??Chapter 592: Do you still need a rice bucket?_1
Chapter 592: Do you still need a rice bucket?_1
Song Tan didn’t plant much red sweet potato this year—the land just wasn’t enough!
It was less than half an acre, located right at the edge under the Peach Forest, and it was almost forgotten! Even Seventh Uncle, when searching for vegetables, didn’t think of the sweet potato vines.
Now, as Qiaoqiao ca over carrying a basket, she set up her phone to the side, “Kids, let’s pick sweet potato vines! There are so many this year! After we pick them, hopefully, the sweet potatoes will grow bigger! Even the big pig can’t get enough…”
It wasn’t that they couldn’t get enough food, primarily because the originally-planted corn, sweet potatoes, pumpkins… were all ant for feeding the pigs.
As for the pumpkins, only the spoiled ones were reluctantly given, and as for the corn… better left unntioned! The sweet potatoes…
Whether they were tasty or not, who knows, but the pigs probably weren’t going to have a chance.
After finishing her talk, Qiaoqiao squatted down and started picking the green and lush sweet potato vines. However, while she was at it, she lifted a sweet potato leaf and said:
“Kids, let
make you a necklace!”
Barrage of comnts: …
[He’s pretty direct, just brazenly padding the streaming ti, right?]
[It’s too hot outside, the host suggests you send
to the pigpen, I’ll pick one]
[That big pumpkin just now… pigs eat better than , wuu wuu wuu]
[Finally, the good stuff is here!]
[Sweet potato stem necklaces, haha, I can make them! I know two ways to make them!]
[I even hang them on my ears…]
[A real man shouldn’t be watching this… the embarrassing childhood mories are attacking !]
[The one in front, tell us your story, were you photographed wearing sweet potato necklaces?]
[How co you have such experience? Could it be…]
[Host, you’re making them too slowly, leave it to !]
[Host, this isn’t good, sweet potato stems taste nice when fried… I’m just saying, I’m a student, send
a bunch!]
[Student? Do you know how to hide an electric rice cooker? Host, I know! Send
one!]
[That’s right, host, pigs eating this aren’t healthy, but I’m different, I have high blood pressure, this is suitable for !]
[Wait, do sweet potato vines lower blood pressure?]
[Who cares, I just want to eat them! I’m buying so first thing tomorrow at the market!]
As they chatted away enthusiastically, Qiaoqiao had already made herself a tassel for her straw hat…
Since it was indeed too hot, she soon gave up on the idea of completing a set of jewelry, dripping with sweat. She started picking the dense mass of sweet potato vines without being choosy, and quickly filled a basket.
Even looking back at the field… it hardly seed to have thinned out at all.
After another glance, Qiaoqiao picked up the basket, “There are too many sweet potato vines! I’ll co back tomorrow to pick more; they must be delicious fried with chili peppers, right?”
[Slurp—]
[Soone’s craving but won’t say who]
[No appetite in this heat… I suggest the host cook it and flaunt it in my mouth]
[Ah—host, why aren’t you flaunting it yet, my mouth’s tired from staying open]
[I don’t like it, I think it tastes weird…]
[Wait, how co all of you have eaten it? Can people even eat sweet potato vines?]
[Look at that! Fellas, here cos a rich second generation, let’s cozy up to him]
[Wait, I’m actually from the countryside but we never grew sweet potatoes]
As they were talking, Qiaoqiao, with the basket in hand, had already gracefully returned to the backwoods.
A huge pile of pumpkins was stacked outside the pigsty. Without any precautions taken, they were pecked full of holes by the chickens, a miserable sight to see.
The scent of the pumpkins wafted over, and seven pigs ca running from the mountains, now frantically squealing by the gate of the pigsty, as if they had never been fed in their last eight lifetis, a dire scene that stirred pity.
Then there was Dawang, also sitting by the pumpkins, looking pitifully at Qiaoqiao.
Qiaoqiao: …
“Dawang…” She rubbed the dog’s head with compassion and hurriedly said, “Don’t worry, don’t worry, it will taste even better stead later on; I’ll give you so then!”
Dawang: “Woof!”
He obediently moved to the side and then started barking loudly, driving the chickens, too busy eating to lift their heads, to one side. Seeing this, Qiaoqiao quickly picked up the most top-picked pumpkin and threw it straight into the chicken coop—
The next mont, the pheasant, dragging its beautiful tail, perford a flying slide tackle. Not only did it swiftly leap into the center of the pumpkin, which it couldn’t fit into before, but it also stopped right at the edge of the chicken coop’s pumpkin pile and decisively took the first bite!
Hah, this useless male ring-necked pheasant!
The leading rooster with red feathers fiercely flapped its wings, swiftly making space for the hens, with so plain-looking female pheasants mixed in and her few worthless chicks…
This flapping caused feathers and leaves to fly everywhere in disarray, and Qiaoqiao watched, dumbfounded.
The bullet comnts were also dumbfounded: …
[That… was actually quite thrilling…]
[Clearly super thrilling! I command you, host, to put
in the chicken coop!]
[Guoyi has such status in your ho, why hasn’t it left yet?!]
[So touching, for the sake of true love, willing to be a pheasant licker…]
[Um… is it possible it’s for the food?]
[That rooster! That little red-feathered rooster! Ahhhhh!]
[I get it, I get it, the little red-feathered rooster has more boyfriend power than my own boyfriend]
[Well… watching the little rooster, I think I understand the thoughts of the heroines in novels with multiple female leads…]
[ too…]
[Does no one care about the pumpkin?]
[Does no one care about the boss?]
[Does no one care about the big pig?]
[Does no one care about ?]
Qiaoqiao snapped back to reality, hurriedly grabbed the kitchen knife and pumpkin, and with a chop, cut off several chunks to throw into the mix, finally keeping the chicken coop from erupting into a feather storm…
The pigs couldn’t take it anymore!!!
The chickens had their turn, how co it still wasn’t theirs, oink oink oink—
Bulky and big-bellied, they went straight up to the pigpen gate, then looked eager to try—
Qiaoqiao got nervous at the sight!
Because in his mory, pigs had truly escaped from the pen several tis! Although he wasn’t afraid now with the boss there, it would still be very troubleso if they got out!
So he quickly grabbed a handful of sweet potato vines and threw them in: “Eat so veggies first!”
Seven pigs, a bunch of vines, at that mont, there was silence inside and outside the pen.
Luckily, they quickly ca to their senses, noses buried and mouths wide, a couple of grunts and it was all gone.
Bullet comnts: …
[The pigs are crying, really… that little, truly not enough to wedge between their teeth.]
[Host, be generous and dump in a whole basket!]
[Not to say they’re enjoying it quite a bit… What am I having for lunch?]
[What don’t pigs find delicious! I’m going for Sha County!]
[I’m having Lanzhou]
[I’m getting KFC, fast, it’s Crazy Thursday!]
[Golden Arches are not convinced!]
[Host, your sweet potato necklace fell in there!]
[Right in front of the black pig—ah shoot, it’s been eaten!]
[Host, your straw hat’s sweet potato tassel is about to fall—there it goes! Eaten!]
They chatted away, while Qiaoqiao hadn’t noticed a thing, just busy dumping the sweet potato vines into the basket, watching the pigs settle down for a brief mont, finally he heaved a sigh of relief.
Then, turning to the cara with a beaming smile, “All right! Let’s cut up the pumpkin! This pumpkin is especially sweet, we’ve been enjoying it for several days now!”
[I don’t believe it unless it flaunts in my mouth]
[Host, does the pigsty still need a rice bucket? I’ve been to college, can read and write]
[It’s not that bad…host, I think your pig feed trough is an antique, I’ll go watch it for you!]
[Hilarious! That’s a concrete trough… An ‘ancient’ trough from last year worth you guarding it?]
[If you dare, don’t open your mouth, wait to be fed!]
[I don’t dare, I’ll just wait!]
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