Chapter 957: 939. Barrage Discussion
As Secretary Xiaozu saw the popularity of her livestream skyrocketing, and the number of followers increasing, she felt content and quickly said to Qiaoqiao:
“Co on, Qiaoqiao, tell everyone about the more detailed requirents.”
“The detailed requirents… Ah…” Qiaoqiao started to feel distressed: “There are so many, so many!”
Livestream: …
[If Director Zhu says there are too many requirents, I’d say better not to go. But this is Teacher Qiaoqiao! Teacher, you tell us!]
[Listening, listening, tell us!]
[Anyway, I can’t go, the more rules the better]
[Just wondering, if soone ahead of
decides not to go, would my chance get bumped up? And if it’s a raffle, will there be a redraw?]
[Ah, look at ! I’m also from Yun City! I live close, I can go!]
[??? You who live so close, haven’t you thought about finding the host’s ho?]
[Although Yun City is a small city, with nine counties and three districts, driving to the farthest county takes more than four hours]
[??? My bad, my bad? This city really isn’t big… um, not large]
[Hasn’t anybody taken a closer look at the towns around their city? They vary in distance, and it might take another hour to drive from the towns to the local villages.]
anwhile, Qiaoqiao had sorted out her thoughts and raised one finger:
“Firstly, if the selected person doesn’t co, their spot will be cancelled, not passed on to anyone else, nor given to others.”
He was really worried: “I’m so eager to see the kids, I’ve prepared the gifts pretty soon.”
Ultraman and Peppa stickers will be shipped out soon!
Secretary Xiaozu added from the side: “After the announcent is out, we will contact the eligible people right away, please provide your real contact information! We’ll verify the back-end ssages live when you get here.”
She further added: “To prevent anyone from scalping their spot, after all, this is Teacher Qiaoqiao’s intention, we can’t let it be squandered, right?”
[Right, right, right, you’re absolutely right!]
[Hurry it up, what’s the second requirent?]
[That’s the saying, the more rules the better since I’m not the one going.]
Qiaoqiao raised her second finger: “We’ll have many guests on the day of the pig slaughter feast, so please don’t bring family or friends! There’s just enough food, everything’s been pre-portioned.”
After thinking a bit, she added: “My sister said it’s fine if you do bring soone, we’ll ask the locals to cook for them separately, no one will go hungry.”
“It’s actually good for girls to bring a family mber, for safety.”
[I agree with this! Can’t open the doors to all family mbers, otherwise you’ll be bringing six or seven people including both sets of parents and the kids.]
[True! I can’t even imagine what sky-high price the host’s pork would fetch if it were to be sold. If you score a cheap deal, just enjoy it and don’t bring more people over.]
[Agreed! Actually, these two requirents are quite reasonable, not even really demands, right? It’s what everyone should do.]
[Lol, so much fuss over eating pork, can’t I just buy it from the supermarket?]
[Then go buy it from the supermarket, stop whining, no one’s begging you to co.]
[Exactly! Every Weibo giveaway cos with a bunch of conditions, the host’s requirents are clearly very reasonable]
[I’m literally crying, so moved. He’s even providing als for the family mbers]
[Hahaha, I actually hope soone brings a family mber, let the family mber eat regular food, while they enjoy the Flat Peach lol]
[Got the image, got the image— pig slaughter feast, pig slaughter feast, family about to split…]
[Hiss! This pig slaughter feast really tests relationships, huh]
[Tough on the ladies, putting true love to the test…]
As for the third requirent… Qiaoqiao thought hard but seed to be out of ideas. Nonetheless, she extended a third finger:
“Third, everyone eat a little less in the morning, because Seventh Uncle said we are preparing lunch with three tis the normal amount.” He looked worried: “Kids, please don’t waste the food!”
[What?! There’s wasting?! I have to finish it even if I have to shove it down my throat!]
[Alright, I’m preparing so digestive tablets now]
[Just asking, starting from today if I train my appetite, can the host give
a spot?]
[This is heartbreaking! We have to go on diets because it’s almost New Year’s, and yet the host is serving such good food]
[Just one question: Can we take ho the leftovers?]
[Good idea, why should aunties at hotels be allowed to pack leftovers? Us young people can do it too!]
[Ordering take-out bags and boxes right now—I’ll carry a bag of leftover food through security check, is that alright? Will everyone laugh at
if it’s discovered?]
[You’re thinking too much! If you’re not quick enough when it’s ti, I don’t believe there will be any leftovers on the table]
Seeing that Qiaoqiao seed to have finished speaking, Secretary Xiaozu quickly added: “There’s another thing we’d like everyone to understand, for safety reasons, please do not bring valuable items. After lunch and before dinner, for friends who didn’t co by car, we’ll arrange to take you to the train station and high-speed rail station.”
“So, everyone might as well buy your return tickets together.”
After Secretary Xiaozu finished speaking, she sighed: “Of course, we discussed it later, and it’s indeed hard to get tickets during the New Year’s period, so if anyone needs to stay, our village can also provide accommodation—see? It’s the employee dormitory behind this factory complex here.”
She started laughing: “Accommodation is free for up to a week, als included, but you’d have to eat with the canteen on the mountain—that’s just regular food.”
She emphasized the last sentence.
Qiaoqiao hurriedly said: “Don’t stay and eat for too long! My sister said if it exceeds a week, the cost of food and accommodation for those who stayed will be deducted from my salary… I’m broke!”
The last bit of money for this month was spent on Ultraman toys and stickers.
[Hahahahahahaha]
[Starve the host!]
[Seriously, I might just stay there for the New Year, as long as you’ve got the nerve, it’s more lively in the village]
[Don’t worry host, I’ll co to the village during the New Year to play the God of Wealth and make money to support you]
[Get out of here, don’t believe him! If he could really bring the God of Wealth, wouldn’t he have gotten rich himself already?]
[Speaking of which reminds , when I was a kid in the countryside during New Year’s, there were those who ca to the door with monkeys to present the God of Wealth, two yuan for a poster!]
[My unfortunate childhood mories return—not all who ca with monkeys were bringing the God of Wealth; so might have been thieves]
[Hahahaha what a tragic human drama, back in my hotown I’ve never heard of anyone running into such a thief]
[Am I the only one who thinks, staying on the mountain in a strange village during New Year’s doesn’t seem too bad?]
[Seriously, no kidding…]
[Single dogs who don’t want to face relatives back ho are getting restless]
[DINK families also don’t want to face relatives back ho… can I scrounge a New Year’s Eve dinner if I spend the New Year at your place, host?]
[Otherwise, let’s form a group and just go to the mountains to spend the New Year, at our own expense]
[A key question: Are we allowed to set off fireworks in the countryside?]
[Another key question: Are there chefs in the countryside willing to take orders during New Year’s?]
Secretary Xiaozu: …
Modern netizens, she knew all too well, giants in words, dwarfs in deeds. Don’t be fooled by all the lively discussions, barely one in a hundred would actually act.
No panic.
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