??Chapter 742: 732. Single Dog’s Blind Date Experience_1
Chapter 742: 732. Single Dog’s Blind Date Experience_1
Big White was very reluctant when Qiaoqiao called him out of the pond!
He wasn’t a silly goose; every day he led a mighty procession of ducks across the pond, nibbling on water grass, picking at little fish, with hundreds of ducks and shrimp under his command, he was co-ruler of the pond!
Life couldn’t be more carefree.
So much so that lately he hadn’t even bothered to seek out the King—the King, that foolish dog, guarding the back mountain all day, running hither and thither, what’s so good about that? Even that delicious pig food wasn’t shared with him!
And then there was his owner, Qiao Bao, who at first would share half his biscuits with him, later sneakily eating honey and only willing to give him a small blob… huh, he, the Goose King, was no longer the little goose of the yard; how could he not see the change of heart?
Especially this morning, just after having plunged into the water for a couple of rounds, he felt the water flowing down from the mountains was different!
It’s just…
Just…
What kind of different, Big White couldn’t say clearly, he only knew it felt especially good to him! In an instant, his webbed feet pattered energetically in the water, his mood soaring.
However, it was at this mont that Qiaoqiao, out of breath, called him to the shore—
“Big White! Big White! Co over here!”
Big White pretended not to hear.
Qiaoqiao called out again, “Big White, co quickly! Sister told
to call you ho!”
Big White shuddered all over, mories of being tossed about by the neck flooding back to him!
With a turn, he gracefully swam to the shore.
Qiaoqiao looked him over, then smiled contentedly, “Big White, you’re so clean, I don’t think you need a bath. Let’s just go ho!”
Seeing him waddle slowly with his butt wiggling, Qiaoqiao scooped him into her arms and then ran ho like the wind.
anwhile—
Zhang Yanping hurriedly took the chance to grab his phone and once again posted an announcent for Qiaoqiao.
Although he hadn’t finished shredding his winter lon, it didn’t matter; stalling for ti was worth it.
[Goose matchmaking, female arrival imminent! A must-watch experience for all the single dogs!]
The dark, yet-to-start livestream chat: …???
[Wait, what does this announcent from the host an?]
[Goose matchmaking? Is that the especially fierce goose called Big White?]
[Female about to arrive? Man, Big White has more charisma than I do]
[What’s this? Are single dogs now taking lessons from geese?]
[Don’t laugh, but seriously, I always take the initiative to ask girls out when matchmaking, I really can’t compare here.]
[Big White, you’ve made it!]
[Host, aren’t you being a bit narrow-minded? What do you an ‘a must-watch experience for all the single dogs’? Those of us who are married are also interested!]
[I’m on leave today, specifically ca to watch with my wife and child.]
[Hasn’t it started yet? Hasn’t it started? Hasn’t it started?]
Zhang Yanping couldn’t stop laughing as he watched the barrage of comnts.
He then asked Song Tan, “Qiaoqiao hasn’t co back yet, shall we start now? We can explain when he returns.”
“Sure.” Song Tan wasn’t too concerned about this and was busy looking at Sun Shouping’s car parked outside the yard as he walked over.
As the car door opened, a snow-white, robust goose flapped its wings and got down, then with a wiggle of its bum, “splat” it plopped down a dollop of poop.
The crowd: …
Song Tan frowned, “Sun, your goose… It’s not very cultured.”
Zhang Yanping, who had just opened the livestream, saw the energetic goose and then the chat in the livestream, and sure enough, it was filled with laughter.
[Hahahaha, look at that goose!]
[True, it’s not very cultured]
[Exactly! Defecating all over the place—why doesn’t the girl’s father teach her manners?]
[Doesn’t the girl’s dad look a bit familiar?]
[The dog guy who arranged those blind dates for our precious pups before…]
[Ah, I knew it, turns out he’s a matchmaker!]
[I’m telling you, he’s not so great at his job. Last ti, none of the matches caught Dabao’s interest]
While they were talking, two little black and white Border Collies jumped out of the car, whining.
They were small in size but quick in movent, their curious, shiny eyes taking in everything around them. Their cleverness was almost palpable.
“How about that?”
Sun Shouping instantly forgot the earlier incident and said, pointing at the two dogs, “Look how smart they are. I’m telling you, Border Collies are really intelligent. If you keep them in the city, who knows whether dogs teach humans or humans teach dogs…”
“They’re really cute.”
Song Tan ant it sincerely.
After all, everyone knows that animals are at their cutest in their juvenile phase.
At that mont, she squatted down, called them over with her hands, and the little Border Collies hurried over, whining. Then they started nuzzling and licking around her palms.
The affection and dependence were just indescribable.
Sun Shouping: … Although he had seen such scenes at his own dog farm, he still felt both jealous and bitter to see it now.
What was the matter? Did he not exude the friendly aura that appealed to dogs? Why didn’t he receive this sort of treatnt?
He was about to ask about the retired dogs Song Tan had spoken of before, but before he could, Song Tan curiously asked:
“By the way, Brother Sun, I forgot to ask, didn’t you say you wanted to redeem yourself? Is your idea of redemption to find a bride for Big White?”
“What do you know?” Sun Shouping said proudly. “With a smart bird like Big White, since I can’t beat him, I must outwit him!”
“Isn’t he single? You’ve seen the goose I brought today, how handso he is! If they hit it off at the blind date today, I’ll take his ‘wife’ away tonight. I want him to experience that heart-wrenching love!”
Song Tan: …
Zhang Yanping held back a laugh, staring at the live broadcast—although the cara was on that big white goose, every word Sun Shouping said was being caught without missing a beat!
[emmmmm…]
[I’m at a loss for words, don’t even know what to say anymore, next please]
[Actually, thinking about it, last ti Big White nipped at the dog guy, there was probably a good reason; maybe he just wanted him to wake up]
[Bro, if you read so Long Aotian, maybe…]
[But seriously, I’m quite curious—what is a heart-wrenching love for geese?]
[The goose does look pretty handso, but it still seems to lack a bit of Big White’s charm]
[How could it not? Just think about it, Big White eats better than I do, how could it not look radiant?]
[If I were at the host’s ho, I would definitely be livelier than this]
Song Tan also fell silent for a while.
Since they were all acquaintances, she really didn’t want to burst Sun Shouping’s bubble. So she tried a different angle:
“What if Big White doesn’t take a liking to it?”
“That’s simple!”
Perhaps overly confident to the point of arrogance, Sun Shouping turned his head, showing Song Tan the red marks on his face and neck:
“See this? Slapped myself yesterday afternoon, and it still hasn’t faded! Tell , isn’t this goose fierce and formidable?”
“If there’s no affection, when the two geese et, there must be a fight! I’ll need to get it to slap Big White a couple of tis. One pain will be emotional, the other will be physical, but either way, I should be able to get my revenge.”
Song Tan: …
She’d been silent for too long and now could only muster: “As long as you’re happy.”
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