??Chapter 768: 758. Too much of a loss_1
Chapter 768: 758. Too much of a loss_1
Boss Chang’s eyes bulged.
He looked at Song Tan, then at the wild boar, and again at the naively oblivious Song Qiaoqiao, at this mont not knowing what to say.
After a while, he finally struggled to find his voice again, “Well… wild boar at is tough on the teeth, and the newly arrived Master Jiang has a knack for smoking and roasting at…”
Song Tan looked over in surprise, only to hear Qiaoqiao also exclaim, “Uncle, how can you be so bad at doing business! It has eaten so many sweet potatoes from , killing it would be such a loss!”
Then she gravely appraised the wild boar, “We have to let it fatten up like a little chicken, get it through this year, and then it can continue breeding piglets next year!”
Boss Chang was profoundly shaken! Who exactly was the capitalist here? He just wanted to slaughter the boar for its at, but they were thinking about endless generations to co!
“Exactly!” Song Tan said approvingly, looking at Qiaoqiao, “Not bad, my smart treasure has gotten much cleverer lately… Buying a sow is too expensive; we should catch our own! In a few days, let’s get a young boar to raise for breeding—that’s what I call sustainable developnt!”
A wild boar mated with a dostic pig would surely produce piglets that were both robust and tasty!
After speaking, she reached out to take the wicker switch from Qiaoqiao’s hand and deftly flicked it in the air with a flourish!
With a “snap” sound in the air, the wild boar grunted, promptly following her lead.
Boss Chang cowered behind Zhang Yanping, clearly still traumatized by the wild boar’s potential ferocity, while Zhang Yanping, staring at the microphone pinned to Qiaoqiao’s collar, couldn’t help but feel that sothing was amiss…
Wait a minute!
“Qiaoqiao, aren’t you live streaming?”
Qiaoqiao froze!
Then she suddenly exclaid, “I haven’t picked my sweet potato vines yet, and I didn’t bring a basket!” Saying this, she dashed off down the mountain with great speed.
Zhang Yanping and Song Tan exchanged a glance, then quietly opened the live stream.
The live stream was filled with the sight of lush, wind-ruffled sweet potato leaves, their fresh green color, their pastoral style, the promise of a plentiful harvest…
All of this couldn’t outweigh the dense, repetitive lantations of the viewers—
[The host loves , the host doesn’t love , the host loves , the host doesn’t love , the host loves …]
[Please! Can you get a portable cara?]
[I don’t ask for much… Just the host in the fra, and I’m happy]
[If the host isn’t there, even the wild boar will do]
[How far did you run? Even the microphone has gone silent!]
[My wild boar! Where did my big wild boar go?]
[Wild boar wild boar wild boar wild boar wild boar please I need my wild boar]
[Hey hey hey, isn’t anyone worried sothing happened to the host? That’s a wild boar]
[What are you talking about? The host pat its butt and it didn’t even get mad, how could anything happen?]
[Isn’t this a dangerous influence that’s too obvious; if soone mimics this and approaches a wild boar, wouldn’t that be deadly?]
[Co on, brother, you’ve been jumping around all afternoon. Didn’t you see the big ssage sent by the top donator on the leaderboard?]
[Exactly! You must be shills from a competing company, right? Or should I repeat that line for you?]
[Dangerous behavior, please do not imitate.]
Zhang Yanping was totally numb.
Probably because the stream had been shared so widely, even though there was nothing happening in the live stream room, the number of viewers had already reached over five hundred thousand, only a bit less than the seven hundred thousand from the peak night of Xiaojiang’s PK.
Of course, the number of viewers in the live stream room counted the number of tis people clicked in, which inflated the numbers. But actually, this live stream was watched by no fewer than fifty thousand people!
With such high viewer numbers, if there were a professional team managing it properly, Qiaoqiao would probably already have over a million followers by now.
But…
He glanced at Song Tan and Qiaoqiao, who was sprinting towards the sweet potato field in the distance, and suddenly felt that this wasn’t so bad.
It’s just that he felt sowhat sorry for the viewers.
But… but now Qiaoqiao’s broadcaster label was automatically tagged with the word “hypnosis” by the system, so it would be normal for a hypnotic live strear to have a vast unattended sweet potato field in front of them, right?
If a broadcaster is streaming and, by chance, a viewer falls asleep, it would be normal for them to step away for a while, wouldn’t it?
At that mont, Qiaoqiao’s figure finally appeared in the live stream cara.
He arrived at the sweet potato field and then picked up the basket, “Ah, I almost forgot the basket.”
Then he squatted down and started plucking the leaves from the tips of the sweet potato vine.
The live stream: …
[Good news, the broadcaster is back. Bad news, I’m not in the broadcaster’s heart.]
[I’m not as greedy as you all, I’m just happy seeing the broadcaster on my screen.]
[I’m not even going to say it, but did you forget your basket? Isn’t your phone important?]
[It looks like the broadcaster wasn’t hurt at all, but where’s the wild pig?]
[Exactly! Where is the wild pig? Where is my big wild pig?]
[Does the broadcaster sell wild pig at? I haven’t tried it yet, I heard it’s really tasty]
[Wild pig at is tough and stringy, you can’t chew it, it doesn’t get tender when stewed, it’s not as tasty as you imagine.]
[I don’t believe that! Unless the broadcaster sends so over.]
[Wait! If we have five people attending the reunion during the New Year, will the wild pig be sold if we slaughter it?]
[Hiss—each dish is already twenty-one pounds, how much would the pork cost per pound?]
[Ah, I only want three pounds of fatty at, another three pounds of lean, and another three pounds of soft cartilage… the broadcaster won’t look down on , right?]
[You’re thinking too much, buddy. Why would the broadcaster look down on you? It’s just that they might not sell it.]
On the hillside, Zhang Yanping breathed a sigh of relief.
How should I put it, the netizens these days are really rather forgiving!
Feeling relieved, he quickly discussed with Song Tan and then nimbly logged into Qiaoqiao’s account with his own phone, switching the live stream cara over—
“Co on! Let
show you the new mber of our pigsty—Dahei!”
“Dahei is a girl; you see, her fangs aren’t showing. If it were a male, the tusks would be long and visible outside.”
“Technically, since it trespassed into our fields to steal, it should be caught and eaten! But Dahei reflects on her actions quickly and has excellent genes, so let’s give her a chance.”
“This year, Dahei will endure humiliation and hardships, bear the burden and taste bitterness, suffering for a year. Next year, she might just give birth to ‘Eight Treasures’ and beco the queen of the pigsty!”
“Soon, when her offspring and descendants gather together, one day, our pigsty will all carry her genes!”
“Also, Dahei has a pretty good temperant, just a bit greedy, especially fond of our food, and not picky either.”
“When you all co to the reunion, if you’re willing, I suggest you buy so food from us. We can arrange for a group photo, haha!”
Zhang Yanping, aware that he wasn’t as charismatic as Qiaoqiao during live streams, focused on showcasing Dahei after switching the cara.
Now that he had covered the important points, he too started watching the comnt section intently, obviously taking it very seriously.
The comnts: …
[There are so many points to criticize, I don’t even know where to start.]
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