate, but I can’t respond to these requests. I’m not qualified to answer them.
Before the war, performing dical procedures without a license was punishable by law.
Anyway, my Doctor Skelton debut was a success.
Despite that, my activities weren’t much different from my ti in Viva! Apocalypse!.
I read popular posts, left comnts, wrote so new ones, and lurked around.
It’s certainly nice to see comnts on my posts.
But my purpose for buying the doctor account wasn’t just to enjoy a happy Blinder life.
I’m still mindful of my roots in Viva! Apocalypse!.
ㅇㅇ: Hey. What’s this guy doing now?
It was about three days after Skelton had started working as a “doctor” on Blinder when my story began circulating in Viva! Apocalypse!.
An anonymous user had saved a screenshot of operating as a doctor on Blinder and posted it on the board.
The post sparked attention on the board, but in a different way from m9’s ridicule.
ㅇㅇ: What? Skelton is a doctor?
Anonymous424: Skelton is a doctor?
Unicorn18: What the~
mmmmmmmmm: If this guy’s really a doctor, our apartnt is dood.
Anonymous458: Could be a doctor. I heard there are strange people among doctors.
tntn_Orthopedics: I rember Skelton never joined discussions with our board’s doctors...
dongtanmom: Munching... Of course, he bought the account... munching...
gijayangban: ?
...
There were many mixed opinions.
Among them, many doubted .
Especially Dongtanmom.
She’s a friend of mine, but monts like these make truly dislike people.
But this controversy isn’t necessarily bad.
“······.”
It ans that Skelton is at the center of attention.
And not just any Skelton, but Doctor Skelton.
Doctor Skelton’s Life
It’s been 10 days since I’ve been living as Doctor Skelton.
They say your environnt shapes you.
My internet activities have changed a lot compared to my ti as Skelton.
I used to write posts and wait for reactions, but now, I seek out the hottest posts.
The Hot Topics board on Blinder is where the most popular posts are found.
I focus on finding posts that have sparked debates.
Finding those posts isn’t hard.
All you need to do is look for the ones with the most comnts.
Seoul Supply Support Team / Tak****:** Why do won test people’s patience like this? (632)
I checked out the post.
The poster was a male employee at a large cafeteria serving about 3,000 als.
It seed he had been assigned there via the employnt center, but conflicts arose with the female employees who had worked there longer.
He felt that the won were treating him unfairly. For example, when he was cutting potatoes, they would tell him to serve food, and when he was serving, they would criticize him for not watching the soup pot.
The gist of his post was that he was being constantly harassed while trying to do his job.
“······Hmm.”
I crossed my arms and read the comnts.
There were opinions both supporting the won and the poster.
Those supporting the won argued that in a cafeteria like theirs, where experienced workers had been there a long ti, the new employee should try to match their pace and rhythm.
Those supporting the poster criticized the won for being overly territorial towards the new guy.
Both sides had valid points.
It reminded of my own ti during the Chinese era, with Kim Daram and leading an elite team. When soone underperford, it created problems.
Adding a mber should increase strength, but it often resulted in the opposite.
In my case, I wouldn’t hesitate to cut such team mbers loose.
I didn’t forgive those who didn’t et the standards.
Unlike other team leaders, I never tried to get rid of them intentionally, but I didn’t deny that I used harsh thods.
Anyway, despite my history, I wanted to support the won in this situation.
But public opinion was different.
Most of the new civilians who had joined the Legion had either been idle for too long or lacked relevant experience.
Most users on Blinder supported the poster, criticizing the won.
“······.”
Here’s where it gets important.
When both sides, the supporters and the opponents, had made their points and the situation was starting to settle down.
That was the mont when the “doctor” should step in.
Doctor / x***:** (Skelton) I understand both sides, but I think it would have been better if the female employees had shown a bit more flexibility. After all, it’s a workplace, right? You can’t avoid each other. If one side bends, the original group should bend as well.
A sharp remark.
It’s a power only a few can wield in Blinder.
Unemployed could make sharp remarks, but no one would listen.
But as a doctor…
New Collective Group / A****:** As expected, the divine doctor.
Daegwallyeong Dairy Cooperative / x*****:** Oh, the doctor has appeared!
Unemployed / Un**:** Why do you think that, doctor?
Samgeon Construction / Bok**:** As expected, the divine doctor.
People respond to .
It doesn’t matter if my words are right or not.
What matters is the title.
As long as you have the title, people will find the credibility in your words.
“······.”
These sharp remarks have beco one of my hobbies recently.
I could say they’re one of the joys that sustain .
And so, when I was about to leave after delivering another sharp remark…
A new comnt appeared.
Hunter / Cho***:** What do you an by “right”? That’s just a bunch of vague nonsense. If you’re going to talk like that, just keep your mouth shut. Who do you think you are, posting useless comnts every ti like you’re so sort of authority?
“?”
What’s this?
Is this an attack?
There’s no doubt about it.
This is an attack on .
But this guy, his job seems unusual.
He’s a hunter.
If he were unemployed, I would have ignored him, but why is a hunter starting a fight with ?
“······.”
At this point, reacting hastily and emotionally is the way of an amateur.
I kept silent and observed.
As though I hadn’t seen the comnt.
It wouldn’t be bad if the situation just ended here.
Doctor vs Hunter.
If the Dragon and Tiger of Blinder were to clash, both would inevitably get hurt.
But this guy…
Hunter / Cho***:** This person. This isn’t the first ti. What’s so great about you? Huh? What’s so great?
He knows .
What should I say?
The scent of a “snipe” is strongly in the air.
Did I do sothing to deserve a snipe?
Confused, I went to the Completely Anonymous board.
When fights break out on a board, unlike Viva! Apocalypse! where things are addressed directly, Blinder operates more sneakily in the background, engaging in covert battles.
It’s the sa now.
When a heated argunt breaks out in a popular board like the Hot Topics board, people don’t rally behind soone or criticize soone directly. Instead, they go to the Completely Anonymous board to talk about it.
And sure enough, what just happened to had already taken over the trends on that board.
Anyone: Isn’t that Hunter the Bitik Auntie?
Anyone: Why is the Bitik Auntie so angry?
Anyone: Doesn’t the Bitik Auntie always criticize but never accept criticism herself?
Anyone: I think she’s been holding it in and finally snapped.
Anyone: I honestly didn’t like Skelton either.
Anyone: Yeah, he suddenly appeared, acting all high and mighty, criticizing everyone. Who would like that?
Anyone: He really slls like a newbie and ended up getting bitten by the Bitik Auntie. Tsk tsk.
Anyone: Co to think of it, isn’t Skelton that weird guy from Viva! Apocalypse!?
From the context, it seems that the Hunter who attacked is probably Kim Daram.
This is humiliating, but the diplomatic approach seems the best solution here.
Tap Tap
Daram, right? It’s Park Gyu. Park. Skelton. Don’t you recognize ? I was just ssing around, so let’s not get worked up and move on calmly ^^
I sent a ssage to Kim Daram.
But…
I can’t reach Kim Daram.
To make things worse, the Hot Topics board is getting more heated.
Hunter / Cho***:** Why aren’t you saying anything? Try giving a sharp remark, huh? You like giving sharp remarks, right?
This guy.
I can tell now.
He’s doing this because he hates .
“······.”
Let just put out this fire for now.
Tap Tap
Doctor / x***:** (m9) Hey, Hunter, I’m not sure why you’re so upset, but I wasn’t trying to make a sharp remark, so please let it go.
It might seem a bit submissive, but if this ends the fight, it’s a small price to pay.
But then…
Hunter / Cho***:** Which hospital are you with?
“?!”
Hunter / Cho***:** My husband’s a doctor. This must be fate, let’s get to know each other~ My husband works at Chuncheon General Hospital. If you’re uncomfortable, just tell the hospital and departnt!
The situation is turning awkwardly.
This is not a good situation.
It’s getting closer to the worst.
Hunter / Cho***:** Why can’t you tell ? At least the hospital and departnt? Huh?
Kim Daram is pushing to the edge.
Hunter / Cho***:** If you’re not replying, does that an... you’re an impersonator?
“······.”
This is the best option.
Delete the comnt and run.
Fighting against an opponent I can’t win against is foolish.
But then, it crossed my mind.
Is this really the right thing to do?
If I delete the comnt and run, will Kim Daram let off the hook?
It’s obvious that she will keep attacking , comnting on every post I make.
Suddenly, the words of the Doctor Account seller crossed my mind.
“Ah, this account? It’s a sort of dummy account. It wasn’t created newly, just modifying the dummy account information that existed since Blinder was developed. Even if you get caught, it won’t be a big deal. You just can’t use that account anymore.”
That’s right, Park Gyu.
I didn’t live like that.
Hunter / Cho***:** So you’re an impersonator? Huh? You impersonated a doctor? I heard there are a lot of impersonation accounts nowadays, and it turns out it’s true. You’re really bold. Even impersonating a doctor. Have you ever stepped foot in a dical school? Haha.
Hunter / Cho***:** I’m reporting you right now.
“······.”
Tap Tap
Doctor / x***:** (Dongtanmom) Bitik.
Hunter / Cho***:** What?
Doctor / x***:** (Dongtanmom) Bitik Auntie.
Hunter / Cho***:** What did you just say?
Doctor / x***:** (Dongtanmom) Bitik Auntie.
“Hmm? Senior? You still need anything? I need food, clothes, toothpaste, dicine, etc. Oh, you’re coming now? Why?”
“Not really, just that... I can’t sit by while my junior is suffering, can I? I know I won’t be much help, but I have to do what I can.”
“Senior...”
“You don’t need to thank . I’m doing it because I feel like it.”
I arranged to et Woo Min-hee.
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