Heart of Dorkness Terror Thirty-Seven - Robbers

Terror Thirty-Seven - Robbers

Terror Thirty-Seven - Robbers

Catching up to the guy with the wheelbarrow covered in white robes isnt too hard. Hes got a heavy load to carry, and he doesnt look like hes in a hurry. The problem is getting him to let us take so of the robes he has.

I could bribe him, I say. Im winded from all the jogging, but not so badly I cant plot and sche.

Might not work, Felix says. Actually, yeah, it probably would, but then he might tell people right after so he makes even more money from it.

And I dont exactly have a lot of coins left, I mutter. Okay, we need to distract him so that we can take those robes.

All of them? Felix asks.

I hum. Well, at least three. But I dont know which ones will fit. So we should probably grab a bunch. The wheelbarrow is overflowing with robes. There are four poles on each side of it keeping things from spilling over, and despite that, a few robe arms are still dangling off the sides. I guess the guy doesnt really care.

How do we distract him? Felix asks. I can see her tilting her head, the way she does when shes looking with her wind. I guess shes not used to her eyes yet.

I dont know, I admit. I glance around too. The road is lined with workshops and little smithies and warehouses. This isnt the residential part of Montele. There are plenty of weird slls in the air. Coal fire, the weird slls from dye-makers and the constant sulphur-y stink that I think all the cities around here have.

Hes turning, Felix says.

The man is paused by the entrance of a wider alleyway, wrestling with a bump in the cobbled sidewalks thats jamming the wooden wheel at the front of his wheelbarrow. He grunts, then pushes into the alley. That might work!

Co on! I say before I dart after him. I reach into my cloak at the sa ti and pull out one of my more fearso-looking butterbutts.

The alley is dark, the walls around it leaving it in a permanent shadow, and theres detritus collecting on the sides, but its otherwise pretty clean. The clothing guy is nearing the middle of the passageway, and hes all alone.

Go, I whisper to my butterbutt.

It bobs in my hand, then darts ahead with a low hum before I tug Felix along with and wait out of sight.

What was that? Felix asks.

I grin. I told it to poke his butt, I say.

A mont later theres a howl from within the alley, then a loud smack. My butterbutt! Did he squish it?

A second howl reassures that the little monster is just fine. M-monster! Theres a monster violating ! the man screams. Felix and I watch as he runs out of the alley, face stained with tears and hands clamped over his butt.

We look at each other, and both start to giggle at the sa ti.

Q-quick, I say between giggles. Felix and I move into the alley and find his cart in the middle, entirely unattended except for my proud butterbutt stationed atop the clothes. I run over and scoop the little guy up. Well done, I say as I tuck him away.

Felix grabs a couple of robes from the pile and folds them over her shoulder, then she grabs a couple more. You should take so too, she says.

I nod and pick a couple up, quickly folding them over my arm. They stink, and a lot of them have ugly yellow sweat stains and marks from food on their fronts. Nasty.

How many do you have? I ask.

Five, Felix says. Shes probably stronger than I am; I have four and I can already feel the weight of them. We should tip the cart, she says.

Why?

Itll make it harder to tell how many are missing, Felix says. Putting action to words, she plants her foot on the edge of the wheelbarrow and gives it a shove. It crashes to the ground, robes flopping out of it.

Lets go! I say as I heft the robes Ive stolen. We run out of the far end of the alley, clothes streaming out behind us as we move as quickly as we can. We should go back to Ess place, I say. Its awkward to speak while using my chin to keep the pile of robes pinned down.

Alright. Do you know where to go?

Uh, I say.

I kinda know where Ess place is. More or less. Definitely less than more. I dont quite get lost, but Felix and I do end up circling around a couple of blocks and walking down the wrong streets a few tis. Fortunately its midday, and no one seems to care about two girls walking around half-buried in robes.

I do find Ess place, eventually.

Hello! I call out as we push into the front door.

Miss Gertrude is sitting at a table in the kitchen, a mug warming her hands while thin wisps of vapour drift out of it. Hello, she says.

I freeze, my smile locking into place. How can soone who looks like a kindly older lady give us such scary vibes? Then again, Mom looks like a very nice person and she can be a little scary too, sotis. H-hi, I say. Do you know if Ess back?

She is, Gertrude says before taking a slow sip from her mug. In her room, with a few books and scrolls I doubt shes ant to have.

Ah, I say.

Go on. Im certain shell be excited to see all those Heroic adept robes you are definitely not ant to have.

Right, I say before darting past and up the stairs.

Ess door is closed, so I knock twice with the tip of my shoe. The door opens a crack, and Es peers at before sticking her head out and looking down both ends of the corridor. Okay, she says. Its clear. Co on in.

Felix and I move in, and I imdiately dump all of the robes onto the floor. Why all the sneakiness? I ask.

Es stares at the robes for a mont before she pulls the door shut. I dont want to get caught, she says. Theres a strange glint in her eyes, fear mixed with excitent, mixed with a whole heap of anxiety. I did sothing terrible.

What did you do? I ask.

I... I stole. She gulps. I stole so books. But... but its to get other books. And I can put them back. No one will notice, right?

Uh, I say. I glance at Felix, but shes no help. Im sure no one will notice, I lie. What kind of books?

Ess fear is instantly replaced by excitent. I got a few. See, the academy needed to file the plans for its construction with the city. Theres inspections and taxes and all that kind of stuff.

I nod. Boring stuff. We dont have taxes at ho, because Mom said so. Alright.

And when the city tosses its old records out, the Great Library always takes them. She darts over to her bed, reaches under, and pulls out a pack. From within she reveals a pair of dusty old books and a scroll she quickly unrolls atop her bed. The parchnt is old, or at least not very well maintained. Theres too much dryness on the edges and so of the inks are fading.

Is that the academy? I ask as I look over it. The map is a little hard to read. Lots of lines without much context to them.

It is, Es says. About seventy years ago, but I hardly imagine theyve moved too many buildings around.

Nice, I say. This is going to help a ton. Do you have anything else?

Yup, Es says. She grins, big and proud. These books are manuals and semi-religious texts from the church of Hroe. They use them to train new priests and trainers and stuff like that. Theyre a very militaristic religion, you know, so they have a lot of rules.

Makes sense, I say. I think Semper has a bunch of rules too, right?

Es huffs. Not that many. Theyre mostly rules on how to write, when to take breaks from writing, and things like grammar and book-sorting.

Right, I agree. Im not about to tell her how silly I find so of those things.

How do those help us? Felix asks. Its not a terrible question.

Es picks up the book and hugs it close, cheeks puffed and hair quite sparky. Because, Miss Felix, these will tell us exactly where the priests at the academy are hiding all of the books.

Oh, I say.

This is great!

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